God Damn It - Blog Posts
"I love writing so much," I say as I regret every life choice that has lead me to this point.
Once Transformers : One comes out, I better see Orion & D-16 / Optimus & Megatron edits to Pork Soda by Glass Animals
I know damn well it's gonna fit so well
Trust
Petition to change hardenshipping to explosiveshipping
Lamao accidentally read an angry fix without checking for the hurt/comfort tag ahaha 🤣
Beauty and the Beast au is wonderful and perfect for bowuigi, but now im thinking about, like, the other Disney princesses. LIKE CINDERELLA.
So, like, its like, Bowser is hosting a birthday party for jr or smth (I could flesh this out later if I wanted too) and Peach and Mario and Luigi are invited because every one from every kingdom is invited to celebrate jrs squishy face. So peach helps luigi get dressed up cause they're besties 💅🏻 and MARIO IS NOT AN ASSHOLE STOP IT 🗞
So, they go to the party and bowser and luigi meet up and dance and kinda just hang out and chill, something happens idk, and luigi has to leave quickly
Glass slipper comes off
and because luigi was all dressed up bowser couldn't tell that it was him and so he has his turtle team go and find who fits the slipper, they find luigi and peach confirms it was him that night (best wing woman) yadda yadda yadda
Then they kiss and get married, The End 💜
Goodnight children, go to bed or smth
Me after watching the beginning of Episode 12 of Metal Cardbot and deciding BC DEFINITELY has abandonment issues
btw is it okay to tag Metal Cardbot as Transformers …? Oh well . I’ll do it unless someone says I can’t .
I just finished Wolf 359. What in the everloving FUCK just happened.
I have exams in two days, but I just started Wolf 359, Jar of Rebuke, I still haven't finished Welcome to Night Vale, I'm tweaking while waiting for episode 51 of Malevolent and the rabbit hole is no longer a rabbit hole, it is a fucking vortex
The voice in my head that narrates everything either sounds like Jonathan Sims or John Doe from Malevolent and I'm starting to think that I've developed some mild obsessions
Me: Sees a random piece of fan work for something I've never seen before.
My mind turning to look at it like the eye of Sauron: You will think of this for the next 6 months.
This post makes my brain itch but it borders on despair and desire to find a way to fix it
*knocks over your card tower*
*knocks over your card tower*
*knocks over your card tower*
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God damn sliver in my foot >:[
Chose going to work on time over getting ot out and now it's got a callous around it and it won't come out
Should've just gone in late I wanna bite someone
Do Ingo and Emmet know what steampunk is? If not someone has to show them. I mean- steam! Steam engines! (Btw, love all your stuff! I just found your AUs a few days ago, and now I’m hooked- the apocalypse AU made me wanna write my own side story for it lol)
ooo!! ooO!!!
Dialogue:
Emmet: The Chanel boots yup!
Ingo: I like this outfit quite a bit actually! -> has 3x the storage space as his regular clothes (for sweets)
"Yes bawss" the goons say, as I order them to go home to their wives and kids, to live out their days in peace and quiet-comfort, to raise their children and to see them through to college - to watch them succeed out there in the world and to feel pride in ways they never knew they had the capacity to feel. To live old, and to die with their spouse at their bedside, hand clutched in-hand, as they fade in and out of consciousness. Voices echoing through the hospital room, and the sounds of sobbing and well-wishes from loved ones merging into the background, until all that's left is a muffled-silence, imposing and omnipresent. Through their final-slivers of life and lucidity, a voice is heard, one so beautiful and intimate, that their fears and sorrows vanish in an instant - and this voice, with its delicate-timbre, rings through their mind as it finally goes, and it speaks a truth, a truth that they know will always be true:
"I'll always love you"