Hufflepuff: Gryffindor made this really good potato juice today.
Ravenclaw: You mean potato soup?
Hufflepuff: Nope, potato juice.
Gryffindor: I put a bunch of potatoes in your juicer.
Ravenclaw:
Ravenclaw: you did what?
For those who don’t know it: you’re a farmer who has a chicken, a wolf, and a bag of grain. You have to get to the other side of a river with all three, but your boat can only fit you and one item. If you leave the wolf with the chicken, it’ll eat it, and if you leave the chicken with the grain, it’ll eat it. How do you get over? Gryffindor: get a bigger boat, obviously.
Slytherin: question, do you need to have the chicken or wolf alive?
Ravenclaw: You take the chicken over, go back and take the wolf over, take the chicken back and drop it off. Then you take the grain over, go back and grab the chicken and go over. Duh.
Hufflepuff:You’re a farmer, right? ...so why do you have a wolf?!?
Gryffindor: Slushy with WAY too much flavoring
Slytherin: Root beer float
Ravenclaw: Shirley temple
Hufflepuff: Vanilla milkshake with all the toppings
Gryffindor: Double espresso/Mango orange juice
Slytherin: Black coffee/Melon martini (don't ask)
Ravenclaw: Apple cider/Iced herbal tea
Hufflepuff: Hot chocolate with caramel/Apple juice
You can stand there and deny me all you want, but i am still your son. I am still a malfoy and the only malfoy heir
Draco Malfoy
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Another fanart. To the fanfic "Омела и Огневица" by Ариадна видит корабли.
The morning after Halloween scene and I post it in the morning after Halloween, lol
Finally finished this tpn harry potter au doodle I had lying around