Hp Memes - Blog Posts
harry potter as memes part 1 feat.
1. ron having the emotional range of a teaspoon
2. neville being accident prone
3. hermione being done with all this fucking bullshit
just... JUST!!! watch till the end and you will die out of laughter! Seriously I love this
Oliver: You know Percy, I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets of my bed
Percy: I'm not making your bed for you Oliver
Oliver: PLEASE, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THEM IN THREE DAYS
Percy: YOU HAVE HANDS, USE THEM
Oliver: FUCK YOU
Percy: After you make your bed? I think the fuck not
Penny, appearing behind Oliver: Oliver Wood quit being inappropriate and go make your bed right now
Oliver: ASHFXUFXIUTDCJG WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
Marcus: What the hell am I witnessing-
harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son
Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free
it’s doing what??
i started this school year as rory gilmore and am ending it as remus lupin.
Lily’s Ghost That Haunts 6
(Movie Hp meets My AU Hp)
AU Hermione: *looks at m.Hermione in horror* No way…I seem so…ugh perfect. Burn it Ron.
Movie Hermione: Excuse me!?*looks affronted*
Au Hermione: You’re excuse.
The Harrys: *circling each other like feral cats*
AU Harry: *suddenly freezes* Something just happened
AU Harry: *runs to the Hogwarts’ courtyard* Ron Bilus!
Movie Harry: ???
(Courtyard)
*AU Ron being choked in the air by the collar- by m.Ron’s hand- as he chokes m.Ron around the neck with his legs*
Hogwart’s Students: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Twins: Step right up!
Fred: Place your bets!
George: Choose your Ronnie!
AU Hermione: How dare!
Movie H&H: *sighs
AU Hermione: Why didn’t anyone tell me, we’re betting on Ron?! *pulls out a gallon*
AU Harry: *pulls out 30 gallons then shrugs when stared at* Can’t bet them? Join them
Ginny: Come on Ronnie! I got 20 gallons riding on you!
Percy: Show that faker who’s boss! *handing a surprise Fred 40 gallons*
Professor Trelawney: Ah! I was wondering why I got Evan’s old vision this year. *takes a sip of her flask with a chuckle* Put down for 60 on our worlds Ronald. Just like Lily.
Movie H&H: Bloody Hell?
Sacred 28 Vs The Sacred 28 5
Hermione: I wonder what would happen if the The Sacred 28 just…disappears
Ron: *mindlessly* We’ll all die a horrible death.
Hermione: *is confusion*
Ron: And the streets will be run by magical creatures. They’ll be screaming like it’s the end of the world. Yelling about “monsters” and the devil was coming to saw their legs off. Totally unhinged.
Hermione:
Ron: They’ll be like dogs without horses. They’ll be running wild.
Sacred 28 vs The Sacred 28 3
Draco: *being a brat* Oh look, it a she-weasley. Red hair, fr-
Ginny: *doesn’t spare him a glance as she runs by him* Oh look, it a dumb bitch who can't tie his shoes.
Draco: *flabbergasted* E-excuse me?! Once my father-
Ron: Your father couldn't find his way out a paper bag *jumps over his head to catch his sister* Ginny, back off! It my day to be with Harry!
Ginny: *farther down the hall, cackling* Suck it bitch!
Draco: *taken back, confused but still trying to gain his footing* I-I'll have you know, my father and I are part of-
George: *pops out from Draco’s right side* You guys aren't even that high on the pure-blood list
Fred: *pops up from the left* On either list to be exact.
Twins: *takes off placing bets on their younger siblings*
Draco: *fumbling for the last word* How dare-
Percy: *speed walking past to get his siblings* Oh hush child of the ninth branch of the 18th house. You're in the presence of the fourth branch of the 10th house
Pansy: *facepalms*
Ron: Ah! An ugly, disgusting spider!
Spider: Ah! A depressed bitch.
Ron:
Spider:
Ron: *pulls out his wand*
One Second Later
Ron:
Den Mom Ron
(First Year)
Ron meeting Harry for the first time: Awe baby. He my friend now.
Ron after the Sorcerer’s Stone: Momma Potter forgive me but I’m Harry’s mom now.
Ron meeting Hermione for the first time: Oh my god! Calm down girl! Drink your tea! Bloody hell, I’m not your mom.
Ron after the Troll and lighting the teachers on fire: BLOODY FUCK! DRINK YOUR TEA AND CALM DOWN! I’M YOUR MOTHER NOW.
Ron meeting Neville: Awe my baby now. I’m gonna teach you how to fuck someone up.
Ron after Neville stood up to him and his friends: That’s my baby!!! That’s my baby! Wish he didn’t use that on us but I’m so proud!
Ron meeting Lavender: Ah a fellow pure-blood. You’ll make a great Beauty Witch like your foremothers. May you bring them honor. Good luck in your future medical profession!
Ron after watching Lavender shut Hermione down after she talked down about Beauty n’ Love Witches: Get her, Lav! Get her! That’s my baby girl! What Harry? Mione was asking for it. Just because she’s been here for two months, doesn’t mean she knows everything. Lot of Beauty Witches work in the hospital. One even created that bone-regeneration potion, ya know.
Ron meeting Seamus: Hello new roommate! Hope we can get along for the next six to seven years.
Ron after seeing Seamus blowing things up: BLOODY FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! GET A TEACHER! YOU ARE GROUNDED SEAMUS FINNIGAN! GROUND!
Ron meeting Parvati: Huh…did I see her with blu-Oh! Right, she’s like the twins. She seems like the calming sort.
Ron after watching Parvati play switch-a-roo with her twin: I now understand my mum.
Ron meeting Fay: Oh she’s studying to an Auror? Sweet, can’t wait to see her there.
Ron after seeing Fay throw hands with a six year: Nooooo! Why?! My baby!
Ron meeting Kellen: Ah I see she likes Care Of Magical Creatures. A very hard profession. Good luck to her. She seems like she’ll make it far.
Ron after seeing Kellen try to smuggle a magical creature: YOUNG LADY! YOU PUT THAT CREATURE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME, MORGAN LE FAY!
Ron meeting Dean: Thanks for helping me with the boys new friend.
Ron after watching Dean team up with Seamus: How can you betray me like this? You were the only one I can trust to keep a good head in his shoulder. Shut up Harry. I’m not being dramatic.