He Is So Pathetic - Blog Posts

afoolishreader

6 months ago

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jjk choso kamo submisive and breedable he is so pathetic feral choso my beloved i need him to spit in my mouth do you think he’d choke me with his biceps if i ask nicely UGH choso kamo the man that you are my dream guy

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itsriotmotherfuckers

7 months ago

I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.

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wolfstar marauders era dead gay wizards remus lupin sirius black the marauders remus x sirius sirius x remus the marauders era dead gay wizards from the 70s harry potter marauders meanwhile trans remus lupin sirius black x remus lupin he is so pathetic mwpp mwpp era casanova of gryffindor tower and we love it maraudersera Remus Lupin x Sirius Black MY TRANS BABY BOY REMUS I LOVE TRANS REMUS not because of trans just because that is who he is pathetic loserboy remus lupin my beloved <3 casanova of gryffindor tower sirius black bro was a literal sex god half the people in hogwarts lost their virginity to him because he wanted to piss off his parents (and take his mind off of the cute little nerdy anxious werewolf boy in his dorm)

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