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Saw this doing the rounds on Facebook 😂
“What is it, one-eyed Visenya? Did we finally conquer Dorne?”
*Young Rhaenicent*
Alicent: Hey, are you okay?
Rhaenyra: Yeah, why?
Alicent: It’s just that when we were flying on Syrax you didn’t point and say “cows” when you saw them
Alicent: Aemond could you read Jaehaera a bedtime story? I need to help Helaena with Maelor.
Aemond: Sure, I can do that.
*some time later*
Alicent: *walks into Jaehaera’s bedroom* Awwww, she looks so cute when she’s sl- Aemond… What book are you holding?
Aemond: It’s my favourite, „The Art Of War” by Sun Tzu. I think Jaehaera like it’s too now.
Hotd AU where Luke gives Aemond his eye
*Comes back from Storms End*
Aemond: Mummy, I have a gift for you!
Alicent: Really? *smiles* I’m assuming that means that everything went well then
Aemond: Oh, it went better than expected *gives her a little box*
Alicent: I’m so proud of y- GREAT HEAVENS
Aemond: Mummy do you like it? 🥺
Aegon: Thank you Heavenly Father for this gift. Thank you for life, thank you for love, thank you for providing-
Helaena: Aegon, just pass the bong.
Aegon: *winks* Someone’s happy to see me
Aemond: It’s a gun
Viserys: *walks into Alicent’s room* Hey, do you know why I have no money in my wallet? I could have sworn it was full this morning.
Alicent: *hiding new dresses behind her* I think you misplaced it.