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Protective Family Sentence Starters
@jung1eboy // “I don’t think you should go. It doesn’t sound safe.”
" I'll be fine -- it's just a quick supply run. Nothing too bad. "
Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 11
@jung1eboy // "You're not telling me the truth."
" I'm not lying, either. I'm simply not saying anything. It's better than lying. " They go back to tinkering with their little experiment. " Mikey asked me not to tell you where he went so I'm not. "
Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 11
@jung1eboy // "I don't need to hear this."
" Then turn the tv off. " They pause, before reaching out and grabbing the remote off the table. " I know psychology may not be your main field but I, for one, quite enjoy being called out by the therapists on tv. "
A subtle smirk crosses their expression, and they sit up a bit straighter, a little more smug.
" Please do. They need the promotion. It's free advertisement, truly the best kind. "
THEIR WORDS ARE met with a hard stare with slightly furrowed brows. After a few moments, his lips curl ever so slightly into a smirk with a small huff.
“ Funny. I’m stealin’ that. “
Donnie offers a small smile, and they set the spider on the table and hand her the remote. " Sure, you can be my test pilot ! Here, make sure you hold it on both sides, like a video game controller. "
They press a button on the spider, and then the controller, and the spider whirrs to life, jumping like it'd been surprised. Donnie then turns the robot around, and all eight of its eyes look at Leia, as if anticipating her next move.
she jolts back at their sudden reaction, a blink for a pause, before she leans back forward to look at the creation in donnie's hand.
the sparkle in orange hues as leia notices it's a spider. ❛ SPIDER !! ❜ the word is repeated back, hands start to flap & a bounce accompanied with it, ❛ that is pretty cool uncle dee dee !! can i play with it ?? please please please ?? ❜
" I wanna put, like-- I wanna-- I wanna make, like...this one, t' like-- I wanna make it a different sound, y'know what I mean ? and then I can, like, press it. "
" -- like your mom. "
" ...fuck off. "
minimal tag dump for now
He's just tossing a Pokétoy through the hole in the wall of his guest room. His Mightyena is fetching it each time, happily wagging his tail.
"I fuckin' hate you so much rn."
...still. He did top. Sooo.
THIS MEANS HE'S THE ALPHA--
There's people staring at them now. At least they slowly return to their meals when Maxie calms down a tad.
"Thanks."
Archie orders, though his choices are limited to only a handful of options due to his stomach's sensitivities. But hey, at least they make gluten and lactose free malasada nowadays. It's still fried, but... hopefully it wouldn't be too bad. He adds a regular, cinnamon sugar coated malasada to the order for Maxie.
When he receives the two doughy treats, he promptly shoves Maxie's into his hands.
"Let's walk and talk."
Cue him just walking off. No need for people listening in. When they're away from the busy streets, he finally speaks up.
"My phone was busted. Didn't have materials to fix it up until today." He holds up a little bag with spare parts. "This is actually the first day I'm outside on my own in months."
❝ since when— ❞ he snaps again. ❝ i'm a volcanologist! i study volcanoes! use your head! ❞
but ‘since when’? one week ago. only within the last year has Maxie finally been permitted to leave Hoenn, and for research and collaboration purposes only. so here he was now, in Alola, to learn more during the next several weeks before returning to the strict oversight awaiting back home.
the running into Archie bit was entirely unintentional.
❝ can it wait?! ❞ incredulous, the Magma leader's tone remains sharp, irritated. yet, after a second's pause, the accusatory finger is lowered and Maxie scoffs. ❝ you've already kept me waiting for three weeks, i can wait a few more minutes … ❞
"...Does tha' mean I'm eatin' yer dinner?"
Now he feels bad. He was already shoveling the sashimi into his mouth and everything.
"I can save ya some."
She stuffed the cupcake partway in her mouth, making frosting get on her face.
"Oh!" She swallowed the bit she took " Kinda!I got it for later!"
She didn't even think twice about giving the food she bought to the other.
He looks down at the ring. Huh. Neat.
When she returns with the sashimi he can't help bit smile a little.
"Ya rearranged them f'r lil' ol' me?"
Man, he wished his stomach wasn't so sensitive, though. Not that he dislikes the food he can eat, it's just... a little limiting sometimes compared to a human.
"Thank you. --Wait did ya jus' have the sashimi on hand somewhere?"
Bee looked down at the cupcake, well for one she took the plastic water stone ring off, washed it off, and put it on his hand. "Here you can have this! One moment!"
She hurried off for a moment. She came back with another little container. This container just had some Sashimi on it, not the most expensive fish possible, but she kind of moved them in the package so they are kind shaped like a cupcake.
"Hows that?"
"...I can't have some o' tha', I'm afraid."
Curse his sensitive stomach... Part of him would eat the cupcake anyway, but... He's still healing a bit.
"They're super cool, tho'."
"Cupcake ingredients. I bought a pack of them. Um" Shes reading the back of the package.
"Four, Sugar, Egg, baking powder, salt, chocolate chips, butter, milk, and Vanilla iceing"
She looked at the cupcake.
"Oh and there is a little plastic ring that looks like a water stone on top!
@livingshinycharm asked: " HEY YOU!" She is there, but no fight, she brought him a cupcake.
"Finally someone who doesn't wanna fight!"
He's eyeing the cupcake, but...
"...What's the ingredient list?"
@intriguant might be making a mistake: steps closer with hands behind his back and nose upturned. he says nothing, but raises a brow quizzically. what do you want?
"..."
Okay yeah maybe he can't just. Bring up Hau and how he's teaching the kid some cool water moves.
Besides, wasn't he trying to be better about this?
In the end, he's just staring Faba down...
TM12:Taunt - Share some trash talk/pick a fight with someone.
Pokemon Asks: TMs (ORAS) - Accepting!
"Hey. Come closer."
Yeah Faba you're the target I'm afraid.
Tm07 hail
Pokemon Asks: TMs (ORAS) - Accepting! TM07:Hail - What bad habits do you have?
"...Bein' too cool?"
A beat.
"For real tho', uhh. I pick at my nails, 'n I drink sometimes, I guess? Bi' o' a people pleaser, too. Workaholic... 'n I don' get enough sleep. Usually, anyway."
Okay we'll stop there for now.
TM21:Frustration - How do you process or work through your emotions? TM22:Solar Beam - Do you have any aggressive traits?
Pokemon Asks: TMs (ORAS) - Accepting!
"...I'm gonna be honest with ya. I have no idea. Usually jus' let it all pile up or ignore them. Then they eventually jus' go away on their own."
As for aggressive traits...
"I mean, I like breakin' stuff sometimes, an' I am no' afraid t'throw punches if needed. So yeah, I guess?"
@wingbeatz (Maxie) asked: ❝ YOU !! ❞ uh oh, Maxie looks mad ( nothing new there ), and he's lunging forward to pointedly jab an extended index finger at the other man. ❝ i've emailed you twice in the last three weeks about a project with no reply. i thought, hm, maybe Archie is finally dead and i'm finally free of him. but here you are after all!! so are you ignoring me ?? ❞
"...Since when 're ya in Alola."
He's finally able to go outside for short periods of time again after his injuries. Finally able to use his legs again, and stay in human form for a bit... and then he runs into this guy.
Archie doesn't seem intimidated at all by the finger pointed at him, and instead just stares Maxie down. My guy this is the Malasada shop line.
"Can it wait? I can order in a mo'."
He's about to say something, but that'd totally ruin the moment, so he closes his mouth again.
Still, his expression probably says enough. He's literally pouting like a sore loser. If it weren't for these wounds...
Archie huffs, but soon enough he's pulled back in, the marking causing him to let out a groan. He feels a little useless, though, being stuck without much movement options. Maybe they could have another round when he was feeling better. Wait what?
The Aqua opts to pull Guzma closer, one hand roughly cupping his face and tugging him into another bitey smooch.
Yeah, nah. We're not moving anymore. As soon as Archie dared to try and get back on top, the same hand that until then was busy holding the former Aqua's jaw moved on his chest, all while its twin still tried to lift his shirt, making sure he wouldn't try anything weird.
Just as he realizes that, all things considered, he won that little match, Guzma finally dares to smirk, breaking the kiss with the umpteenth bite just to hiss at the scratches on his back, breathing against the other's lips before once again pushing himself against neck, leaving yet another mark on it.
At this point, he might as well keep on playing this game, yeah?
"Bwahaha!!"
More laughter echoes through the room as Archie plucks a Pokéball from the belt clip. He tosses it into the air, and out comes his Muk. An unpleasant aroma fills the air as the Pokémon cries out angrily.
"Wouldn't dare dissapoint now, would I? Who d'ya take me fer?"
A wave of his hand, and the Poison-type starts preparing a Sludge Wave to toss at the opposing Sylveon.
Of course he does.
Again, maybe she should be scared. Maybe she shouldn't be staying here and responding to his laugh with a chuckle of her own. Maybe she should just leave and leave the world saving situation to the Champion.
"Kind of expected that, yeah!"
Her PokèBall was thrown in the air one last time before she finally released her Sylveon, who laaaazily stretched as soon as he landed on the battlefield-to-be. So calm.
"Try to be at least a little bit better than your grunts, okaaaay?"
"Wonder how the final round's gonna go..."
"Well, yeah, I've seen a fair bi' o' it all. But I still haven't seen e'rythin'."
The ocean was vast, after all. And deep, too. The depths were rather scary... Even for him.
"Ya really wanna go down there?"
"The ocean is really pretty! Now that I live near it I want to be able to explore it"
She seemed to drift off in thought a .oment bwfore looking back at him.
" I bet youve explored a ton of it!"
"Guess he jus' don' like me, then." Wouldn't be the first person who didn't like him in this house.
"But yer learnin' t'swim then? That's good. The ocean's nice f'r the most part."
"Yeah! That's him" she had a big smile on her face. "Though he diesnt seem to ba angry around me"
"Like a seashell..." He's imagining it now. That must be super awkward indeed. "So Jacks... Tha's the angry guy, ri'?"
"I....dont know. Never learned...Big bro Jacks has been trying to teach me though. But when I tried on my own i3 just kind of flopped and washed up on shore like a seashell
A very awkward seashell "