George Luz - Blog Posts
every friend group should include:
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Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?
Perconte: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you
Muck: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you
Luz: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions
more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
no i will not elaborate
Toye: Luz, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Luz: Really high socks it is, then!
Winter: Lip, gather the others, we need to have another Luz-is-doing-somethlng-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-hlm-before-he-hurts-someone convention .
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
Some memes picked freshly off the Lieutenantaceface vine
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Luz: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
Babe: They do
Doc Roe: W-why did you say that with such certainty
Joe Toye: this date is boring.
George Luz: this isn’t a date, I told you I was only going to be sorting hershey bars.
Joe Toye: then why did you invite me?
George Luz: I didn't. I specifically said 'don't come with me' and you said 'fuck you, I do whatever I want.' and followed me here.
some bob trios:
Harry, Lip, Speirs: Harry, The Third Wheel
Dick, Speirs, Nix: Weirdly Competent Trio? they get shit done really fast and with minimal corrections-- which is weird, considering how goddamn chaotic their work system is
Dick, Speirs, Lip: Dick, The Third Wheel-- only he doesnt always know it. sometimes it's Dick, The Cockblock and when it is, he ALWAYS knows it, does it on purpose, and it pisses Ron and Lip off immensely
Dick, Nix, Harry: Classic Officer Trio, but also: you'd think Harry's the 3rd wheel-- you're wrong. Harry is the Oblivious Cockblock Offering Booze & Poker, Dick is the Third Wheel with Blue Balls, and Nix is the one who can never turn down a good game of poker
Dick, Lip, Nix: the familiar tableu of a spouse impatiently waiting for his husband to stop talking to their friend at the grocery store-- in this case, Lip is the friend, and Nix and Dick are the husbands but whoever does the impatient waiting depends entirely on the day they're having
Nix, Speirs, Harry: the "Our Braincells Are With Our Spouses" club, aka: the "Most Likely To Be Arrested" trio, aka: the "Someone Always Ends Up In The Hospital" gang, aka: the "Leaving Them Unsupervised Is Illegal and Punishable By Law" squad. surprisingly more chaotic energy than the classic mortar squad, ESPECIALLY when drunk
Skip, Penk, Malark: Classic Mortar Squad
Skip, Penk, Bill: Mortar Babies + Proud Daddy Bill
Skip, Malark, Babe: "Babe, no." "Babe, YES!"
Pat, Frank, Grant: XoXo, Gossip Gang
Pat, Bull, Johnny: Bitch Face Trio
Webster, Hoobler, Van Klinken: God help them they have 1/3rd of a braincell each and none of them know how to put it all together to make it work
Babe, Lieb, Grant: love causing mischief, but it’s pg-13 mischief at most bc Grant exudes calm and control. but also: the bane of Ron Speirs' existence. the three of them aren't scared of him so to have them all in one room together infuriates him to no end.
George, Pat, Frank: Let's Bully O'Keefe
Toye, Bill, George: a weird cross between "George, shut the FUCK up!" and #WillDieForGeorgeLuz
Bill, Ralph, Babe: Philly Gang, also: the bane of Eugene Roe's existence
Ralph, Babe, Eugene: too soft, cuddles galore, will probably die for each other if given a chance so maybe don't give them that chance
Babe, Reneé, Eugene: Let's Bully Eugene Into Taking Care of Himself
Babe, Reneé, Ralph: Let's Bully Eugene Into Taking Care of Himself 2.0, but also: #WillDieForBabeHeffron
Eugene, Dick, Lip: Worried Mama Gang
Bill, Babe, Julian: Bill suddenly finds himself the single father to two teenagers with 0 self-preservation and a #DoItForTheVine attitude
George, Ron, Lip: Ron and George respect each other deeply because they are both willing to die for one Clifford Carwood Lipton. Lip, otoh, would like the both of them to be fucking normal for once in their goddamn lives.
Bill, Johnny, Bull: Exasperated Uncles Too Sober For This Shit Squad. pretty chill, actually. a deep friendship over pints of beers. surprisingly 0 chaos energy
Dick, Nix, Tab: two gay dads and their himbo son
Frank, Penk, George: oh my god who let these three clowns congregate this is DANGEROUS think of Lip's blood pressure for crying out loud-- chaotic energy ×100000000
Skip, Buck, Toye: the Don Malarkey Fan Club
Buck, George, Malarkey: have scammed all of Easy out of their cigarettes, money, and dignity
Webster, Nix, Lieb: Web and Lieb WILL find something to bicker about and Nix WILL find way too much delight in playing devil's advocate just to see how far these two will go to contradict each other
Lip, Speirs, Nix: Nix and Speirs get along too well and Lip is like 99.99% of their impulse control
Pat, Webster, Janovec: Janovec and Web are surprisingly petty and salty together and it feeds Pat's wine-aunt soul to hear them talk shit about ppl who annoy them
Janovec, Tab, Skinny: Horny(TM)
Speirs, Moore, Toye: Feral(TM)
George, Frank, Tab: the instigators of the Easy Company pillow fight
Webster, Lieb, Cobb: have you seen Web and Lieb team up just to bitch at Cobb? it's GLORIOUS
Smokey, Webster, Pat: Cultured Warriors capable of creating some serious masterpieces together... if only they'd stop bickering for five seconds
Hoobler, Shifty, O'Keefe: smol beans who somehow? always manage to pick up smol animals? befriend stray kittens???? disney princess energy?????
Shifty, McClung, Eugene: they don't need to say much to each other to understand each other. in the silence, there is meaning, so in silence they stay. unless of course they have something to bitch about that these city dwellers they're surrounded with can't understand, then it's fair game.
Smokey, Skip, Lip: Let's Bully Lip-- even if Speirs is around because Smoke and Skip are just so unbearably charming in their ribbing even Speirs can't resist cracking a smile
Dick, Tab, Buck: just guys bein' dudes, jocks bein' tough. they talk exclusively in sports analogies
Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
Luz: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Webster: I am begging you to stop.
Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know
Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Al Mampre, the last of WWII’s Easy Company (Band of Brothers) medics passed today at 97.
During his time in Holland he survived a shot from a sniper while tending to Lt. Bob Brewer.
“Like a… . mule kicked me in the leg,” he told the West Point Center for Oral History. “I looked back there, and it’s laid open right to the bone… .I gave myself a shot of morphine… . I didn’t want to go into shock.”
easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat
if you dont like it catch my hands
sorry if this has been posted before, but in Last Patrol Liebgott totally steals a Hershey bar while Luz gives Web that box
Lipton: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
George: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.
Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!
Malarkey: What's wrong with him?
Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-
Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
Ok so get this, inktober prompts but with band of brother characters.
george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass
woah- what’s this??? a new meme???
im so sorry for making luz a seagull please forgive me-
ronnie ft. sharkboy
Luz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Toye: No, I said “George don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do Joe". And then you licked the swing set.
Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
Gene: I’m leaving- Nobody here except Winters has common sense or a regard for their own safety.
The rest of Easy Company in the background:
@rayleighshughes, our convos have given me inspiration that can last me until the end of time- how many times can i fucking thank you, ma’am??