Fionna & Cake - Blog Posts

A Comprehensive Taxonomy of Tumblr Sexyman, presented with the help of the esteemed Doctor Simon Petrikov

Type 1: Wholesome Nerd

Type 2A: Sweet Middle-Aged Dad

Type 2B: Deeply Fucked Up and Traumatized Middle-Aged Dad

Type 3: Silly Little Weirdo Who is Only Appealing Because He's Deeply Miserable in an Extremely Relatable Way

Type 4: Dramatic Evil Bastard in a Fancy Suit

Type 5: Awful Fucked Up Creature

Type 6: Skeleton