Heinrich Unheimlich - Blog Posts
"I have bought a nice chair for you. I wish for you to be comfortable."
My guy Heinrich really googled "how to treat a human guest", discovered you're supposed to offer them a seat, and then immediately went to ikea to buy a chair for 60 euros
I'm honestly hoping they're going to be the Gertude and Leitner power duo we weren't able to see much of in mag archives
im spreading heinrich and alice becoming best friends propaganda i dont care i love him immediately and i want them to gossip
Need to point out that we don't just buy chairs for ppl in germany, that's all him
genuinely the funniest thing this monster could’ve said
Why is “Heinrich Unheimlich” song unironically kinda a banger Ngl like- idk it makes my brain feel nice.
just imagining Colin sitting next to Heinrich in front of a computer teaching him to use Unity or Godot or something
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH INK5OUL NOW HEINRICH UNHEIMLICH IS MY BEST FRIEND
SOOOOO THAT HAPPENED!
Heinrich Unheimlich be like I respect tf outta trans people but I draw the line at Americans
Ah yes. good old german politeness😌
Heinrich Unheimlich will you play with me
Heinrich Unheimlich are you in the floorboards
Heinrich Unheimlich are you in my sight
Heinrich Unheimlich don't eat my parents