Hetalia - Blog Posts
it seems today that all we see is violence in movies and sex on tv...
lucky there's a family guy... lucky there's a man who positively tell you... all the things that make us
laugh and cry
he's... a... fam... ily... guy...!
😚 @quakinn
When you see people enjoying a pairing that you don’t ship, but you respect them for being such great fans and because you’re not someone who spoils other people’s enjoyment
Some of my lgbtq+ anime ships 
Some of my anime ships 
i love the gangsta au 🫶🫶
design by @/natsue101 on tumblr
woo first post !!
ref: @/hetaari on tumblr
sketch commissions for cmajorstar on twt!
commission carrd
uhm everyone is asking on your straw page but I can't find it so I'm asking here🤑 could you maybe draw more prucan....you draw them so peak 😿😿😸😸if yer not taking requests ignore this
really love canpru trully mostly because a crack ship being somthing so popular brings me severe amounts of joy. also prussia being really annoying is my favorite side of him ok.
apologies im answering this like. a month late. i decided to keep my strawpage link on twt only because since tumblr already has an anon feature i get a bit overwhelmed with dealing with 2 sources of this stuff in one site. nervously looks at everything i got unanswered. uh. if i dont reply to you its not personal i just forget and then its too awkward to come back after its time is due😢
Canada from hetalia kinda looks like lin manuel miranda if u squint ur eyes like just imagine him with lins beard and its right there
2p! 🇸🇪&🇩🇰 commission
this is what i imagine if germany and america were friends like all the fanfictions say (for context they faked their deaths and everyone thinks they died)
Gods I want to know what the original image looked like.
Russian man in his natural habit (holding sunflower)
I hate that Belarus is straight :'(
no bela likes girls too she told me through email yesterday i swear
Who Was Killed?- England: alright, no strong feelings about this one
Reported The Body- Nyo!Germany: That tracks, she seems like the responsible type
Who is Your Partner- Austria: I don't feel like this is going to be too productive but it could be much worse
The Grieving Widow- Nyo!Germany: ?!?! I mean, I guess that makes sense why she reported the body?
Your Clue- Perfume smell: god I would get such a headache from that
Who Saw Him Alive Last- France: Help why does this make sense
Prime Suspect- FINLAND??? HUH???
Suspected Accomplice- LATVIA???
Was Killed After Being Questioned- ESTONIA??? That's it Latvia ain't a suspect anymore. Unless Estonia faked his death, which feels like something he would do
Ran From The Police- Canada, my guy, what do you know?
Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Nyo!Germany: she is out here doing The Most
Skipped Town- Hungary: good on you, but perhaps that's why my partner here is Austria
Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Poland: Be gay do crimes
Who Actually Did It?- LITHUANIA! What did you do to Estonia??? Also, he definitely planned this with Poland.
YOU CAN HAVE DOUBLES WITH ANYONE BUT THE PERSON WHO IS DEAD FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. IF YOU GET THEM FOR SOMETHING ELSE YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN. OBVIOSULY IF SOMETHING DOES NOT MAKE SINCE YOU CAN RETRY TOO. (LIKE YOUR PARTNER RUNNING FROM YOU AND HIM. HE CAN'T RUN BECAUSE HE'S THERE. STUFF LIKE THAT.)Don't forget to put your results in the notes so everyone can see your wild and wacky time!
For Google Chrome and mobile use screen shots. If not you will get the base choice not a random one. If you are using something else you can use the click and drag method for a randomized choice.
I've been really into the Noir aesthetic lately, been reading a mystery and watching old black and white movies. So I thought I would throw both of my niches together. Other Games: Your Hetalia Love Story Cliché Prom Experience Hetalia Christmas Party Your Hetalia Gakuen story
Answer Key (To make posting results easier) Who Was Killed?- Reported The Body- Who is Your Partner- The Grieving Widow- Your Clue- Who Saw Him Alive Last- Prime Suspect- Suspected Accomplice- Was Killed After Being Questioned- Ran From The Police- Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Skipped Town- Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Who Actually Did It?-
Comments:
Spain you Pandejo; Russia has to do so many things around here; of course Estonia is the Blueprint Guy; Locksmith + Inside Guy = Bro just handed us the keys huh; Latvia knows the vents.
(Screenshot/click and drag game) So I don't know if you knew this or not but you're putting together a heist! You're going after a prized diamond locked down in an underground vault in a secure building. Sounds tricky right? Well It's a good thing you assembled a team of hardened professional criminals to help you... Oh what's that? You didn't do that? Bummer. Well here's a list of the guys I got. Everyone here has a special skill. But will you assign them to the right task so you can steal the Diamond and head off to Guam to live the rest of your lives in luxury? Or will you pick wrong and head to the slammer? I put together a list of the jobs you need. Good Luck. Oh yeah and remember! FIRST CHOICE IS THE CHOICE DON'T KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU GET WHO YOU WANT. unless you get doubles then you can try again! CHROME- SCREENSHOT. SMARTPHONE- SCREENSHOT. EVERYOTHER BROWSER- CLICK AND DRAG. Mastermind- You are the mastermind behind this outfit. Your Partner In Crime- Your right hand man Con Artist/Distraction- Someone has to come up with a way to keep the guard occupied. Hacker- Knows everything about computers Locksmith- Cracking a safe now days is not as easy as it used to be Explosive Expert- If all else fails... The Brawn- If something goes wrong you'll need this guy. he's a martial arts expert (hopefully) Get Away Driver- Someone who can lose the heat Medic- If someone is shot you can't just take them to teh hospital... Make-up Artist- Someone has to make sure you all don't LOOK like you're robbing the place Pick Pocket- Stealing a key? You'll need him Weapons Expert- A guy who can get guns and knows how to use them Blueprint Guy- You'll need someone who knows teh building inside and out Inside guy- Someone who has worked there, knows the people and protocol Thief- When the time comes he'll be the one nabbing the diamond hopefully not setting off alarms Escape Artist- Need to make a quick escape from the building? He's your guy! Betrays you all- Someone may sell you out. That's the risk we take in this business. Why could they have done it? get out of jail time? Wants to take teh diamond for themselves? Who knows the motive, it's based on the person and for you to decide.
Let's Assemble The Boys!
((Don't forget to share your results and let us know in the tags if you think the Heist went well or not!))
Answer Key Below for easy posting>>
Partner In Crime- Con Artist- Make-Up Artist- Weapons Expert- Explosives Expert- Hacker- Enforcer- Medic- Blueprint Guy- Lock Smith- Pick Pocket- Inside Man- Escape Artist- Cat Burgler- Get Away Driver-