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Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?
Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Octavian: Tomorrow is garbage day
Reyna: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you
Piper: Your mom seems so cool
Percy: She killed a man once
Piper: Even better
Percy: Can you pass the salt?
Nico: Can you pass your classes?
Percy: .......too much salt
Percy: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Annabeth you'll kill me?
Thalia: No, if you hurt Annabeth she's perfectly capable of killing you herself
Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife
Annabeth: I know
Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes
Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed
Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing
Ares camper: You're a doctor, not a soldier
Will: Actually, I'm an army doctor, which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them
Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?
Annabeth: Yeah, why?
Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?
Annabeth: .............
Percy: .........
Percy: That was a serious question
Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated
Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?
Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless
Percy: My only talent is to bring stress
Annabeth: Don't you mean to be stressed?
Percy, looking at Chiron, who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think so
Percy: I gave the gods a "get well soon" card
Annabeth: I didn't know they were sick
Percy: Their not, I just thought they could do better
Nico: What are you, five?
Percy, snorts: Yeah, five heads taller than you
Nico:
Percy:
Percy: I'm sorry, Please don't kill me
Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?
Nico- Slaughtering my en-
Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies
Nico: ...........
Nico: I like to make leo cry
Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Leo: My time has come
Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?
Nico: Uh, why?
Percy: She thinks I'm making you up
Nero: I have an army
Apollo: (blurts out defensively) We have Percy jackson
Percy, in the distance: NO YOU DONT
Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Annabeth: Murder
Percy: Homieocide
Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?
Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun
Okay unpopular opinion but is the pjo fandom forgetting that Hazel can summon precious metals from the ground, can manipulate the mist, can find tunnels and underground passages, everything Nico can do and so much more! Literally, she's also really good with a gladius which is mentioned in the wiki. I just feel like the fandom is under rating Hazel. Whenever I see those videos Ranking the seven demigods, Hazel is usually 6th or 7th. What's your opinion on this? No offense to anyone though
strawberry fields solangelo!!
eurydice and orpheus but nico and will
the difference between how different characters perceive nico is so freaking funny
The cast of the argo II during MoA/HoH to nico: Who. Who tf are you. Why are you so terrifying. Are you human. He’s going to kill us in our sleep. Why is his sword emo.
hazel: yes that is my brother 🥰 he is absolutely delightful 🥰 he’s so scrawny lmao lemme get him an apple
jason: in the nicest way possible, have you ever considered going to therapy?
percy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN A JAR GET OUTTA THERE YOU CRAWL FASTER IM TRYING TO RESCUE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT IF YOU DIE RIGHT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
This is perfect, adding this to my gnome collection
gnome dimentio
I sincerely apologise I had no idea what the fuck I was supposed to make so have it
