Eric Cartman - Blog Posts
Some fem!Kyman sketches I made at 1-2 am last night
Plus some Kylie school doodles :)
Forgot to upload my favourite one from Kyman week so far. You can find all of my fics here
Chapters: 1/1
Word count: 3,094
Relationship: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
No archive warnings apply, Teen and up audience
Summary:
Kyman week day 5: Sickfic
After Cartman falls asleep in the snow on Kyle’s lawn, Kyle is forced to save him and warm him up. Chicken broth gets served and reluctant confessions get shared
Yup, that is a mirror.
Kyman week day 6: Bodyswap
Summary:
Cartman wakes up in a body that does not belong to him. What does he do? Check it out.
Chapters: 1/1
Word count: 2,073
Relationship: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
No archive warnings apply
Teen and up audiences (safe for work)
Summary:
Kyman week day 3: Crossdressing
Cartman suggests crossdressing for a ‘mission’, much to Kyle’s disdain. Though the night turned out a whole lot more exciting than Kyle could ever imagine.
Alternatively: Kyle getting dressed up like a Barbie doll and realising that Cartman isn’t that bad looking after all
Oh and here’s a drawing I made a while ago that matches with the prompt
Kyman week day 2: Genderswap
I’ll be posting all my Kyman week stuff on my ao3 account! A short little 500 words fic based on this drawing is there! So make sure to check it out (and yesterday’s prompt) if you want to :)
@kymanweek
I just realised ALL of Cartman’s love interests were people (with qualities) he hates.
First off Wendy, who he clearly hates for several reasons ex. She stands up for herself and has strong opposing opinions (like Kyle...)
Then Heidi, who’s a bit of a hippy. Looking at her clothing style and the fact that she’s a vegan.
Finally Yentl who’s... well Jewish.
It’s clear that he loves his friends, even though they all have qualities he hates/teases them for. Poor, Hippy, Ginger Jew from Jersey. He’s shown to love the Jewish religion even though he’s antisemetic most of the time
That being said, maybe this 10 year old kid has a hard time distinguishing love and hate/is scared of his feelings.
Now, who does Eric Cartman despise most of all...? :)
Another favourite of mine: “Eric was a straight man himself. So comfortable in his sexuality even, that he could pretend to be gay, that he could dress up as a woman, that he could suck another man’s dick.”
“Calm your tits and dust out your vagina, I’m joking, [Kyle]” is probably the line I’m currently the most proud of in the Kyman fic I’m writing. Do with that what you will
They’re back??
ALSO, look at all the screens, they’re all from Post Covid!
NOW THIS JUST FURTHER PROVES MY POINT
Are we getting a Cartman depression arc or what? He’s been so defeated the whole season. Even in the episode when he was an ass it was because he felt lonely. And in the last ep (Credigree Weed St. Patrick’s day special) he seemed bored even when they schemed? Guess he’ll be joining Stan on the bad mental health at 10 YEARS OF AGE ride
Are we getting a Cartman depression arc or what? He’s been so defeated the whole season. Even in the episode when he was an ass it was because he felt lonely. And in the last ep (Credigree Weed St. Patrick’s day special) he seemed bored even when they schemed? Guess he’ll be joining Stan on the bad mental health at 10 YEARS OF AGE ride
!Kyle is NOT a slave in the first drawing (he is a scientist living in the present)!
These drawings are all based on a fanfiction that is not written by me
I want to thank @shortstackedkyman for writing the best fanfiction I’ve read in ages! I definitely recommend reading it. Egyptian Prince Eric has been the only thing on my mind since I finished it. I am not exaggerating when I tell you this dragged me back to my fascination with Egyptology
I don’t dare post this to tiktok, I’d loose all my followers
I love drawing in this South Park-inspired style, especially cartman, he’s so chonky
I have an addition, and I even took the liberty to edit his hair
I’m sorry but you can’t tell me these two
Don’t have the same vibe.
Body type aside their personalities are really similar. Both smug background characters who has this “high power” aura.
THATS SO GOOD OMG!😱😱🥰🥰‼️‼️
redraw
Lol😂😂
any pronouns cartman u will always be famous 2 me
This is so kewl😱😱‼️‼️
My kewl collab with Obabok😼
Boom! Finished this a few days ago... it took me way too long!
Summary: Cartman convinces Kyle to take him to some abandoned tunnels with Stan and Kenny. They’re toured by a terrible guide in some not-so-safe halls and rooms. That leads to some private talks between Kyle and Eric. They argue, and, well, things happen.
I've been working on my second Kyman fic for a while now, and oh boy, it's going to be great...
Here's my sneak peek:
AWWW🥹🥹🥹
i definitely agree with OP’s headcanon (IN TAGS) omgg. liane strikes me as having led a VERY lonely life and i think having her son was really the first time she didn’t feel so alone
i will never be normal about liane 😭
What else can you do when you have just discovered love?
random images i have saved on my phone - day 10
😡😡😡
(NOT MINE)
(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)
mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.
butters: i did. i broke-
mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?
cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.
kyle: what? i didn’t break it.
cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?
kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
cartman: …suspicious.
stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.
bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!
stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!
butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!
mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!
cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.
kenny: (REALLY?)
cartman: yeah, really!!
kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]
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mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
random photos i have saved in my phone - day 5
(NOT MINE Y’ALL) cartman edition 🤩
i am SOOOO not normal about liane cartman… like. can someone just TALK TO HER ☹️☹️☹️
i hope she gets more screen time (looking at seasons 25 and 26, that seems highly likely, yay!!)
like we don’t know really that much about how she even ENDED UP HERE in the first place. like YES we have that christmas episode from s2 but that doesn’t really. tell us much
anyways
I LOVE HER SO MUCH😢😢
A bit of an idea for something I wanted to do before 🥺
Day 1 Noir
seeing kyle in a lab coat inspired me to put him on the reanimator poster lololol