@emimothvine is the one to come up with the incorrect quote, I just drew it. And really shitty at that. But I hope you like it! Especially you Emi. I would love some feedback on it.
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Lmao there's the 4th panel. And then the rest of it lol. Anyways, the paper was a bit crumpled when I was erasing but all in all I turned out fairly well!
Todoroki, carrying a large box: what would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day
Midoriya: . . .
Midoriya: what's in the box
Todoroki: . . .
Midoriya: Todo, what's in the box
Bakugou: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Kirishima: Doing my homework while Aizawa-sensei is collecting it.
Bakugou: ...
Reporter: All Might how are you finding teaching the next generation of future heros?
All Might: Great! ... But they use so much slang. Have no idea what they're even saying anymore.
(flashback to various points the previous day)
Uraraka: Yes All Might spill that tea.
Aoyama: All Might that drip is iconic.
Todoroki: I'm dead.
Izuku: You can't be mad at me I'm baby.
Kirishima: Big yikes.
Bakugou: All Might you truly are the goat.
All Might: I just hold my hand out for a fist bump and hope for the best.
bakugou: oh my god kaminari, you’re so fkn stupid
izuku:
bakugou:
izuku: *stare*
bakugou: okay, kaminari denki, if any of my words hurt or offended you in any possible way, i didn’t actually mean it, it was not my intention, so please forgive me, I am deeply sorry of everything i did.
kaminari: *visible confusion*
kirishima: *whispering* bakubro, blink twice if you are being held hostage
15 year old Mineta: who are you?
25 year old Mineta: I am you but older and i respect women. All women are queens!
15 year old Mineta: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT!!1!
25 year old Mineta, crying: why are you like this-
i think at some point, when izuku became sassy and confident, he would be just joking around about his “childhood trauma” in a sarcastic way and bakugou would be like super concerned about it, thinking that maybe he’s doing something wrong.
Izuku, being ironic: aah jeez i’m so tired i would jump off a roof to kill myself..
Bakugou, being genuinely worried: no please, don’t do that, i love you, is it my fault?
The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*
All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!
Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.
Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*
Kurogiri: ...
Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?
Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.
Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*
Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!
Twice: Like the economy!
Emergency meeting
Katsuki : vote deku
Uraraka : why
Katsuki : because I hate him
Bakugo: alright, listen up you assholes
Bakugo: not you lego kiri, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
denki: i talked to bakugo today, and apparently, he and izuku broke up
kirshima: oh, how awful
denki: kirishima, you're smiling
kirishima: am i? hmm
Bakugo: This bloodline ends with me.
Kirishima: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay."
kirishima: don't come to the loft
denki: why?
kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore
kirishima, sitting on bakugos's lap: tell me I'm pretty
bakugo, lovingly: pretty fucking annoying is what you are
kirishima, blushed: i love u too
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he can’t just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: we’re playing monopoly!
kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
Bakugo: Happy Halloween. Have some candy hearts.
Kirishima: ow Thanks bro!!! but that’s the wrong holiday–
Bakugo: No it’s not. I am in love with you. Happy f*cking Halloween.
kirishima:
kirishima: have you decided on a halloween costume yet?
Bakugo: yeah. I'm gonna dress up as an idiot.
Denki: *coming into the room* hey bakubro, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow.
kirishima: hey bakubro, we need more halloween candy.
Bakugo: but there's only been like four kids?!
Kirishima: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
Sero: there are 3 chairs and we are 5, what do we do?
mina: bring 2 more chairs
Bakugo: Kirishima sits on my lap and we kill kaminari
kirishima: bakubro no-
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!
Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-
Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-
Kirishima: why did you move?
Bakugo: I thought you would attack me
Kirishima: I was going to hug you!
Bakugo: why would you hug me?
Kirishima: why would I attack you?!
Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.
Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.
Kirishima: [makes a joke]
Bakugo: [laughs]
Kirishima:
Kirishima: You laughed.
Bakugo: Uhm yeah.
Kirishima: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
Sero: I told Bakugo his ears get red when he lies, look.
Sero: Hey Bakubro, do you love Kirishima?
Bakugo, covering his ears: NO!!