Hmmm today i wanna cyber bully the shit out of jacob
Me anytime I right with starscream in mind : ...So he was a whore
Friend : what did he even do
Me : HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID
Me: I hate it when bisexuals are represented in the media as nothing but whores because it’s supremely biphobic and only adds to our debasement of being cheaters and unable to remain interested in one person. It’s terrible and needs to stop!
*enter Tim Stoker, absolute chaotic good funny man and the Archive’s resident whore, fucking filing clerks and probably police officers to grab important documents and commit crimes*
Me: you know what I’m actually fine with this