Incorrect Quotations - Blog Posts
Being a pack mama should be tiring (๑´˘`๑)♡
game night gone a little wrong (๑•᎔•๑)
Vincent: So what do you do for a living
Thomas: I hunt and kill zombies
Vincent: The fuck no you don't
Thomas: Have you ever seen one?
Vincent: No?
Thomas: Then you are fucking welcome
Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
Marinette: Fuck the rich
Sol, breathless: please do
Marinette: What?
Sol: What?
Marinette: What?
Lyn, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Marinette: Wait-
Thomas: I don't deserve your love.
Vincent: No, Tommy, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!
Thomas: You know that's not true, Vin-
Vincent: You can only accept mine, though.
Thomas:
Vincent: I get jealous easily.
Marinette: Love at first sight doesn't exist.
Sol:
Sol: then how else do you explain how I felt when I first saw you?
Marinette:
Marinette: you love me?
Sol: apparently not, according to you.
a typical day at the Royal Academy and Resistance Japan and they have a friendly match
Preston: [ see Chiara and Quentin talking *cough* flirting*cough*]
Dracon: you're silent dwarf, what's going on?
Preston: You can't plan a murder out loud....
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Aìme: hey Kia, are you french? Cause Quentin Eiffel for you!
Chiara: I'm Italian, Idiota...
Aìme: well I'll try buddy [to Quentin]
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Aìme: wow girl you new dress look great, Kia
Chiara: aww ty Aìme!
Chorons: but it's look much better on Quentin's floor, don't you think Aime?
Aìme: oh yes!
Quentin: are you two hitting on Chiara for me..?
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Dracon: Preston and I are just friends
Preston: yeah
Rex: [sneezes]
Rex: sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit
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Chiara: hmm?
Jude:hmmm
Chiara: hmm.hmmm
Jude and Jude: 'nod to each other'
David: did they just understan each other??
it's a compilation of some humor about my Kisaku family AU
Chiara Sharp (My OC): oh come on Preston, I know you have a crush on him!
Preston: How many times do I have to tell you, I don't have a crush on Dracon!
Chiara: but I didn't say who~
Preston: ...
Lucian: I knew it!!
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Joe: you have just tell to him, "you have beautiful eyes" okay?
David: yes, it's a great idea!! *he goes to Jude*
David: i have beautiful eyes! *in the midest of a gay panic attack*
Jude: okay?
Joe: oh good lord, Dave why...
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Chiara: *twist some bandages on Miyabino's hands* you need to be more careful when you train...you know I care about you
Preston: i know Chiara and I appreciate it, but can you put me down, please, it's embarrassing...
Chiara: what do you mean?
Preston: *is sitting on her lap like a little child* you know what I mean but then can you wait until the team and assistants leave before you take me and treat me like a child?!
Chiara: No *smiles lovingly at him*
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David: good morning! *looks at Jude* Your hair is a mess
Jude: YOUR LIFE IS A MESS! *after stopping a fight between Caleb and Chiara over who decided the Resistance Japan training sessions*
David: but you're my life...
Jude: i'm both insulted and very in love with you...
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David: Don't talk or text like that to my son ever again!
Dracon: you mean our son
Dracon: he call me daddy too~
Chiara: i gonna kill you....
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Chiara: Uncle Caleb Uncle Joe guess what!!
Caleb/Joe: what?
Chiara: I was making something that start with P and ends with orn!!
Joe:WHAT!?!
Caleb: okay kid, good job and good luck to tell to your parents
Chiara: no Uncle Caleb it's popcorn! :)
Caleb to Joe: please remind me why Jude and David chose her at the orphanage...
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Vexy: I could smurf Storm.
Smurfette: In a fight right?
Vexy: :)
Smurfette: In a fight….right?
Lily: I know you’re in smurf with her.
Storm: Im not in smurf with Vexy.
Lily: I didnt even smurf her name.
Storm:…..Smurf off.