Flatland - Blog Posts
I had a vision that they would be friends 😥
how you see my art
vs.
how i see it
Look at him goo!!!!!
Hit that bug with a flyswatter
Here is slightly anamorphic version of A Frau Line, my best friend over on instagram helped sketch out an idea of what to do for her body, since she is just a line.
She is super tall and super sharp, and I love her 🩵
I also quite like drawing the organs, never thought I’d say that, but I find drawing the lines therapeutic.
{Suggestive Warning}
Slight suggestive warning, I’m not use to posting stuff like this or drawing it, but I wanted to give it a go.
Also I genuinely love A.Square’s wife, she is low key my favourite and in my mind, they have a happy lil marriage and then husband, has a husband. Love the domestic drama, no heart breaks only Salt and Adorable moments.
This is for that person who asked if Square got permission from his wife, and I then subjected that poor commenter to a terrible pun. This post was out of fun for that🩵
(ps. I love puns, not sorry)
Flatland Silly doodle dump
There’s an optical illusion trend thingy on Twitter and sometimes I see them here. They’re pretty cool I do suppose
Hello Flatland community 👏
My contribution:: I hope it’s ok enough, looks fine, had fun drawing 👍
Flatland: An Adventure in Many Dimensions, a 2024 translation into casual English, is done!
You can read and download it completely 100% for free on the Internet Archive!
When it's done loading, you will be able to read it directly online, and the Internet Archive will automatically generate audiobook versions with text to speech.
You can also download and torrent various versions as PDFs, epubs, and editable documents so you can change the font, paragraph styles, and do anything else you want with it, like give everyone neopronouns or turn them into unicorns!
I will also be making my own audiobook version at some point. but that's gonna take a while since this is around 38,000 words long. You can make your own too! And you can translate this into other languages!
Did I mention this is public domain? Because I hate capitalism and I'm poor and I want other people to also be able to enjoy books for free.
Buy the cheapest possible print version for $7.45 (I get $2).
This version is a paperback with no illustrations, no prefaces, a greyscale cover to make it as cheap to print as possible, so that more people can afford to buy it.
Buy the regular print version for $22.17 (I get $5).
This version is a hardpack with illustrations, the preface from the original author, and one from me.
You can also download all the HD illustrations included in this story here on the Internet Archive.
If you enjoy reading it, you can also donate directly to "TinyelFlatland" on paypal!
And if I haven't made it clear yet, this is Public Domain. You are 1million% encouraged to download it, print it, share it, do literally anything you want with it. I am 100% serious.
Now you can all join me in laughing at the narrator :)
Edit: oh wait lol. I realize I wrote this post assuming only people who already know what Flatland is will see it.
Uh so people who have no clue what Flatland is, here's a quick summary:
The narrator, who hides his identity using the alias "A. Square", is a resident of a world called Flatland, a world that only exists in two dimensions, where every person is a flat geometric shape. A. Square tells us the history and culture of his world, which is rife with bigotry that he buys into without question. Until New Year's Eve, before the first day of the year 2000, when a mysterious stranger claiming to come from the third dimension appears in his living room, and starts saying things that sound absurd, and performing what seem like magic tricks.
The original Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions, was published in 1884 by Edwin Abbot Abbot. It is both a scathing political satire criticizing the systems of bigotry in Victorian England, and an entertaining introduction to the concept of more than three dimensions.
Edit: Now there's an itch.io page too!
Edit again: And you can read it here on tumblr now! @flatland-a-2024-translation and on Pillowfort!
“Can I see your insides?”
“I think you already know the answer..”
“Yes?”
•________________________
guys I watched the movie. GOING IN IRONICALLY. THIS AIN’T IRONIC ANYMORE.
another day another flatland whiteboard!!WHY AM I SO LAGGY
i have polygon whiteboard duties this time.. duties.. doodies… hehr….cuz the other one died
Drew the worst mf in @idreamofflatland as far as I’ve seen bc she looked fun to draw.
I drew her in the cape before I learned she was a pyramid so her proportions are slightly fucked but shhhh
OH BY THE WAY me and oomf (@soapcatz) are trying to start a Flatland fandom area in pony.town if anyone cares teehee
please oh please draw a sphere and a square making out with tongue
a square doesnt have a tongue so he has to bite aspheres.. oops
Oh yeah I forgot to post this outside of the community tab
line Yuri
I know I have a dirty mind but flatland makes me giggle
it says a variation of "penetrate" 6 times
it says a variation "feeling", in the context of physically touching someone 51 times (and "felt" 16 times)
it says a variation of "touch" 17 times
it says "breeding" 3 times
it says "sex" (in the concept of gender) 19 times
I spat when it said "consummate"
freaky
also horror shit
and I...wow
So phere gacher onlene too
and also fixed flatlings before i forget
(a square not included because hes perfect the way he is…becos he is my Son i literaly gave hbirht to hi m TRUSTT)(dont ask me why hes homophobic and homosexual like that, i dont know either)
FUCKKKKKKK
(For context, Rayelle is like 5 years old here.)
The perspective makes no sense but shhhhhhh ignore that…. This ss kills me I hate this movie!!!
/pos
this is NOT a good time to post these considering the fact that i have a quiz tomorrow, a project, math homework, and numerous amounts of unfinished doodles and animations to do. but…..Hehre…….. hehe
flatlandie gacha online designs :3
these are from like 1-2 months ago but i dont relly caaaaareeeuhhhh yeah hexagon and line are supposed to look way different but i was running out of ideas..
*patiently waits to meet another flatland fan in a game that will 100% not have one*
FLATLAND REFS 🔲🔮
My adaptation, well I call it, "flatland MD" which just means... Flatland mark demolition... BUT ANYWAYS, I updated their refs because I felt some of the flatlanders clothing was too basic. And also I learned to have fun
I do feel like the info on this ref is less than the last ref but it's still prtty good 😁 hope u like themmm
Let this flatlander touch you
Sorry we had some budget cuts
