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kaeya as sleeping beauty and diluc as the prince but it’s all wrong
diluc: *gets face to face to a sleeping kaeya and whispers* fuck you
kaeya: *wakes up*
diluc: tf😨 why’d u wake up
kaeya: joe…
diluc: joe?
kaeya: JOE MAMA
diluc: *punches him back to sleep*
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^^based on a dream i had the other night
i fr woke up laughing my ass out
Help!!!!
Zhongli just said that an old friend has two fully grown daughters in the lantern rite event! I was so worried that hoyo was going to act as if they weren't family and only had a master disciple relationship!
When Gaming said "halt who goes there" I was ready to fight some hilichruls, I was not ready to see Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper dressed as treasure hunters
Was doing the lantern rite event, and yes Mountain Shaper that is an exquisite mint plant.
I started the sumeru archon quest at 1:30pm and finished at 12:20am, it is now the next morning and I'm still processing all that it was.
I've just gotten to sumeru's archon quest, and is it normal to want to murder the grand sage so much? Like I have yet to even reach the worst part according to everyone? Why do I want to punch him so much?
Weird focus on blue bird when chasing Nahida/lesser lord kusanali and the bird disappears with her
I've just gotten to sumeru's archon quest, and is it normal to want to murder the grand sage so much? Like I have yet to even reach the worst part according to everyone? Why do I want to punch him so much?
Ok what was that computer like voice right then???? Is this the trippy part that everyone was talking about? We've already been to the festival! We don't have another appointment with Dunyarzad, unless I really misread the dialogue
I've just gotten to sumeru's archon quest, and is it normal to want to murder the grand sage so much? Like I have yet to even reach the worst part according to everyone? Why do I want to punch him so much?
I've just gotten to sumeru's archon quest, and is it normal to want to murder the grand sage so much? Like I have yet to even reach the worst part according to everyone? Why do I want to punch him so much?
In ancient China women in high positions didn't clip their nails as a show of status and because their nails would get very long they needed to wear protectors over them
If you look at Ningguang's sprite she has the protectors on her thumb, ring, and pinkie finger, but her pointer and middle don't have the protectors
...Snip snip
You know you've lost it when you go to sleep thinking about scaramouche and wake up thinking of potential artifact combinations that would be good on him
Made a sketch wih Zhongli and Marisha >< I actually drawing so much more then posting here (because mostly I'm drawing my OCs or commissions)
the man of my dreams 😤
the downgrade in genshin impact’s character designs as the game has gone on is something that should be studied im not kidding.
SAGAU Imposter AU but the higher the character friendship level, the easier it is for them to recognize you as the divine god without having to see your golden blood.
So following the typical SAGAU plot, who and how will your characters help you? I'll start!
Mondstadt
I'm doomed at Mondstadt considering Klee is my highest at friendship level 9. No one would probably take her seriously? But maybe she can convince Albedo (as a non-albedo haver) to hear me out first, he's pretty perceptive.
If Albedo can't help then Barbara (f.level 8) might just help me escape. She can probably convince Jean (f.level 2) to not kill me and just exile me from the city?
I like to believe that Fischl and Bennett could also help me enter Liyue (both f.level 7) as adventurers but they're probably doubting themselves, but not enough to kill me
Liyue
Liyue is definitely the safest place for me to go to. I have both Ningguang and Keqing at friendship level 10! Both big authority figures.
Although it would be hard to meet them immediately, I could probably reach out to Chongyun and Hutao first (both f.level 10 too).
Sad to say it could take a while to convince Zhongli, he just came home at f.level 1, and we all know how dangerous he can be in cult!au
It'll be even worse if he orders Xiao, as a non-Xiao haver. So I really have to reach the Qixing before the yaksha catches me.
Inazuma
An even more difficult place. My highest would be Sayu at f.level 3 and it would be hard to meet the sleepy ninja in the first place.
Thoma and Itto might just take pity (both f.lvl 2) and turn a blind eye though.
Otherwise, I'm dead in Inazuma
Tagging a few SAGAU writers to know their thoughts. This is open for anyone though and I would love to read everyone's sagau experience! don't think it's a relatively new concept! I just rly like how this gives us all a unique sagau experience based on our own efforts at being their friend! @dewdrop-writes @neetra @saryneid @chocoenvy
The little meow meow of all time. He is not atrocities! He just like to make them for funsies!
my lil meow meow
yk how lisa’s a witch yet she’s afraid of pumpkins.. what if when dottore ends up having an allergy/fear of apples
i feel like these guys would definitely be homoerotic rivals or something
guys dont worry the more zhongli fanart i like the more likely he is to come home trust me it’ll happen
say fatui cicin mage hot and nobody bats an eye.. say fatui skirmisher hot and society goes wild
Deserved fr. I have never seen a man have the balls to fix a relationship before. I'm saying this from experience.
Before It's Too Late
Warnings: Angst(no comfort)
:Scaramouche;Kazuha;Xiao;Diluc x GN Reader
You love how constant things are.
Everyday, the same thing will happen. A kiss for your lover in the morning then work until the last rays of sun can be seen and return to his arms at night.
You hate change.
Hate how his eyes don't hold the same love for you. He stops talking to you and asking how your day was. Body turning away from you whenever you try to hug him, an excuse always slipping from him.
You stayed for love.
Fixing things as if it'll turn back the same but cracks have already appeared and you couldn't do anything but watch.
Everything happens so suddenly, like you're floating but drowning at the same time.
His words gripping your heart so much that even breathing hurts.
But a fool you are, hugging him and trying to make him stay with you. Words of affection already spilling from you, shame and dignity already thrown out of the picture. Everything for him to love you again.
Hope was in your eyes when he turned around until a stinging silence greeted you.
For a brief moment, you believed that you could still save your love for him.
No tears escape from you as you cradle your burning cheek from being slapped. As the realization of everything dawned on you, your pitiful form kneeled against the floor. You felt everything all at once, while he stands there stunned.
Shaking hands tried to reach for you but you backed away from him like a cornered animal.
"I'm so sorry,... I didn't - I'm so sorry (Y/N). Please let me hold you. I'm so sorry love I didn't mean to, please"
"You slapped me?" you asked, still in denial that the man you spend all your years with can hurt you so much like this.
"I'm so sorry (Y/N), I don't know what got into me-"
"You're right" you look at him and for the first time you feel calm, like the final piece fitting into the puzzle.
"This relationship's not gonna work. I can't force myself to you if you don't love me anymore"
"That's not true, I still love you (Y/n). Can we just talk about this?"
Picking yourself up you removed the ring he had given you and handed it to him. Already done being the one who keeps this relationship alive. You're tired in fighting for his affection everyday as if his love was limited to only acknowledging your presence alone.
"Stop this (Y/n), put this back right now, what are you doing?!"
Everything was clear now, as if you'd been suddenly brought to light.
Love is not enough to save the both of you and this was the last straw to give everything up. So you let it all fall.
"Don't please, no you can't do this! (Y/n)!"
"I love you! Please! Just... just stop. Let's talk ok? (Y/n)?"
You didn't turn back, even if he tried to call for you, just as how you imagined he did in your dreams once upon a time when you're still naive, stupid, and hopeful.
Packing your belongings as quickly as you can, not wasting anymore time as he begs for you stay like how you beg for him earlier.
Regret fills him as he watches the only thing that matters to him walk out of his life, unable to stop you because he has already hurt you so much that the least he can do is to let you go.
He stood helplessly by the door, wishing you'd return and love him again, but you didn't even once look back.
None of my friends play Genshin impact so here I am putting this on tumblr like a grandma on Facebook who has nobody to tell to about her son’s divorce.
I logged on just to see if I could get the new character, was not expecting to get anything. I’m looking at my phone as I press the 10 wishes button expecting like maybe ten weapons and at most a three star character. I was already looking up how to pay for more wishes because no way I get any five star character.
I GOT JEAN AND XIAO. FIRST. TRY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Stinky rat man whom I love :>
Tempting Fate. Yan Scaramouche x F Reader [SMUT]
Warnings: Yandere themes, unhealthy relationships, unhealthy power dynamics, not SFW, implied past dubcon/noncon and verbal humiliation. Word count: 4.7k.
A single frayed thread can unravel even the grandest of tapestries.
You’d like to delude yourself into thinking you’re ready. That those weeks of mental preparation, practicing mannerisms and pretty smiles in the mirror would bear fruit. Is it foolish to hope and yield a bountiful harvest from what you’ve sown when the soil is barren?
Dallying in your thoughts won’t do any good. However, what else is there for you to do? You’ve paced back and forth in your quarters until your heels ached, fussed over your appearance, the shade of rouge on your lips, and washed away the incriminating ink on the skin of your wrist. That experience could be compared to a trivial trial for what was to come.
You thought your heart would overwork itself to death with how it pounded away, like a war drum before a decisive battle.
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yk you're living the 'elite' uni experience when;
•you didn't sleep all night
•currently barely opening your eyes
•your only meal was half of a snickers bar
•you're cold
•head spinning 7/24
•will have a breakdown if you think too much or think at all honestly
•on your last $10
•everything hurts
•have no friends
•anxiety 7/24
•fucking adhd
•a bit anaemic
•your way of preparing for exams is looking at the course material, cursing yourself for not starting earlier and crying cause everything is hard and you feel dumb
•have i mentioned existential crisis
•crying
•lots of crying
•going numb
liyue is suddenly in need of a successor
the contrast between their collab promo art