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marsapolis

1 year ago

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this is Garf's sunroom, bathroom, living room, and kitchen, respectively. my header image is his office! (sorry no poetry today :/)

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every day when i wake up i take a womans multivitamin and think "everyones divided on if these work or not, maybe i shouldnt even take them :(" and then proceed to say out loud "im not even a woman lol." i then grab my balls out of the saline solution i soak them in overnight, to keep them taught, and stick em back on me to continue my day! its so easy being green! or whatever the fuck that frog said!

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whimsy garfield whimsical what am i doing with my life whimsigoth kermit garf i love him<3 whimsigothic whimsigothaesthetic whimsycore whimsigoth room garfield is my pfp hes so into interior design i always post right before bed and it gives me weird dreams its not easy being green fucking idiot bitch frog i hate that dumb frog bitch he gave child me an anxiety disorder im laying in bed with a vibrator on my chest writing tags for tumblr to giggle at with a single candle burning in the distance womanhood am i right guys?

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bisexualmothmanfan

2 months ago

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus