Heathers - Blog Posts

How bout some JD posts cause I always thought he was hot. A psycho but hot 🥵

me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation

brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

me, in the middle of a geometry test: brain u gotta chill, pay attention

brain: V E R ONICA OPen the, open the door please, Veronica opEN THE DOOOOOOOOR VERONICA can we not, fight anymore please, can we not figHT ANYMORE

HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

Ṱ̵̠ͨ̌ͮͧ͐ͯ̇̌̚H̢̘̖̦͙̦ͤ͡E̼͐ͮ͆̓ͅN̸̙̱ͨ͌̚̕ ͌͏̳̙̹͉͖S̢̱ͬ̋ͫ̔́T͈͉͚͎̘̮̐ͦ̓͛̽͠Ẹ̷̣̠̠̖̥̯̝ͩ͐̓ͤ͌ͪ̚P̢̯̰̻̯͑ͪ̅̿̚ ̶͍̺͂̾͑ͫI̶̠͇̦̍̂̈́ͤ̏̆̓̂͢ͅN̨̨̟̲̞̖̟ͪ̀͒ͣ̆̑͑̇̕ͅT̛̰̥͕̰͓̯̜͇ͬ̍͒͗̎ͤȎ̟͕̬͖̦̼̹̠ͣ̀́ ̢̘̗͍͇̠͇͍͇ͩ̒̓̐̌͟͠M̴̗̣̹̹̟̟̜̀̏̾̐̃̿̒Y͔̲̲͇̩̓͛ͣ̃ͥͭ͊͜ ̷̡̠̟̞̠̟ͪ̒ͭ͂͗̆̋̓̇C̳̿̄̂ͩ̈͡A̪̭̝̹͓͌͌͠N̷̴̤̼̮̳͈͋̿̒͛̎͆̇ͩD̲̯̳ͦ̃̌̈̓͢Y̘͙̖̦͖͙̪͇̓͆̋͋̎̾ͭ̋͘ ̶̵͕͈̬͚́̎̋͆ͧͨ̿ͪͅS̮̮̰͗̎̒̅̍͐̀͟T̛͇̯̤̻͖̟̲̺̥̃ͯ̌̉̚͘Ǫ͓̭̭̽́̎̆̅ͫͣͪ͜R̡̩͎ͨ͌̓Eͯ̒͒ͣͨ͊ͪͩͯ͏͘҉͎̣̪

singing dead girl walking from heathers like

Auditioning for Heathers

Director: So which character will you be auditioning for?

Me: All of them.

Director: Pardon?

Me: A L L O F T H E M

Homicide

JD's Dad: Jason's at that very special age where there's only one thing on his mind.

Principle from one of his many schools: Oh? Girls?

JD: Homicide.