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What’s wrong with this guy actually

It’s kind of insane how nepeta was beaten to death with a club actually. Like that’s such a different death than the rest of the trolls. Eridan’s kills were with his fast acting long range murder laser like. They were over in a second he didn’t really have time to think! It was on reflex mostly! He himself dies to a chainsaw. Significantly closer range but just as fast acting. Equius was strangled and there is a certain disconnect that comes with that I think. Like sure it took a bit but it was basically like holding a pillow to a sleeping person’s face, he didn’t fight it. He let it happen. Nepeta had to have fought that had to be messy it had to have been arduous and time consuming because she would have gone down biting and scratching with everything she could manage. Like($($($;$; why did Gamzee do that. He liked Nepeta!!! they were friends!!! I don’t think she would have been afraid and I don’t think she would have begged. She would have gone down hissing and spitting. They were friends! I mean like. Can you imagine??? Beating someone to death while wearing the little friendship bracelet they made for you??? Oh and you’re both middle schoolers on a space rock that are about to die anyway. Jesus Christ

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And here I am, the only living girl in New York!

Some day we’ll both wake up for good, I will try hard not to scream.

Yeah so idk if this makes any sense but like. This is how I think gamzee progresses. Or deteriorates, rather. I just needed to get this down on paper I’ll elaborate later.

oh my god kanaya. i love her. can you make more kanaya.

An assortment of papayas… grocery isle.

Stupid doodles but what if they did the breakfast club dances

you know I think it’s funny that the literal main difference between karkat and kankri is Nurture. Like karkat is just kankri plus Prey Animal Desperation and that’s pretty much it

They had a nice long conversation about everything once the game was over trust me

I think we as a society moved on from karkat’s pesterquest route too quickly

Thank you for being the only other Erivris fan

HIIIIIII

It’s a tough battle but we will persist 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 uhhhh here take this edit I made back when I still had a tiktok

if homestuck was a high-budget arcane-style animated show Vriska’s big climactic last scene would be a montage of all her big scenes previously with My Way by Frank Sinatra playing over it (for soundtrack dissonance) before it crescendos with the lord english fight and she’d open the house juju as the music swells and then it would cut to white leaving us to wonder if she survived the juju blast. I am right

headcanon that a popular Alternian genre of television was like those cop body cam shows mixed with reality tv about like. Tow truck companies but for Threshecutioners. Like typical workplace reality tv where they all run around and have petty drama but with a lot of remorseless on-screen murder. Karkat was an avid viewer of at least one of these shows I think. Is this anything

MY BABY DONT CRY! SHE JUST SLEEEEEPPSSS THROUGH THE NIIIGHTTT SHE DONT FUSS SHE DONT WHINE SHE STAYS PERRRFECTLY QUIET!

I love the lalondes 😄 theyre so auuuuuu… I need to draw them more

(bonus Post-Scratch Roxy under the cut… heh)

Adore her sm do you think she ever has really vivid dreams about having a baby. That would be kind of fucked up wouldnt it

So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????

okay so we know that Aranea and Latula are the vrisrezi slime clone babies but who do you guys think the other dancestors are combinations of… I want to hear the public’s thoughts on this… I think it would be funny if Kurloz and Mituna were gamzee and sollux (big crazy hair and unusually strong psychic powers… heh…) but otherwise I’ve got zero clues

I’m soooooo normal about these paradox space panels btw

Oh girl it’s you that I lie with, as the atom bomb locks in.

Okay the FLARP gang roles (like… pirate movie characters… does that make sense… the dynamics) that I think they filled in their little game thing I guess:

Vriska: rebel pirate queen… obvie… captain jack sparrow type shit. Little freak who is exceedingly capable yet often underestimated for her blood caste / generally scrawny build / unorthodox demeanor

Terezi: Vriska’s first mate! I think she and Vriska were very much a package deal but I think Terezi had a name of her own… she was scary also i think

Eridan: Like… the British naval official that’s been fighting with Vriska for months but can’t bring himself to just pull the bloody trigger yknow…

Kanaya: Vriska’s landbound beau sort of. Do you know the song Jolly Sailor Bold. It’s like that. Her hair it hangs in ringlets her eyes as black as coal my happiness attends her my jolly sailor bold

Equius: listen. Listen I love neigh8ors. Serket Zahhak siblings foreva. He’s like the weird guy they hide out with sometimes. Whenever she gets in trouble she drops into his house. I love them. She goes ‘I know a guy 😏” and he’s the guy

Aradia: I like to think that Team Charge and the Scourge Sisters first encountered each other in a scuffle over a treasure. You know. Archeology explorer team and pirate treasure hunter team?? That was the start of their beef

Tavros: Aradia’s little freak of a partner that Vriska finds infinitely infuriating for some reason. Part of which being that he’s a bronzeblood and she feels the need to collect all of mindfang’s associates like pokemon cards

So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????

I have mixed feelings on broadway homestuck as a whole but they were cooking with Thirteen Years (One World Closer) when they had karkat ask if the stars on John’s world look the same as they did on his. Do you think he’d be happy to know that they do.

If Prospit and Derse decide that they both are satisfied, transportalizers all shut down for good this time 😄 if I can’t go to your world when the game is through, I’ll still be horns over heels for youuuuuuuu

God IS a middle schooler and we ARE a science project except he does know we exist and has very mixed feelings about the whole ordeal

For your consideration.?

So his horns probably hurt like hell while they were growing right

(also bonus doodle)

me when I meet up with my rival after a solid perigee of not hearing from her and she’s missing half her face and her eyes (eye?) lacks the same mischievous gleam

(wwhats been happenin in your wworld

heard that you fell in lovve or near enough)

(Bonus doodle and like. Pinterest quote dump under the cut sorreyyyyy)

Goofy textposts

and the more serious ones that live in my pinboard

Meowrails visit the beach and while they’re there they meet up with their weird clown friend 😄

You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.

Dirk doodles… worlds normalest guy