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BIONIC EDDHEAD HEAD CANNONS #1

Matt

1. Matt is the world's 1st bionic human

2. His Favorite cookie is sugar cookie

3. Despite him being allergic to metal his bionic chip or structure doesn't affect him

4. He forgets he's bionic sometimes

5. He is Pansexual and is Dating Edd

6. Gets teased by tord a lot

7. His bionic chip is purple

8. He can carry edd with one hand

Edd

1. He is the world's 2nd bionic human

2. Is the leader of the group(obviously)

3. His bionics were the hardest to code

4. His chip is green

5. If he's exposed to camera flashes his His pupils will expand to the point they'll look like tom's for 7 seconds (this is glitch in his bionic coding)

6. Despite matt being taller and bigger he can carry matt with two hands

7. He is Bisexual

8. He can drink cola cuz it doesn't affect his bionic structure

Tord

1. Tord is Bisexual is dating Tom(they do fight sometimes tho)

2. He is still red leader but left Paul in Patryk in charge while he gose off on missions

3. He is the world's 3rd bionic human

4. Unlike the other 3 his glitches aren't terribly severe

5. He is 2nd in charge beside edd

6. He has his tordbot but only uses it as a 'last resort' option if the others are in danger and(or) if his bionics aren't enough

7. His bionic structure and chip was the hardest to make

8. His chip is red

Tom

1. He is the world's 4th bionic human

2. He is Gay

3. His chip is blue

4. His bionic chip took 3 years to prefect

5. He still drinks but when he drinks there is a chance it will affect his bionics when he's drunk

6. He gets scared sometimes when tord yells at him

7. He is the shortest out of all of them

Tom (me): which one?

Tord (the Pearson I hate): WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?

Stop liking this This should be illegal

yaaayy quick redraw

hi eddsworld tumblr !

forgive my relatively inconsistent style i was. born this way (ps the colors of the guys change every picture because uhhh 😜)