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Percy Jackson should be/should've been a black girl.I've had this opinion since i was TLT age and i'm a lifelong Percy kinnie so i'm not taking any others
Sally Jackson-coded web weave
Percy Jackson and Hazel Levesque aka The Elysium Siblings:A web weave
Reblogs appreciated *heart hands emoji*
Hobie Brown is a lot more like Percy Jackson than Peter Parker is
Grew up a troubled but good kid breaking cycles
Trans femme with gender fuckery in a way that comes across as masc to normies
Chillaxed and super kind and goofy and loves cute/kiddy shit and people but also has a rbf,the biggest street cred in his whole franchise and is a supreme edgecase
Audhd with no masking game and definitely bptsd too
The oldest and most experienced hero in the main cast so he takes on the Team Dad mantle and believes he's not good enough to be a role model because trauma gave him self-loathing yet cocky ahh combo
The Ramones fan(Hobie's playlist has their songs + Percy gifted Nico a shirt of them)
Blue-coded
Owns a pet supernatural dog(Spidermutt + Mrs O'Leary)
Deadbeat birth dad
Goes by a nickname instead of his full name and has a common black surname
Terrible singing voice
That weird trauma response where you take people giving you sympathy for the extremely horrific circumstances you went through as pity and get mad('Yeah,what of it?' in reaction to being reminded of his Canon Event)
Correctly framed as the coolest ever in-universe(Percy specifically to defy neurodivergent stereotypes)
6'something,guitarist hands and described as so attractive it shocks other characters
Born and raised where punk started(England and New York)
Psychologically incapable of being posers or selling out(Hobie's canonically afropunk personified and Percy's canonically immune to wanting power or authority)
The comics Spiderband is a cooler version of Steve Rogers(Karl/Jason),a snarky black girl genius(Riri/Annabeth),a #relatable /pos gnc brown girl(Kamala/Piper)and a biracial red-coded rowdy tomboy(Mattea/Clarisse)
'I'm not a hero because calling yourself a hero makes you self-mythologizing','I was this cool the whole time','It's a metaphor for capitalism','I don't believe in comedy-just kidding!','Kid's an anarchist,taking a crap on the establishment,i salute you','Oh boy!Humbling reality Spiderman has arrived','Just don't enlist until you know what war you're fighting in' and 'It's propaganda bro'
*Authority figure irritatedly tells him he's not helping defuse the situation* 'Good(Said with a troublemaker smirk)'is Percy's interactions with the gods all the way to The Lightning Thief
Loves the sea enough to live in it(Hobie's houseboat)
Black and darkskin with a multietchnic background(Hobie is jamaican-ugandan-english and Percy is black monoracial but with american,dominican AND greek heritage)
Percy's not a 'bumbling idiot' but a professional insigator
Hobie making reverse racism real on George's ass before forcing him to leave Gwen a comforting note from him and a gift Watch he diy'd/Percy sending The Olympians Medusa's head after slaying her and writing a note to include saying 'with best regards'
These panels
And these caps
Big Percy Energy™️
Jason Todd and Percy Jackson are the same in the important ways(Miles and Gwen moment)but people miss important ends of spectrums they're on when doing crossovers.Which are 1)The point of Jason's story is he's a self-made tragedy who hurt a lot of people and had to get over himself and own up to it and change and not be coddled and to his credit he textually hates that last part and the point of Percy's story is she's never done anything wrong but everyone treats her like a monster yet she never falls into darkness as she's too aware of what it looks like to ever do that to herself and 2)Jason is transmasc-coded and Percy is transfem-coded.And i think that's a lot more interesting and in-character of a relathionship for them than them as 'bros' and 'stanning eachother' tbh.Fun but responsible popular pastel punk mom friend and Bad influence but good friend goth older brother dynamic
seaweed brain and wise guy (bkdk as my favorite percabeth moments)
You know the one scene from the movies that was added which the whole Fandom agreed was top tier? I feel like Percy driving is the same. People might hate everything about the movie/show but they can't deny how amazing the "Don't walk on my roof"/Percy honking at the speeding car scene is
did the show just delete the fact that percy was a wanted criminal in the entirety of the lightning thief? gabe gave an interview, blaming percy for sally's dissappearence, which made him the primary suspect. like the police was after him when they blew up the bus and his iconic 'my stepdad is a really sweet person' speech to a journalist after jumping from saint monica arc, people conspiring that they were manipulated into a t*rrorist group after his fight with ares. like????? where's all that?? where's the good stuff???
“No, like bipolar.”
Annabeth clarified without a second thought, earning an amused huff from the son of Jupiter and an offended scoff from Leo as he was snapped out from his mini-spiral just to shout, “I can hear you, ya know!?”
“I know.”
Silly HC that in some very stressful situation where Leo was super anxious and thinking about a million things, Hazel said "you are not thinking straight", Leo's instinct spoke louder and he accidentally said "Of course not, I'm bi".
Percy looks like he's going to say something else, confused, but stop.
Frank passes Piper 5 dollars, narrowing his eyes
Annabeth doesn't take her eyes off the map
Hazel blinks and replies "like....Bilingual?"
patiently waiting for the day everyone realizes jason is not white. that’s not a white man with blond hair that’s a black man with dreads
Fck your zodiac sign which Percy Jackson characters do you relate to?
What if PJO serie is written by Estelle and she’s just writing down the adventure her brother had and told her about when she was young.
Leo’s the kinda of guy that never listen to the teacher and always jokes, normal class clown, but gets the highest grade and finishes first. The worst part in this is Leo waits for everyone to finish by tapping his foot and hands which is very annoying
How do mortals see Ella? A normal girl? A bird? And when she fly do they see a girl jumping really high and for a long time or...? I NEED ANSWER
Annabeth Chase is the epitome of being a hot mess BECAUSE you’re smart
pjo animation meme! (it's finally done!)
if i had a nickle every time a character named jason i liked died at the hands of some power hungry asshole with no problem killing children, i'd have like two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
Wow. Don't get me started or I may write something about it. It's perfect!
Time Travel AU (again, I know. get over it) in which the Future Nico looked after his younger self in his homeless days and is the one who sent the dreams to the present Percy Jackson, informing him of what danger the present Nico's in.
I'm loving how I can almost wedge this Time Travel AU into the canon so effortlessly.
will solace is sooooo fucked up but you guys arent ready for that conversation...