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Seriously though, if you've lived in an urban area your whole life, you're probably missing out on the True Water Experience. I seriously think that most people would be a lot less dehydrated if municipal water was less gross. They add chlorine and fluoride to it, but did you know they also remove calcium and magnesium? It's because of the deposits it leaves in pipes. But water is so much tastier with calcium and magnesium, and also healthier. It helps prevent heart disease. Maybe you think you've experienced the True Water Experience because you've had bottled "spring water". You're probably wrong. It's still not very tasty. I know that putting the chlorine helps kill bacteria but I wish they could find another way to do that. Seriously though, I live in a place where my water comes from a well (we have plumbing, it's not like a well where you pull up a bucket, its an underground well). There's no chemicals or treatment things in it it's just from out of the ground. It's very delicious and don't worry, it's totally safe, nobody's ever gotten sick from it. I hope I never have to live some where where I have only city water. I would hate that very much. If you live in a city you should visit a rural place so you can try water. Don't just drink it out of a random stream though, that's not very safe. Although I do know a stream that people get water from. Nobody's gotten sick yet. But yeah, we have very good water here. You should come drink it. I don't know why I wrote what is essentially a rambling advertisement for well water. I didn't sleep last night. That's probably enough of an explanation.