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i occasionally chat about f1 to someone i have to see fairly often and he HATES lance stroll but like it would not be prudent for me to fight a battle w him so he’s ranting and im just nodding along like “mhm mhm yeah fuck that guy” as if lance stroll doesn’t take up like 80% of my brain space
I would literally live and die for pocket charlie i hope everyone knows that
Max had a special guest on his stream yesterday! ❤️
the trademark lance stroll 🤙 like ok canada boy catch some waves we see u
do we think nando calls lance his strulobitch
to everyone also struggling rn i present this image
today i came dangerously close to accidentally submitting this along with a lab
COMRADES LOCK THE HELL IN
Tumblr's Favourite Canadian: Round 1, Poll 3
Information below the cut.
Lance Stroll (b. October 29, 1998) is a Formula 1 driver originally from Montreal, Québec. He drives for Aston Martin alongside Fernando Alonso, and has gotten one pole position and three podiums.
Avril Lavigne (b. September 17, 1984) is a musician originally from Belleville, Ontario. She is a major figure in pop-punk music, and her 2002 album Let Go is the best-selling album by a Canadian artist of this century. She is best known for her songs "Girlfriend," "Sk8er Boi," and "Complicated."
no yoints no stroints i’m gonna go sit in a hole and think about Things
scientific analysis of lance’s eye line
right after lance called him handsome too LMAO nando rlly went “you want proof?”
oops lance posted the strollonso content on main
guys nando and lance are moots on tiktok
just leaving this here
he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.
This tweet came to me in a dream
Everyone in the replies was like “we know you’re coping dude just admit it to yourself” 💀💀💀
Things that are not fighting for dominance: tongues
Things that are fighting for dominance: Lestappen and Charlos, for the esteemed headcanon status in my brain
I've started a collection I like to call "Substances were consumed"
Regularly updated
all of you with the f1 bingo card, fill in 1/16 of the home race win box. you have my permission
They’re in love your honor
This pennant design came to me in a dream and now i simply must own it
Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams
#1: The Charlos Reunion
This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:
#2: Archive Of Our Own
The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.
#3: On The Origin Of Drivers
The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.
Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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As someone very new to f1 I simply do not understand how the drivers resist giving yuki tsunoda a Lil pat on the head upon seeing him
As someone very new to f1 I simply do not understand how the drivers resist giving yuki tsunoda a Lil pat on the head upon seeing him
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch
liking one (1) f1 post and now my feed is entirely images of max verstappen looking like a little fish boy
The 1644 line after pulling historic remontadas out of their asses and going p19-p3 and p16-p4
real wheel to wheel racing.