Freak Fortress - Blog Posts
Absolutely in love with @800db-cloud 's porkpie and felt the need to turn him into a cookie,, The name isnt very creative i know
IMPORTANT QUESTION FREAK FORTRESS TUMBLR where do yall congregate
HELLO IMPURE AND OTHER FICS NATION I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR OUR ABSENCE me and my dearest cowriter wife have been busy brewing some things (we have not stopped writing dont worry) but in the meantime please have some of my recent doodles of pure and CBS
the mpreg one is actually a redraw of an old inside joke
i cant promise when u can expect more however we do have one NEW impure/pure central fic in the works :3
can someone take the pencil away
idk if i was cooking here gang. i cant stop drawing pure and impure though i think i have a disease
guys im dead this took so long
Hiiii welcome 2 the land where impure reigns supreme
i figured the older doodles below would be a good pin to explain my impure spy hellscape
And of course, the fic:
:D
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
so um as u may be able to tell i like spy. a lot. this little holiday pamphlet i made is some au/oc spies me and my gf have made, i am proudest of the impure page of course :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS IMPURE FANS theres like 5 of u but ily all :D i'm hoping to write a little something for their anniversary because it's technically christmas day but we'll seeeee
i have retroactively decided to post the full version of this old impure doodle
one more impure for the people
HI GUYS little doodle i did recently because THE FIRST SHORTS FOR THE IMPURE COLLECTION ARE UP RN!!!!! and we kicked it off with um... not impure but its ok gentle deserves some love too
:D Enjoy!
idk if anyones waiting on more impure doodles my bad i am in the middle of a HUGE creativity dip rn </3
bonus doodle of pure in wrath
ok i swear ill upload the epilogue soon i hope this makes up for it
impure by design gang i present to u a bonus feature
I CAN FINALLY SET IMPURE FREE! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! some of these r cropped idk if ill send the other doodles ive done yet
Impure by Design Update 6
This will be the final update post before this fic's conclusion! I can't believe we've come this far...
A lot has happened since the last update here.. not just between Pure and CBS, but also because we've fully finished writing the fic! The last three chapters will be uploaded sometime soon.
I doodled a little preview for the next chapter (WRATH!) a few weeks ago, sorry about the quality I didn't have time to scan it!
Yes, the ending is supposed to take place around Christmas time. We didn't really wanna wait to be honest lol
I do hope you all enjoy the ending, in fact I'm a bit worried about that as this is the first time me and my girlfriend have finished a fic at all. Anyways, happy reading!
grand piano... :')
Impure by Design Update 5
Sometimes a little bit of heartache is needed... I hope we're not killing you guys though </3
Considering the fact I literally could not find any other fics with Cupid Sniper in them I figured I'd drop my own doodles of him that I drew in honor of this one!
sniper with a ponytail... <3
additional bonus with suggestive warning: joke doodle i made while we were writing chapter 15
As for CBS, don't worry so much.. you'll hear from him soon >:)
Impure by Design Update 4
nothing much to add, doing a quick update to post the recent bonus doodles because ao3 is giving us problems
Impure by Design Update 2
We’re almost halfway through sin city now… And we’re getting to the fun parts!!!
In the latest chapter we introduced our headcanon (honestly though, I believe most people hc this) that Gentlespy is the red Spy that followed CBS around in his past… expect to hear more about that in the future!
You may also be curious about the voice in Pure’s head, and what is to come. I can’t tell you much there, sorry >:P A little sidenote on this though, CBS’s dream sequence has been one of my favorite parts to write so far!
Thanks again for all the support, this fic means everything to me and my girlfriend and I’m so glad there’s others out there we can share it with! On the offchance anyone was interested, I turned on the asks feature if anyone had any questions about our fic, apologies if I use it wrong though I’m still learning
Read the latest chapter here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54838609/chapters/141943261
Impure by Design Update 1
I wanted to provide a tiny little update of sorts on mine and my girlfriend’s Christian Brutal Sniper and Christian Pure Spy fic!
Currently we are up to five chapters and a bonus chapter for my gf’s doodles of Brutal’s shack, we have lots more planned and a twist I hope someone catches on to >:)
A big part of this fic was inspired by the idea of Pure committing each of the seven deadly sins and them slowly driving him mad, and we are having an absolute blast ruining his perfect image. Maybe he’s not so pure, after all!
Anyway, more chapters will be coming soon! I just wanted to thank you guys for the support, this fic does really mean a lot to us and I’m glad others enjoy it just as much :)
You can read the latest chapter here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54838609/chapters/140317234
Impure by Design
HIIIII i dont rlly know how to post stuff on tumblr still im trying my best but I wanted to share a fic me and my girlfriend r writing :D
You can read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54838609/chapters/139002748
Rating: Mature (mostly for graphic violence and religious imagery)
We both looove freak fortress, and both believe there's NOT enough christian brutal sniper/christian pure spy love in this world, so this is our attempt to change that :D
"How does an angel fall from heaven? Pure never wants to find out."
(additional note and forewarning, it's not finished!)
Happy Mother's Day!!!!
El kind of hates her mom, but she absolutely adores the rest of the team's moms (when she eventually meets them that is heh)
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On a side note, sorry I've been MIA for so long!! Im still kind of readjusting to being back home after the semester so.. hopefully I'll be able to get myself to draw more deranged mercenaries soon lol
Anyways, have this polaroid I made of my first Freak Fortress OC in the meantime! (Lmk if you wanna hear more about him or have headcanons that I can develop his character with hehe)
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all hail grass lad
Uh
This is my freak slash fan oc the grass lad. I made him because I was up too late delirious and watched way too many freak fortress videos. He is a demoman but only from his shoulders up sticks out of the ground. His feet also stick out of the ground in front of him as you can see. I don’t remember why I put an inverted scrumpy bottle on his head.
The grass lad can move through the ground from place to place. This includes across wooden floors or concrete, or up a flight of stairs, as long as there is a ground for him to be in. No matter what kind of ground he is in there is always grass around him because he is the grass lad.
Also his legs are extendable up to like 10 m and can bend in all the directions. This allows him to do things like hold a can of soup or kick you.
I don’t know why I created grass lad. All I know is that grass lad is. Thank you for coming to my grass talk.
genuinely forgot I exist here,,, but uh,,, height comparison sheet!! or something!!! also a new freak!!!
meet king's justice !! Or king in short :) , a very silly fella added to the blinded crew!! (yes that's what I'm calling them .)
here's a small render of em
aightb,,, imgonna die now , yipyip