Hogwarts - Blog Posts

Okay, okay. even if this was lucid dreaming, it's still murder. If i were to put you in a hyper-realistic VR game of your life, and you didn't know that I did so, and thought everyone around you was real, and alive, and you killed someone, is that not murder? You, from your perspective, caused harm and loss of life to a living, breathing person, even if that was not the case. So it is still technically murder. Hilarious. But still murder

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

I wish there was a fanfic or fanart of Drarry based on the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog. In my opinion, Harry and Draco give off the same vibe as Tiana and Naveen, the dynamics are at least similar. :D

HP FANS

I was browsing the internet and found escape rooms.

I found a Hogwarts one.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSflNxNM0jzbZJjUqOcXkwhGTfii4CM_CA3kCxImbY8c3AABEA/viewform

It is about after the feast of your fist time at Hogwarts people in your dorm decide to play a muggle game at Hogwarts. It explains it more to you on the doc.

Here is the website I found it on.

https://www.simplemost.com/free-digital-escape-rooms/

How did I not notice this before?

So... I was watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for like the 100th time and saw something during the scene of the Fat Lady trying to sing. Look at the portraits.

In particular this one.

Now tell me, does that look like Lord Voldemort or what?

In Dumbledore’s Office

Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?

Fred: To get to the idiots house.

Fred: Knock, Knock.

Dumbledore: Who’s there.

Fred: The Chicken.

Dumbledore: ...

Fred: ...

Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.

Fred: What?

Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.

Oops?

Is it bad that sometimes out of the middle of no where I quote a line from Harry Potter. 

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HARRY POTTER MEME ϟ [1/1] HOUSES You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that. Slytherin House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Christmas At My House

Me:  Hey mom, can I open this present.

Mom:  Honey you have to wait, your brother is opening one.

Me: ...

Mom: Don’t even..

Me:  I did my waiting! Twelve years of it!

My Family: (Dying inside)

Me: In Azkaban!

I don’t think any of my family or friends will understand my love for Harry Potter.

Lucius: I’m old.

Draco: ...

Lucius: Your supposed to say, “Your not old father.”

Draco:  But you are old father.

alan rickman marvelously recalling this prank on daniel radcliffe

Wizardly Witches

If a witch is someone who practices witchcraft while a wizard gains magic by studying (rather than being magic genders), then a witch can also be a wizard if they studied and/or went to school for it.

Which is why I postulate that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was created specifically to allow witches to gain the benefits of wizardry through standardized schooling rather than having to study it themselves with less resources, safety precautions, and experienced teachers.

It was only later on in time, when separate schools for male and female were common among non-magicals and combined schools were specified, that someone or other assumed the name meant the school was for both genders (as both attended) and accidentally started a fad of referring to female witches as witches and male witches as wizards as the other students found their misconception amusing.

This became a commonplace habit, and eventually pervaded the entirety of British witch/wizard culture to the point we see it at in Harry Potter.

LMFAO Draco being ✨Draco✨

Not my Fanart! ❤️ Linny or just Ginny And Luna being besties 💗

Harry Potter memes (slight Drarry)

😩H.P. Women😩

Listen with air pods, gives it more 😩🤌

Drarry 💚❤️

Deathly Hallows:

Ron: Harry please just, think before you do this

Harry: where's the fun in that?

Draco: Do you ever get that little voice in the back of your head telling you your ideas are stupid?

Harry: No.

Draco: Well that explains a lot.

💞Harry and Draco💞 Picrew app

Have an amazing day 👑

Hogwarts Legacy Requests!

I really want to get back into writing for fun, so I'm looking for some requests to get my creativity jumpstarted!

Hogwarts Legacy characters (especially Ominis and Sebastian), Hogwarts Mystery Characters, or Harry Potter characters in general are all fair game. Use the request button featured on my account and give me a character and a little blurb about what you would like me to write!

Smut is A-Okay, I'll trust you all to know what may be taking it too far!

Ask away, friends :)

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 || 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

Pairing: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Lily Evans, Mary MacDonald

Warning: Fluff [I suppose?]

Summary: The boys finally land on the perfect name for their group! And it’s all thanks to their favourite Professor.

A/N: I’m back. Finally. Happy New Year, Christmas. 2022!

“Alright, listen up.” James Potter plopped himself on a chair next to his best friend Sirius Black, as he studied with Remus Lupin. Across from them, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans and Mary MacDonald sat. “We need a name!” James exclaimed.

“A name?” Peter asked curiously.

“A name for a gang.” James explained. “I mean, people just call us the Gryffindor pranksters. It isn’t right.” He played with his fingers. Sirius closed his book and looked at his brother.

“Okay. What are you thinking?” Sirius questioned. Remus groaned, annoyed that his study session was being interrupted by James and Sirius’ conversation. He loved his friends. They’d accepted him for who he truly was but at times, they remained as stupid as the day he met them.

“Maybe The Gang?” James offered.

“Anyone have any suggestions that don’t suck like that name?” Sirius looked at his other friends. Mary shrugged, sketching in her book. Lily stopped writing and looked up.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t be bothered paying attention, and as soon as James opened his mouth I lost interest.” Lily defended herself. James faked shock but Sirius just shook his head.

“Focus, Evans. Name for the most amazing group of pranksters to ever roam Hogwarts’ halls.” Sirius said. Lily smiled cheekily.

“Why not Sirius and the three Idiots?” She responded. James stab his heart as if she’d broken it. Remus raised an eyebrow and Peter threw his hands up. “What did we do?” Peter complained.

“Sorry Pete.” Lily apologised. “How about The Gang?”

“That’s just what Prongs said!” Remus replied. “Honestly, Lil. You’re making it awfully hard to defend your case that you’d never end up with someone like him when all you do is the say the same things.” Lily shrugged and returned her attention to her potions notes.

“Okay, what about The Pranksters? Just take away Gryffindor and you’ve got yourselves a fine name.” Mary proudly said. Sirius didn’t want to break her heart.

But luckily he was saved…

“Mr Black, Mr Potter, keep your voices down. This is a library not your common room!” Professor McGonagall whisper-yelled at them. Sirius gave her a sheepish look but James just smirked. “You Marauders.” She groaned as she left.

“Marauders?” Peter questioned.

“Marauders comes from the word Maraud which means to go about in search of things, steal or to attack.” Remus explained patiently.

“It’s perfect!” James yelled excitedly. “The Marauders. That’s what we’ll go by.”

“But we don’t steal.” Sirius said.

“And we don’t attack people.” Peter added.

“We also don’t really go in search of things.” Remus continued.

“Who cares?” James sighed. “Before you explained the meaning of the word, Moony, no one knew what it meant.”

“I did!” Lily responded.

“But it sounds catchy!” James argued. “Come on, boys! The Marauders. The Marauders. Marauders.” James kept going, whispering it into Sirius, Remus and Peter’s ears until they finally gave in.

“Fine, fine, fine.” Remus threw his hands up. “Let’s just throw logic out of the window, why don’t we?”

“I’m sure logic can fly.” James laughed.

“And if it can’t?” Remus asked.

“It can try.” Sirius said, bored.

“Who needs logic anyway when you have pranks, Quidditch and maps?” James smiled. “And an awesomely catchy name such as The Marauders.”

“The Marauders.” All four boys whispered it.

“You aren’t going to spit in your hands and shake it now, are you?” Lily asked.

“Or cut your hands in a blood-oath?” Mary questioned.

“You’re really messed up, Mar.” James said.

“Not as much as someone who names their group something that doesn’t relate to them at all!” She whispered harshly.

“Boohoo.” James replied.

I'm a mix of hogwarts and neverland myself :)))

-,’ types of people ,’-

hogwarts: bloody noses, always trying their best, warm sunsets, late summer nights, sharing secrets, messy hair, movie nights, stargazing, wanting to explore the world, standing up for friends, dogs, loud laughs, fuzzy sweaters

narnia: pale white snow, red cheeks, hot tea, fantasy stories, neat notes, big scarves, early morning walks, soft smiles, cute coffee shops, calming energy, cold hands, friendly eyes, wanting to learn more, astronomy geeks

middle earth: ancient souls, coffee, old bookshelves, history nerds, loves mythology, feels at home in the forest, always up for an adventure, oversized hoodies, high grades, striving to be the best version of themselves, cats

neverland: believes in fate, doesn’t care about opinions, flower fields, standing up for what’s right, honey, photography, amazed by the universe, kind souls, often lost in their own thoughts, friendliness, loves the stars, artistic

INTJ, Slytherin, Aquarius.

Uh Rowan…? Care to explain! 🫢🤔🤫😳

Inktober, Day 18- Drive

🤍🩷💜 "Probably reaching..." ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ (But one technically drives a train, and I technically wanted to draw Hogwarts express but then made it "cuter"... and well I'm pairing it with the rest of my HP inspired drawings because I hate the looks of it alone!) 💜🩷🤍

Inktober, Day 13- Horizon

💜🩷🤍 "Overlooking Hogwarts" 🤍🩷💜

Wait What?! Snape’s Daughter Chapter 1

Note: So I started writing this a while ago but never got round to publishing it. A.k.A I forgot about it. Then I remembered about while reading a fanfic and thought you know... fuck it I’ll finish it and upload it. So that's where we are now! Also sorry for spelling a Grammar. Also I know Snape is kind of OC in some parts but it works better.

Title: Wait What?!

Fandom: Harry Potter Obviously 

Rating: M- Swears, Mentions of abuse.

Summary: Two years after Severus Snape started teaching at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he was in a relationship with a muggle trying to move on from Lily. Didn't work. Unfortunately the relationship only lasted a year before the two went their separate ways. All seemed normal for Snape after that. the only problem was that only days before the two split a child was conceived. Snape never knew he had a child. What happens when he discovers the truth the summer before her first year and her troubled childhood.

Isabelle Jones/Snape (I don't own the pic right to owner)

To say Severus was irritated would be an under statement. It was the summer between Gryffindor's Golden-Pain-In-The-Arse’s second and third year and all he wanted to do was relaxe, and do potions research, both things he couldn't do in the school year because he was either teaching or searching for Slytherins monster. But no! the old man wants to discuss something important Snape ranted in his head I swear to Merlin and back if it just that he has run out leman drops or Potter has some how gotten into trouble he is not going to like the consequences. 

“What is it Albus? Have you run out of those horrid muggle sweets?” Severus asked the headmaster of the school as he entered the office. 

“No Severus, I plenty thank you! Would you like one?” The old man offered the youngest professor. 

“No Albus, you know I don't like them.” Severus turned down the offer pinching the bridge of his nose “Why exactly am I here?”

“Well my boy, as you know around this time in the school holidays Minerva visits the Muggle-born student who will be joining us this year to answer their questions-” Albus started but was interrupted Severus.

“Spit out man! What does it have to do with me?” Severus snapped, his impatience clearly showing.

“You have never been very patent have you Severus”  Albus sighed “Minerva discovered something that should come to some interest to you” Albus explained indicating to the Head of Gryffindor House, who was standing by the  fire place, to take over. 

 “I was just about to visit a Muggle-born student by the name Isabelle Jones when I hear something very disturbing inside the house.” Minerva paused looking for the words the mother used “The mother was yelling at the child ‘you are just like your father a freak worthless piece of crap! Its because of him that you can do things you can. You look just like his you ugly bitch! You even have his huge arse nose! He hated you before you where even born! He left when he found out I was pregnant with you! He couldn't even stand you then and no one will ever be able to stand your presence-”

As Minerva recited the hateful words the mother was yelling at the child Severus felt his stomach drop. Please don't let it be true, Severus pleaded, the time fits the child could of been conceived shortly before we split, but Jones is a popular last name it could just be a coincidence... Besides I would never would of never of left the mother and child to fend for themselves I would of helped even if I was no longer with the mother.

“Then the yelling stopped and I heard the whimpers of a child followed by crack of a belt and a child's cry.” Minerva's voice showed her increasing anger “It was all I needed to hear to know I had to get the child out of that woman's care. I opened the door and quickly binded the mother and checked on the child to see if there were any injuries that needed to be healed on the spot. the poor thing was shaking like a leaf! I did my best to calm and sooth her as I could before bringing her to the infirmary. I remembered what the girls mother said about her father and asked Poppy to cast a spell to identify the girls parents.”  Minerva paused as she walked towards Severus her anger increasing. “Gust who’s name appeared. None other than our very own Severus. Tobias. Snape!” Minerva poked Severus chest as she said his name clearly angry with him.

Severus felt his hole world crumble down around him. I have a daughter... a daughter! Not only did I not know about her but she was abused by her own mother! “Shit” Severus whispered as he ran a hand down his face.

“Oh yes shit, young man! How dare you leave your own child! Not even-” Minerva started to scold Severus but he cut her off.

“Do you really think me so low Minerva? To leave a Pregnant woman to fend for herself! I didn't even know she was fucking Pregnant! Even if I was no longer with her and she told me I would of been there! I would take responsibility! I would of been there. Every. Single. Day. If I knew” Severus exclaimed pain evident in his voice. “You would think if I knew you two would be the first people I would turn to. I consider you two my parent, you care more than my real parents ever did... Imagine how it feels finding out that you have a child you never new about who was also abused, and in the same day having people who you consider your own parents accuses you of abandoning that child-” Severus’s voice cracked, the tears threatening to spill “you know what, forget it, I’m going to check on my daughter.” Severus said exiting the office to equally teary eyed professors behind. 

Unexpected Relationship SS/HG (Chapter1)

Hey guys so I couldn't sleep and I really love Snamione its like my OTP so ye. Here you go and also I apologise in advance for spelling and grammar mistakes I am dyslexic. 

Summary: The war has ended and Hermione discovers Snape is alive and tries her best to try and save him. As he is recovering Hermione not only battles her own demons but also his as well. Will Snape help her before it gets to much? Will they fall in love.

Rating: M (for later Chapters *winkyface*)

Warning: Swearing and blood

It was finally over. The blasted war was over. The side of the light had won. Voldemort was dead.

Everyone was celebrating Riddles reign of terror finally ending. Sure Hermione the brains of the Golden trio was happy that they had won; in fact she was over joyed, but she could not find it in herself to celebrate. She was thankful she hadn't lost her friends, but that didn't mean that there wasn't any fatalities in the final battle but the entire war. Dumbledore, Moody, and many more including Snape. The number was far to high; no blood should of been spilled magical or not in her opinion.

Hermione was very confused. Why did she survive when there where many others who died who where much more worthy of life than herself? Why was she so special? They all had families where as she hadn't. To top it all of she realised that a relationship between Ron and herself would never work out. The where simply just too different. Ron was always talking about Quidditch and food, he didn't take his education seriously, and most likely would wont a big family. Hermione didn't like flying never mind playing Quidditch, took her education very seriously, and wonted to focus on her career before even thinking about starting a family. Besides the kiss in the chamber was sloppy, wet and not at all pleasant Hermione thought. 

Hermione decided to do something useful and retrieve Snape's body from the Shrieking Shack. Not many people knew of his role in the war; they all thought her was a traitorous bastard who killed Dumbledore... well he was a traitor but just not to the light, and Dumbledore ordered Snape to kill him, which he reluctantly agreed to do.

Hermione always had her suspicions about Snape. Why would he kill the man who kept him out of Azkaban the first time round? Obviously she never voiced suspicions; Harry and Ron would call her insane!

Entering the Room where Snape’s body lay broke Hermione’s heart. Tears streamed down her face as she approached the once mighty potions Professor. “Oh Professor! I’m so sorry!  Nobody deserves to die like this.” Hermione sobbed as kneeled next to the Professor. She brushed his hair way from his face. I was longer than it was the last time she saw him, the year before just before the event in the Astromancy Tower. He had so much pain in his eyes. Another clue to Hermione that not all was as it seemed. “All this because of Lily. If I’m being perfectly honest she doesn't deserve your love. She should of listened. she should of known that you said it out of anger especially with how long you had know each other. If I was her I would of forgiven you. Heck I would forgive Harry and Ron if they called me that and I haven't known them as long as you and Lily knew each other-” Hermione abruptly stopped her rambling after her fingers brushed against the uninjured part of his neck.

There was a pules. It was faint but there.

Hermione let out a shaken sigh of relief as a small smile crept onto her face. Hermione quickly got to work on saving her professors life. Drawing her wand she muttered healing spells in an attempt to close the wounds on his neck. Note the word attempt. None of the spells worked. “The venom must be stopping the wounds from healing” Hermione muttered to herself. Thinking quickly Hermione grabbed the bottom of Snape’s robes tearing the bottom off and tying it around his neck making a make shift bandage, applying pressure to the wound slowing the bleeding. “Sorry Professor ill get you a new one I promise” Hermione told her Professor even thought she new he probably couldn't hear her. Hermione then began to search he Professors pockets, he was a spy after all he needed to be prepared for anything. sure enough she found a vile of antivenom and multiple blood-replenishing potions. Hermione gently opened Snape’s mouth and poured the potions down his throat; then gently pulled down the make shift bandage and tried the healing spells again. This time they stopped the bleeding and closed the wound a small bit. It will have to do for now Hermione thought as she put the bandage back in place.

“Come on Professor you’re almost there! just hang on I’m going to alert Madam Pomfrey” Hermione told him. Thinking of her happiest memory she could, Hermione cast her patronus “ Expecto Patronum!” Her sliver Otter appeared in front of her kneeling form. “I need you to go to Madam Pomfrey” The otter nodded in response, and waited for her message “Madam Pomfrey! I’ve found Professor Snape. He’s alive but just barely. He was on our side all along! Ask Harry if you have to! I’ve done everything I can, but I still need your help! Were in the Shrieking Shack! Hurry!” with that the sliver otter patronus disappeared to find the med-witch.

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What do you guys think? Not bad for 3am lol