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I'm googling how to sword fight for my medieval incursion tomorrow- those idiots won't know what hit them. (it's me. I'm hitting them)
Chad Squidward, by definition, is a pretty boy.
Feel the same vibe
Philippine Frogmouth (Batrachostomus septimus) parents with chick, family Podargidae, order Podargiformes, Sierra Madre, Rizal, Philippines
photograph by Mhark Gee
What's with Amphibia and foreshadowing TOH couples
Can you guys PLEASE listen to Anthrax. Frank Bello just took his shorts off to reveal a pair of boxers with hearts printed on them like some sort of cartoon character and you guys aren’t even tapped in
Bean bags are just boneless sofas
If I were a lawyer ahahah😂👏
Got the joke???😭😂😂
Pfffffttt- Wonder what Mercury is gonna do with that mula 😂🤝
Roar
I saw three drawings in Pinterest and it inspired me to make it 🤙🏽
And I decided to draw a panther cuz they’re elegant in a scary way, such as Kenyan.
I love Kenyan’s gaze. I love Kenyan’s hair. I love Kenyan’s mood. I love Kenyan. In this place we stan Kenyan, with or without her mistakes.
I love your headcanon! I have a headcanon of Harry being an amazing profesor of defence against dark arts, all student love him (bc he is Harry fucking potter but also bc he is the best profesor in the history of hogwarts) and then Draco comes after seven years in france with billions of posgrades in potions and amazing recs from all over Europe to become a prof in Hogwarts and Harry is shook. At first it was awkward but then Harry notice how amazing Draco is as a prof and you know the end.<3
Excuse me, it’s Draco who’s shook and infuriated yet amused despite himself because….
Draco: organized, disciplined, tries so hard to be professional and fair, acts composed and cool even though he’s the opposite, just wants to repair his reputation and be a good influence for once
Harry: *bangs the DADA classroom door open* ALRIGHT KIDS, today we’re going to DEMOLISH these dummies and learn the patronus charm years in advance because it’s COOL, whoever gets to disarm me first wins a Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes product of their choice, does anyone want to try putting a boggart in heart pattern boxers
Why did I make this as a post...???
Oh shit I have therapy today!
Ps: friend(you know who you are) if you ever want to hang out feel free to just text me!
I'd love to hang out sometime and I don't have anything else to do, anyways, so you don't need to worry that I might be busy! I love you!
I finally downloaded a drawing app! Sadly I forgot to have the picture of my drawing as a seperate layer so I had to scrap this one and restart, but still! Medi-bang seems to be a pretty good app for drawing so far! I don't think I'll get too much into digital art but I call still try my hand at it!
hey guys tell me something. put in the tags a character you headcanon as using different or additional pronouns from what they use in canon
Silly character concept art I made a year ago
Be prepared for me to show more of this scriblo (there's too much to not show)
I WENT TO THE SHOP FOR PENCILS AND SAW THIS!
THIIIIS!!!
I'M JUST SCREAMING!!
ZAN
HELP MEEE!!! OH GOD, I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD🤣🤣🤣 STOP ME😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
“Follow your heart” they said
(Based on that scene from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2)
Bonus:
hey would you guys be okay if i posted something. thanks 👍.
Speak Up Baby.
Mommy decides to test your limits. It will of course, be fun for you.
Or
Natasha fucks you until you cry.
Warnings: Heavy general NS*FW themes, presumed mutual consent, presumed safe word, mommy kink, use of a vibrator on reader, use of a strap on- on reader, use of bondage (ropes) on reader, reader gets breasts played with, overstimulation, reader gets manhandled by Natasha, reader cries from pleasure and overstim, mentioned edging, reader begs to stop, clitoral and gspot over stimulation, reader sucks on Natasha’s breasts, multiple orgasms, reader gets called a sl*ut, sweet heart, baby and kotenok, Natasha gets called mommy once, no pronouns are used for reader, reader has a pus*sy and breasts
Note you do not have permission to translate and or repost this story thank you :)
It’s straight up just porn lmao💀 It was inspired by one of @nermalina ’s posts but I couldn’t find it😪 I just woke up when I posted this so apologies for any errors, I hope you enjoy :)💕
Asking for permission
The sounds of your whines and whimpers were smothered into mommy’s breasts as you suckled on them, the couples vibrator inside you sending waves of pleasure into your swollen clit and gspot. Your arms were tightly and expertly bound behind you by a stunning crimson red dyed jute rope. It managed to be soft and worn in, while still being rough enough to hold you still and to leave reddened marks.
The coolness of the bed sheets sank into your bare legs, a puddle of your cum dripping off Natasha’s thigh. Mommy had decided to try and see how many times you could cum before passing out after edging you for hours, and you had already done so about three times.
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If ur looking through the christmas tag for happy jolly posts scroll past this
scrolling throught Ao3 (as one does) occasionally seeing smut (as one does) Finding out that there is rudolph the red nosed god damn reindeer smut on ao3 (AS ONE DOES??????) Reading the tags and finding out that is was also incest... (AS. ONE. DOES.)