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@orionsound-mailbox @grians-mailbox im sorry for tagging you in shipping but i need this to be seen
Oli the orionsound x Grian (ship name Grier) THINK OF THE CHAOS. THINK OF THE PRANKS. THINK OF THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE.
Ah yes, snail daddies
I was told to come yell at Grian for not enabling the yaoi.
[there are 3 snails in your mailbox, they are kissing each other, it's eSCARgo, Gary, and Snumbo]
[Gary lunges at you, you have seen the snail yaoi, and witnesses must die]
[ Grian was slain by Gary. ]
...
you guys LITERALLY have a big balloon in the sky. CAN'T YOU DO THIS IN THERE?
OH MY GOD @grians-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy
Grian is going into the Fog!
GURLS NIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!!
GIRL'S NIGHT!
at the pale garden!
@gtwscars-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy
yes. superfan.
it’s been awhile since ariana griande has been spotted.
that’s so weird.
maybe we’ll see her soon?
i would cry real, genuine tears.
it’s been awhile since ariana griande has been spotted.
that’s so weird.
maybe we’ll see her soon?
@jimmys-mailbox @grians-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox
People only calling it Scar's bed like the truth isnt way funnier:
WHAT?!
gotta encourage the doomed yaoi in one way or another
hey scar
when r u going to confess ur love for me so we can start dating alr
-grian
@grians-mailbox ??????????????? dude you're never escaping the gay allegations after this one
[WHAT IN THE SCARIAN SCANDAL,,,]
I think you all need to take better care of your waters. and a certain someone needs to MAKE one
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
the tapeworm told me to
the tapeworm inside of me just buried itself deeper into me because i didnt drink the isopropyl alcohol
oh thank goodness :')
Mrow! Meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. (Indeed! I am quite the refined feline. Will you adopt another cat, that is the question.)
Hmm...
@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox
not sure why I chose to ask you two out of all people, but caaaat?
Can we have a server cat PLEASE let's have a server cat.
i would like to sincerely apologize for my continued lapse in judgement. I've made many mistakes the past few minutes, and they are truly unforgivable. I henceforth swear to my very empire that I shall never utter nor write such words within the english lexicon nor any other alphabet for as long as I roam this earth. I sincerely hope you'll find it in your hearts to forgive me for such actions.
Mrow! Meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. (Indeed! I am quite the refined feline. Will you adopt another cat, that is the question.)
Hmm...
@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox
not sure why I chose to ask you two out of all people, but caaaat?
Can we have a server cat PLEASE let's have a server cat.
I second this idea, PLEASE let him have a server cat. He'll get right along with Grian!
Mrow! Meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. (Indeed! I am quite the refined feline. Will you adopt another cat, that is the question.)
Hmm...
@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox
not sure why I chose to ask you two out of all people, but caaaat?
Can we have a server cat PLEASE let's have a server cat.
[She lets out a small gasp before chuckling slightly, settling down on the edge of her tower with her legs dangling off the side. She tilts her head as she listens to his endless ramblings, occasionally giving a gasp or a "How dare!"] Perhaps I could help to rebuild it? And then maybe we could see about paying Martyn a visit... [She tilts her head thoughtfully as she thinks these options through, glancing towards Grian for his input.]
[A letter arrives in a slightly damp shulker box, the envelope and letter itself having a few miscolored spots seemingly from water.] Hello Grian, Oceans Blessings. This is Lizzie. I was wondering if you've gone through a malfunctioning of your mail system, with a note from Martyn? It's such a hassle wresting with the water to send anything...If you did get pranked, I hope it isn't too bad.
oceans blessings, whatever,
lizzie.
calling it a malfunction would be an understatement. i was really only joking about the TNT stuff, because that's what i do, but he must have decided to commit to the bit or something because as soon as i open his STUPID letter—
[ he's in such a fuss about the... malfunction that he just scribbles a reply until he grows so frustrated just writing about it that he gives up. in the box he goes instead, muttering to himself the whole while in transportation, not even caring that the shulker was damp on the inside as well. ]
[ colorful feathers burst out the moment the shulker is opened again, wings stretching out, and he's flying towards her with speed, landing upon her shoulder. ]
lizzie, HE RIGGED MY MAILBOX WITH TNT!
MY DOCK IS IN RUINS!
I wont, as long as you don't give me a reason to!
or as long as I don't get bored :')
meow :3
meow :]
I GOTCHU JIMMY 🙏
meow :3
awhhh !
meow !
[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]
Noooo, it could just be useful. For future use. :)
meow :3
awhhh !
meow !
[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]
Aww! I recorded it.
meow :3
awhhh !
meow !
[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]
Now that I think about it, he did seem a bit stressed... But he still got some kills regardless! I think he did pretty well this season.
pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!
DID HE?
suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…
but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !
I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!
believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.
lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.
@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.
@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.
I mean, it's better than the obnoxious amount of feathers from Jimmy. It almost seemed like he was pulling them out or something!
pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!
DID HE?
suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…
but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !
I had a feeling the smell had something to do with you...
pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!
DID HE?
suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…
but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !
I wouldn't mind it!
actually... lizzie would make for a pretty good perch when other hermits aren't around...
I'm..not sure I like the sound of that. Either way, I really do think I'd prefer to admire mine from a distance, thank you! Though I will admit, the helicopter wings do make them pretty cute, when they're not chasing you down with it.
Hello Grian, it's nice to be able to contact you. How have you been? Please don't release another snail onto me.
hey lizzie ! i've been great, just fine- wha- WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE THE SNAILS? :( look at how cute yours was too!