Dipping pepperoni in orange juice is actually very tasty
Y'all when I tell you how I SOBBED. It's literally 8:23 am and I leave for work in bout 15 mins. Instead of getting ready, I elected to CRY OVER THIS. It's good. Incredibly good. Everything about it - immaculate. If I'm late, 1000% worth it, no regrets.
Time for more sex-cursed Lan Wangji!
a messy, self-indulgent spree imported from twt and lightly edited
explicit, wangxian, 9k, canon divergence fix-it
mild dubcon because of the nature of sex curses (but like, they do their best to communicate around it), and cw for brief thoughts of self harm, no other warnings
This curse’s origin is mysterious, perhaps politically guided. Someone is trying to throttle Gusu Lan’s alliance prospects by removing Lan Wangji’s stellar marriageability after Sunshot. It works, after a fashion.
Wei Wuxian is in the Burial Mounds, farming and hardening his heart as the resentment worsens his health, subsisting on memories of Lan Wangji’s single visit.
Lan Wangji is at home in Gusu, pining away while they rebuild the Cloud Recesses.
One day, he begins to burn up with unexplained fever.
Keep reading
Dude. I got so high I made a whole new conspiracy theory.
Step 1:
screenshot redraw of one of my fav Kai moments the screen shot ↓
Commission for @lilythedragon05 of their OC Pluto as the janitor/civilian class in my TF2 MLP AU! I got full creative reign coming up with his design and I love how he turned out! :3c
have this huge backlog of stuff that I never posted (thank you nancymorons for the bakery headcanons for Daniil I heart)
STOP HE’S SO CUTE IM GOING TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
happy 3rd anniversary of inscryption!
based solely on this post and wonderful comment :)
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