I Mean - Blog Posts
I have so many carrots. For my house warming party tomorrow, I’m going to make carrot soup, carrot cake, and cut some carrot sticks, and I’ll still probably have over half of the carrots left. Heeeeeeelp meeeeeeee.
MAN you know what i'm thinking right now????
THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER AS SABO.
Oda pls make this happen he's literally perfect for sabo
PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE SEE MY VISION
Why only stars and not the whole universe ✨
But like imagine if you tease him and stop before he reaches his high and then switch tehe :)
Felix when you take his whole cock to the back your throat for the first time. He’s so overwhelmed with pleasure…your mouth is so warm, so wet, and your throat so tight …
WISC -Wolf In Sheep's Clothing -Story
-Synopsis -Prolog
AYOOO LETS GO!!! As a reward, you (and anyone else who might need some motivation) get a lil trophy :3
Everyone, remember to take care of yourselves and don't be too hard on yourself <2 have a nice day!
First win of the day; got out of bed
I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me
One day river has a dream. He's old. To his mind's eye, he looks like his grandfather. He's in a care facility exactly like the one he dropped David off at - except River isn't alone. There's another old man there, with hair wisped over a bald spot and gold half-rimmed glasses perched on a nose sculpted with unusual perfection, like someone's paid good money to erase any signs that it was ever broken. The man carries a cherry wood cane, although he rarely needs it, and he has a permanently fussy look stamped upon him, with his pristine coat and his bespoke house slippers.
In the evenings, the two of them retire to one of their rooms. Together, they sit at a small table barely fit to hold a tray, and they play cards. The card game they play, the only card game they ever play, is the only game they know that gives neither one a clear advantage. It's also the only card game they both hate. They both know this, although neither one wants to be the one that admits it first. That's the real game they're playing, and the first to crack loses.
If River squints, he can spot on the other man's temple, poorly hidden behind the thinning hair, the crackling, spidery web of an old scar.
The voice that speaks hasn't aged a day.
"Tell me, River. Did you ever become the best?"
River startles awake with tears on his face. He doesn't know why.
He's older than that voice now by a few years, and it's always going to stay that way.
(And he's still at Slough House.)
Au where everything is exactly the same except the player brought their dog.
Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.
“are astronauts….human?” SIMONE????????
he looks ight ig. he's nothing much. maybe a 6 on a good day. /j
just remembered I drew all of these in class... math, physics test, criminal law, and digital art. I drew the digital art one with her behind me UNKNOWINGLY. It was the biggest jumpscare ever.
my toxic trait is I will look at/say/learn something, and my first thought will often be "I wonder when that happened" or something of the sorts. Then I look it up.
I miss noirverse so bad guys . I need them to come home
Enough people pointed out how Loop looked like that meme in my previous art
Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
i walk onto the stage in front of many bsd fans. “ranpo edogawa has autism.” the crowd cheers. “i also think he has an eating disorder.” the cheering lessens, but the crowd is still on board. i take a deep breath. “ranpo edogawa canonically aligns with many symptoms of npd. i think hes a narcissist.” the cheering dies down. theres some displeased grumbles. “also—“ i brace myself— “he’s got ptsd from his years on the streets. hes probably got motor control issues.” people are starting to get up and leave. “he probably has a hard time walking, has blood sugar issues, and uses a mobility aid. and hes afraid of cops and guns, despite working with them all the time.” i am booed off the stage.
*kicks feet* uhuh yes, it’s a time loop fic *giggles* oh yes, yes, it’s horrid. Absolutely sick. *twirls cup of coffee* of course it can only end badly, who do tou take me for?
How do you feel about Megatron and Dinobot being exes
the thing about jujutsu kaisen is it really is as gay as everybody says and it is equal opportunity about it. yeah whatever the hell satosugu and itafushi got goin on but at the same time nobara’s backstory is like she was plucked out of an angsty yuri and accidentally put into a shonen. then two twin sisters who hate each other are fighting over her. megumi is telling yuji he never once regretted saving yuji and satoru is calling suguru his “one and only” meanwhile nobara talks about her literal ring of keys moment as a kid and thinking of her childhood best friend in her final moments. a BL and a GL at the same time we just don’t have time to unpack all of that bc bitches are dying left and right
Out of context spoilers
is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
KRS and Cale just assume every teenager acts like their brother because that's the only exposure to 18 year olds in their life.
KRS: life is meaningless, so we should enjoy every second by saving money and taking naps (too old to party, he wants to retire already)
Cale: understandable, I have a nice day (He outgrew his partying and getting black out drunk)
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Cale: life is too short to argue with your family, you need to spend every second showing them affection and how much you care about them (he didn't get to live with his family after his rebellious phase)
KRS: yeah (existing in the same room as his family every day even if they don't interact, because that's how family works????)
I like the idea of a twins au solely for one reason.
People looking at KRS (36 inside) (18 outside) and being like "is this kid really 18?"
Then looking at (og) Cale henituse (40 inside) (18 outside) and being like "ARE KIDS JUST LIKE THIS THESE DAYS???”
Then looking at literally any other young adult and being like "oh...is it a henituse thing?"
You know what? Im actually suprised arthur lester dosnt show obvious signs of brain damage, most of the time when you pass out for more than a few seconds or bleed to the point of unconciousness, there isnt enough oxygen getting to the brain, so theres some damage. Ill suspend my disbelief long enough to believe he isnt dieing after being out for that long, but you're telling me theres no brain fog? No speech dificulty? No coordination issues? Memory problems? Give Him Brain Damage
Okej, ale serio. Kto z tej radu uznał, że to świetny pomysł postawić Draala na straży mostu? Draala?!
MCU Reverse Role AU z Hero!Lokim (albo raczej Anti-Hero!Loki) i Villain!Thor