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swissaus is crazy cause austria is supposed to be the hot gigachad in that pairing bc of how many nations hes pulled (and that violet eye + brunette combo is DANGEROUS) but everyone and their mom just makes switzerland mog him in every fanart cause hes a cute blond with a fuck ass bob
do you have more fruk headcanons
YES OKAY sorry this took so long to answer but I have to dump all my thoughts abt my FrUK characterization here
Okay to start it off I think fundamentally they are… not domestic at all LOL. At least not in a normal sense. I really like the idea of the dysfunctional FACE family and obv I play into the ‘divorced couple’ route but also they are not normal and sweet to each other by any means.
I’m trying to find a way to phrase this without saying kismesis but essentially like. Imagine being immortal. and there are other immortals out there but they’re definitely younger than you. or far older. and there’s this guy who’s been bothering you for as long as you remember so he’s definitely in your immortality age range. and you hate him soooo much but also if he died there would be no one whose had the same experiences as you. there’d be no one who knows you as well because no one knows you better than your enemy.
that is fruk to me, at its core. like a very toxic codependent almost relationship where they kind of need each other to stay sane, even if it’s through hatred and fights. they can kill each other as many times as they want and know the other will come back fine, and it’s a sort of comfortable routine they’ve fallen into because you just can’t get that relationship with any of the other immortal nations.
I read the 2007 xmas special today (shaking my head) and as always it had some throwaway gags that really made me. think about their immortality. england mentions how he’s been rejected before and it took him hundreds of YEARS to get over it, which i’m assuming by then whoever rejected him had died. It’s shown that the nations CAN have relationships with humans, but it’s always portrayed as either relationships where breaking up/separating is inevitable, or complete heartbreak - because what else can you get out of a relationship when you’re immortal?
that’s why I think FrUk is so… dependent on eachother. France has shown genuine concern when England was sick because if he dies it’s Not like if a human dies. When a human dies it’s part of a Nation’s life because even if it hurts, their existence is faaaar shorter and almost ‘less meaningful’ than a nations. But this is England, someone who’s grown alongside him for centuries. The same goes vice versa - again, it’s a sort of comfortable hatred (and flings because like… I think knowing each other for thousands of years has got to do something at least once), that they really can’t function without.
Anyways that’s my long winded response and even now I have Sooo much to say on the topic of nations and immortality and death but. I’ll stop while I’m ahead
America hc that no one asked for(most are self insert)
☆America has kinda wacky teeth like his canines are more up then his other teeth and he has a small over bite
☆He has a biting problem he bites his nails, pencils, lips, inside of his mouth, fingers ect. It has gotten to the point that Mattie noticed and bought him a pack of gum to help him
☆Talks with his hands all the time
☆Talks rlly fast
☆Has dry bitten lips
☆Loves picking people up specifically Ivan, he loves princess carrying him
☆Has seen every single marvel and DC movie and owns all the comics and games
☆Smells like New York
☆Knows like a billion languages but only fully fluent in like half of the ones he knows
☆Rlly good at math and science
☆When he was younger he used to sneak into the schools and would pretend to be a student to make friends
☆Has at least one golden/silver tooth
rusamechu
There are many flavors of this trio I enjoy and they all involve ame being the most jealous, most neglected, and most psychologically tortured.
I’m l3wd and just want them to both fuck ame from both ends till he’s full of kum and passes out!!!!!!! Teehee!!! Haha!!!!!
Antonio needs to let Ludwig have his fun, when’s he ever gonna get another chance to bottom out for Rome??
THATS ONE OF ANTONIO’S main inner turmoils in this isekai adventure… Like he should probably keep Ludwig as far away from Rome as possible… but also Ludwig can’t contain his excitement it’s kind of sick and twisted
Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 391 Original Translation: spaghettifelice // donamoeba Scanlation: pandabaozi
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Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 12 Original Translation: donamoeba Scanlation: pandabaozi // jammerlea
T/N: GER48 is a reference to AKB48.
Hetalia Masterpost
Anime Episodes
Hetalia Episode Links (google doc) here Hetalia List (google doc) here Hetalia episodes + EP Guide (google doc) here
Comics
Hetalia World Stars 1. Shonenjumpplus (JPN) here All Hetalia Comics 1. Hetarchive.net (ENG trans.) here 2. hetascanlations.tumblr (ENG trans.) here
Musicals
Hetalia - Singin' in the World [1st musical, performed in 2015] 1. Veoh (english subs) here 2. bilibili (upload 1) here 3. bilibili (upload 2) here 4. Tumblr (subtitle file only) here Hetalia - The Great World [2nd musical, performed in 2016] 1. Veoh (english subs) here 2. bilibili here 3. Tumblr ( subtitle file only) here Hetalia - In the New World [3rd musical, performed in 2017] * 1. bilibili here Hetalia Final Live - A World in the Universe [4th musical, performed in 2018] * 1. bilibil (live in Osaka version) here 2. bilibili (live in Makuhari verison) here Hetalia - The World is Wonderful [5th musical, performed in 2021] 1. bilibili here 2. Youtube (upload 1) here 3. Youtube (upload 2 - HQ & unlisted) here Hetalia - The Fantastic World [6th musical, performed in 2023] 1. U-Next (Japanese streaming site) here * 2. MEGA (video and ENG sub file) here + here Hetalia - The Glorious World [7th musical, performed in 2024] 1. TBA (live performances start 08/2024) All Hetalia Musicals 1. MEGA (musicals 1-4) here * 2. MEGA (musicals 1-6) here
Drama CDs
Hetalia Drama CD 1- Track 4- Lithuania Works Away from Home 1. Dailymotion (english subbed) here
Games
Gakuen Hetalia (unfinished demo project for PC) [released 2007] 1. Mediafire (JPN) here * Gakuen Hetalia Portable (PSP) [released 2011] 1. EmulatorGames (Eng.) here 2. romspure.cc (JPN) here Gakuen Hetalia DS (Nintendo DS) [released 2012] 1.Romsfun (JPN) here 2.wowroms (JPN) here Other- Game Emulators 1. PPSSPP (PSP emulator) here 2. desmume (Nintendo DS emulator) here
Anime OSTs
1. TBA
Fandom Creations/Stuff
** PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE YOUTUBE PLAYLISTS LINKED BELOW FIRST (LOCATED ON LEFT SIDE IF ON DESKTOP) ** 1. Hetalia Cosplay Panels (yt playlist) here 2. Hetalia Cosplay Panels *Incomplete/Shorts* (yt playlist) here 3. Hetalia Skits (yt playlist) here 4. Hetalia Gatherings (yt playlist) here 5. Hetalia Fan Animations (yt playlist) here 6. Hetalia MMDs (yt playlist) here 7. Hetalia CMVs (yt playlist) here 8. Hetalia AMVs (yt playlist) here
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There are two versions of Hetalia - In the New World: One performed in Osaka and the other in Tokyo University.
There are also two versions of Hetalia Final Live - A World in the Universe: one performed in Osaka and the other in Makuhari.
The Japanese streaming site U-Next probably needs a VPN and a paid (?) account to stream musicals.
For the site bilibili, if you have trouble using it on your browser you can download the app and then try to open it from there. You can turn off the text zooming across the video by clicking on the first TV icon on the bottom of the video player.
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Happy birthday to my cuties
POV: Your parents make you take your little brother on your date
Random hetalia fanart bc I’m low-key reverting to my roots
TikTok removed the audio on this one 🥲
TikTok removed the audio on this one 🥲
We don’t particularly want to share it publicly yet, but if anyone is interested in reading the first four chapters we’ve written of a Cryptid AU involving Lovino and Feliciano, let me know!
It’s called The Archer, The Seer and The Creature and it technically has 2p Italy as well, but significantly more canon divergent. We’ve taken a lot of creative liberties with this but it’s by far some of our best work yet.
ALERT THE COUNTRIES GUYS!!!! (ME AND MY BESTIE VOICED OVER MY FAV HETALIA MEME THAT I FOUND FROM PINTEREST THE OTHER DAY)
Cooking up nefarious hetalia plans >:]
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
hii uhm. idk if i should post this here but
yeah😢😢😢yumeship posting…
HALLO!!!!
im not very good at tumblr but im anthropophagiter, you can just call me whatever but i go by cannibal or can or soap or soapppyyyy for the most part..uhghhhhh yeah idgaf…he or she pronouns
im into jjba, yume nikki, watamote, ranfren, hetalia, mob psycho 100, and other stuff probably!!
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This image is so fucking ameripan/fruk/gerita coded.
I feel like England has kind of lost the dread and fear they once felt when America's birthday comes up. Thanks to France and other countries basically giving em some free-range therapy and consoling England only sulks for 2 days instead of the whole month of July.
Though America comes across as completely oblivious to this fact, I think they are very VERY aware of this. Like during the party for America's birthday, they like pull England aside just to say that they are the best parent a little colony could've asked for despite all the trouble. It makes England cry rivers and they spend the whole night crying to France about their favorite little bastard child.
England always feels the need to spoil America on their birthday, getting them something they know America will feel a deep connection to.
England then will say something along the lines of "Well, I know what you actually like, so I thought this would be meaningful." And it makes America feel a bit emotional. They don't show it to the crowd of other countries but the moment that America and England are alone 100% America is going to break down a little.
Please do not tag this as usuk.
A Hetalia Headcannon Fo' Today -
I'd like to think that China has a sphinx cat and NOBODY (not even Japan or Russia) knows how old the thing is. It has so many wrinkles, and hates anybody besides China. The cat has the craziest death stare, and won't let any being clean it besides China, too. It acts like a complete sweetheart to China, but will go bat-shit if not accompanied by them.
This cat is the only pet banned from bring your pet to the meeting day every year (Ever since China tried to sick the cat on America, Lmao.) And China is forced to bring their other pet, a Kunming Wolfdog with a much better (not much better) temper.
Funny Ameripan scenario
Japan always seems so uninterested when visiting America in their home country. They always seem so neutral about everything, even the cool monuments. But, the MOMENT America goes to Japan in their home country America finds a room FILLED with American stuff. This is how America finds out that Japan is a complete westaboo and secretly buys assortments of American stuff.
Ameripan is so interesting because I feel like Alfred/Amelia would tiptoe around being fully romanticly open while Kiku/Sakura would be so blatant about it. Like Alfred/Amelia would bring Kiku/Sakura chocolates and be like "Hey, if you ever wanna hang out, I'm free for the next 3 days!" And Kiku/Sakura would be like "Ah, I see. Our date will be tomorrow at 8am. Do not be late, America." And It would catch Alfred/Amelia off guard so badly because they aren't used to being so forward all the time.