I’m gonna fucking die if there isn’t a lady kissing my full belly by sundown
👻👻👻
Eating till my jeans are tight makes me feel like an ogle-able man hoe
Day 5 of stuffing my belly so much it hurts till I get belly rubs, my head is spinning and I can’t stop burping
😵💫😵💫😵💫
Got sad there’s no pretty lady touching my belly, then I stress ate, today is day 4 of this in a row, now my belly hurts… a lot 🥲
It’s just one beer after the other ughhh, it’s a crime that I’m this cold and this full, where is the funnel? And the cute lady using it to start pouring even more into my packed gut? Post feeding gut fondling feels so damn good 😭😭😭
It’s a quarter after one, I’m a little drunk, and my belly’s filled 🎶 
Being stuffed is fun and all, but I’d be able to appreciate it more with hands on my gut 😵💫