I Am Stupid - Blog Posts
I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.
Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks
I can’t ever respect you, you bounded everything to make me hate you. It’s same thing every time, everyone has fun and you make light-hearted joke until you get ostracised and bullied. Not everybody can makes jokes apparently, but not all people can be friends as well. I am forced to be evil because you need me to be one. I can’t be your friend neither a bystander, I need to be the consummate for your friendships.
Even if I didn’t ever want it. That’s why I can never respect you.
Me: Okay, I am finally posting something on ao3, but I want it to be posted on Saturday
Me: *makes a typo*
Me: Oops, let me change that.
Me: *accidentally posts the chapter*
Me:...
Well... I guess enjoy the thing I posted: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54260500/chapters/137411920
hey, so i know fizz is a boy and all but what. the. fuck. i literally CANNOT look at him and see this. he doesn’t look like a guy or a girl to me. my goddamn brain is fucking UNABLE to distinguish. boy? girl? none. i’m a threat. start running.
Dear People of Tumbler
i am. an idiot.
basically i decided the perfect time to start writing on here would be at the very end of my 3 week break. Stupid i know i tend to make bad decisions when it comes to time management. However, i have a solution. from now on i will only be posting on weekends and holidays (and when i’m avoiding homework)
you can still make requests during the week (info for requesting is here) but i probably won’t be able to get it out till Saturdayish.
thanks for reading!
My favorite stupid thing I do is I see a post in Spanish and for a solid five seconds I just believe I forgot how to read. Then I realize I don’t know Spanish… 🫠