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Chicken Nugget
Inosuke: BEZUNO KAMABOKO
Nezuko: bonk
Tanjiro: Nope
Inosuke: HANAKO TONTARO
Nezuko: bonk
Kanao: Mm-mm
Inosuke: MIZUKI YAMATO
Nezuko: bonk
Zenitsu: Not even close
Inosuke: CHICKEN NUGGET
Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Kanao: NO-
Nezuko:
Update: Riju has joined the entourage! She's now my girlboss sister
Meeting Riju in TotK
Riju:
Link:
Riku: staring at Sidon Yunobo and Tulin's avatars
Link:
Riju: You gonna explain?
Link: They're my sons and my husband. Fuck you.
Waffle House
Me: I'm talking to another Douma and who does he think he is? Peter Pan?
Tsuun: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH I WANNA SEE
Me: HE JUST SAVED YUMI'S LIFE AND SAID "you can thank me by getting breakfast with me" BRO YUMI IS NOT A HIGH SCHOOLER
Me: SHE'S 250 THAT'S OLDER THAN HE IS
The Audacious Tsuun: Why won't you go to Waffle House with him?
Tsuun: Go to Waffle House with Douma
Me: BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY WAFFLE HOUSES IN 19th CENTURY JAPAN
Tsuun: THE 19th CENTURY JAPANESE VERSION OF WAFFLE HOUSE THEN
Me: THERE IS NONE
Tsuun: GO TO A HOUSE WHERE THEY'RE EATING WAFFLES
Me: WAFFLES DIDN'T EXIST THEN EITHER
Tsuun: WHAT
Tsuun: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND WAFFLES
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@tsuunytsuun I'm looking at you
Bruh they will not shut up on Discord I swear to the lord-
Went to see Across The Spiderverse today, 12/10 movie UvU
Enmu and Rui
Enmu and Rui are sitting in a tree on Mt. Natagumo
Enmu, swooning: Ohhhh, Rui~! You won't believe what happened to me today~!!
Rui, playing with a spiderweb in his fingers: That's nice, Enmu
Enmu: Lord Muzan complimented me~! He said I was the most competent of the Lower Moons~! No offense to you, though, dear friend~!
Rui: That's nice, Enmu
Enmu: I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't caught in one of my own dreams~!!!
Rui: That's nice, Enmu
This is how you know this is an impostor
I'm sorry
You think you're ugly?
BITCH WHERE
I guess we'll never know 😔
@tsuunytsuun 👀
get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you
Nothing in the world will ever be more important to me than this
Meeting Riju in TotK
Riju:
Link:
Riku: staring at Sidon Yunobo and Tulin's avatars
Link:
Riju: You gonna explain?
Link: They're my sons and my husband. Fuck you.
Bruh as if I wasn't crying enough
Tulin (obviously) wasn't the only birb baby who grew up.
There's so many more but Kheel was the only picture I could find
If Aizetsu's dub voice doesn't sound like he's on the verge of tears at all times, I'm gonna sue Ufotable.
Okay I can't help that he is friend-shaped
That's on him
TULIN HYPE
@tsuunytsuun
Me: She is beauty
Me: She is grace
Tsuun: She'll kick you in the face
Me: I want her to sit on my face
Tsuun: What
Me: What
(For context I AI generated a character and this is how she came out:)
For more about her, shoot me an ask
PFFFFFFAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA
(thanks @aina-not-anna for this idea hah <3)
Tsireya and her scary dogs lol
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Neteyam is Tsireya's bestie, so he gets to carry her eheheh
and as per my friend: "Aonung is her brother and therefore naturally would absolutely refuse to haul her around; Lo'ak is forbidden from being closer than 10 feet to her, at least in Aonung's presence; Neteyam is babygirl and he does what he wants" HAh
PUH-LEASE I MADE DOMA MY BITCH
Bruh this man was fearing for his life
YALL IM A SPY FOR MUZAN-
hey i made a fake superman & gossamer logo so if any of y’all want to use this to gaslight DC into giving us a jayjon run… run free
I hope this Genshin player I talked to back in November is doing well
(We were talking about Timaeus and Katheryne by the way)
I had this really cool dream last night.
So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.
Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.
Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.
Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.
Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.
"Signora asked too many questions."
"Ayaka stole your attention from me."
"Kuni got in the way."
Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.
A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.
To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.
"Strong independent woman x her grumpy but loving husband = parents" is the only straight couple trope I will accept.
Pugsley: Why does Enid call you babygirl?
Wednesday: How about we stop talking for a while?
To think my girl Wednesday went from this:
TO THIS:
JESUS CHRIST
So y'all remember Carter?
We were discussing Genshin Impact, and I said the whole fandom should collectively agree on Xingqiu and Chongyun together, to which he replied, "can two dudes just be friends and not let it get weird?!" Reminder: This is the guy who said Bakugo doesn't deserve love. I told him in return, "can a man and a woman be friends and not let it get weird?" And he deadass looked me in the eyes and said:
"No, Aina."
I was SO CLOSE to doing something that would've landed me in detention.
Y'ALL
DON'T TELL ME Y'ALL FORGOT THAT TODAY IS THIS MAN'S BIRTHDAY
HE CARRIED THE SHOW AND HE DESPERATELY NEEDS A RAISE
Is that a fucking eyeball 😨
Wait...
...
KAORU YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH-
Cherry Blossom from Sk8 The Infinity as a Mermaid
They proceeded to arrive very late at S.
By now, ADAM and Himegi have learned not to ask questions.
party rock is in the house tonight 🕺
Miya tries to collect himself after meeting Reki in the hospital.
He wanted to find a new way to push down his emotions.
He found an enygmatic stranger instead.
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I've decided to add "Flaming Bird, Broken Wings" to a series! It's called, "A Princess's Dirty Work." Might need to workshop it...
They have been bamboozled
pov you tell them healthy communication exists
I'm sick as a dog rn and I'm manifesting Matchablossom because I don't know why. So sick SK8 HCs~!
Matchablossom
-Kojiro has little siblings, and therefore also has the immune system of an ox, so he doesn't get sick that often. Kaoru on the other hand...
-When Kaoru gets sick, he's actually less bratty and whiny than usual. In fact, the only time he complains is if Kojiro leaves him alone when he's sick.
-Whenever Kojiro gets sick, Kaoru lets him lay his head in his lap or on his chest. His heartbeat lulls Kojiro to sleep immediately.
RedLotus
-Kaoru's inclination to illness is genetic, so Nako gets sick easily too. When that happens, Reki almost can't shut her up.
-She always asks for warmth even when she's 103 degrees, and good God, it bamboozles Reki to no end.
-Despite having little sisters, Reki gets sick a normal amount. He doesn't tell Nako when he does, but she's got a sixth sense about this kind of thing.
-She acts reluctant to take care of Reki, but in truth, Nako will not leave his side until he gets better.
EdeuxHive
-Kiiro only gets sick once in a blue moon, and when he does, it never lasts longer than thirty-six hours.
-Jaiyan, on the other hand, is prone to illness, and they almost can't function when they get sick.
-When they do, Kiiro refuses to let them do anything. Not that Jaiyan would've tried, because a fever is like pneumonia to their body.
-What Kiiro hates the most is when Jaiyan cries when they're sick, because it means they're in a lot of pain. It makes him feel like his heart is being shattered to pieces.
I wish I had someone like these guys to help me through what I'm going through 🥲 Why can't I get a girlfriend