https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames
To highlight a few of the best:
Bobrovsky’s nickname is just his name, but LOUD
“Squidney”
How many hockey players are we gonna call dad/daddy?
so many
“injured”
Johnny Hockey is now a registered trademark (I really hope they say TM out loud)
wow rude
“Mack, stylized as MacK, released a new record yesterday…”
“Knees breathin’ heavy”?????
and they spelled Corndog McTwinkletoes wrong
“Yeast Infection”
I honestly can’t pick a favorite
these are honestly getting out of hand
“WIFEY”
“Justin Bieber of Hockey”
“Captain Serious”
and finally
the best