Griffin Stagg - Blog Posts
“I miss you, robin.”
“then get out for me”
Vance: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.
Griffin: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Vance: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Griffin: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog
Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat
Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog
Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas
Bruce: I would kill for all of them
Everyone is like griffin is just a baby "THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE IS A FUCKING GREMLIN"
SEE ✨ GRIMLIN ✨
Bruce: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Griffin: I'm a knife.
Billy, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Vance: You're right.
Griffin: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Griffin: How petty can you get?
Finney: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Billy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Griffin:Peonies, why?
Billy:
Griffin: Were you going to get me flowers?
Billy:
Griffin:
Billy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Finney: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Griffin: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Finney: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.
Finney: It sure is!
The black phone monster au
Vance is a werewolf, dose not help with his anger issues and he can be very mean.
Bruce yamada is a kitsune, like the ones from teenwolf, he's calm witch works perfectly.
Griffin is a shapeshifter, he can change his appearance and body at will.
Billy is a poltergeist, he goes out to mess with people with his dog who is also a zombie.
Robin is a vampire, he and his family lived through a lot and he does drink blood on the occasion.
Finney is a normal human.. no he's not he's a witch he can see the dead and raise the dead, his powers has to do with the dead.
Gwen just like her brother is a witch, she can see the future and there's a sidetracke her dreams some times don't make sense.
The grabber is a Hunter, the only reason he got the boys is because he uses there weaknesses against them but he didn't know Finn was a witch.
Finn when he found out the boys died because of the grabber he decided to use his power to raise them back from the dead, but billy and Robin were kinda just stuck in a place they couldn't get out of but they still talked to Finney because there soul was kicked out of there body.
And boy was it a surprise for the grabber and the boys when Finn the human was not so much a normal human.
So the story goes the same but all the boys survive and the grabber gets killed by Finn.
Lets just say the boys are pretty much protective of Finn now, Vance and Robin more than the others.
Robins is whipped for Finney, well he was before the kidnapping but after god he's so down bad.
He is so glad he doesn't have to keep secrets from him like tears of relief glad.
Extra: Donna is a siren and I rest my case
Finney: show yourself
Griffin:...do we have to?...
Finney: It’s dark in here
Griffin: Don’t worry dude I got this
Griffin: *Stomps their feet*
Griffin: *Skechers light up*
Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign
Robin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Griffin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Robin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Finney: Actually I did the math, griffin would have $225, not $0.15.
Griffin: Fam I’m right here....
Billy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Finney: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Billy: Sorry I only have a dollar
Finney: :(
Bruce: Hey I just realized my friend is right, griffin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Billy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Bruce: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Robin: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Griffin: Apply juice to what
Vance: Directly to the forehead
Bruce: Great chat everyone
Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Griffin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Vance: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Robin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Billy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Finney:
Finney: I have emotional scars.
Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench
Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?
Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Finney sits down*
Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.
Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?
Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Griffin: Yeah, so did I.
Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Griffin: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Billy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
the lady at the grab-n-go actually missed having Vance there to play pinball. she missed how she would have to call the police every other day because Vance had fought someone. she missed hearing the swearing shed hear when he wouldn't beat his high score. once Vance went missing she put a 'out of order' sign on the pinball machine so no one would play it or beat the high score cus the machine was reserved for Vance and Vance only. she never got the machine changed as she would feel like it was disrespectful to Vance and wanted to keep some sort of memorabilia for everyone.