Hitch - Blog Posts
Guys, if ... was an animal they would be... Ruby Redfort edition
Hitch: Siberian Tiger
Ruby: squirrel
LB: lion
Blacker: Bear
Froghorn: Ostrich
Rank this charakter day one
OK, guys, y'all have to rank Hitch based on the book description💅
Guys, if my math maths, Ruby turned 66 or so last year. I just realised that Hitch, LB and all the others(except maybe Froghorn and Holbrook) are freaking dead by now, if they haven't eaten these mushrooms😭
Ruby:*getting Spectrum into imense trouble and destroys a building*
Hitch: That's my girl!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS ISN'T CASEDY I'LL EAT A ZUCINI!
I'm sorry but THIS IS 100% CASEDY MORGAN!
LB:Lives
HITCH: LIVES
BRADLEY:SURVIVED BUT DIED BUT THAT WASNT HER FAULT SO😂
LIKE CASEDY IS MAKING ME LAUGH LIKE SHE SUCKS AT BEING A VILLAIN FR😂😂😂😂
My top 10
-Hitch♠️
-Ruby✨(I think she explains herself xD)
-LB💅
-Bradley❤️
-The Count💀
-Froghorn🫶
-Holbrook🕺
-Blacker💖
-Keoka⚔️
-Dr. Harper🥼
They all just Slay so much
just Spectrum things
[image description: four colorful digital doodles with ruby and various members of spectrum. in the first, hitch is ruffling her hair as she ducks away and grins. in the second, she's sprawled halfway across a table, pointing at something blacker's writing down as they two of them talk in unintelligible mathematical scribbles. in the third, she and LB are having a staring competition from either end of a table - LB is leaning back in her chair while ruby is leaning forward. in the last, ruby and SJ are both wearing lab safety goggles and looking delighted as they make a bunsen burner flame rainbow. end ID.]
Hitch: What is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do?
Sprout: Start a war…
Hitch: And what did you do?
Sprout: Start a war…