James And Sirius - Blog Posts
james: hey…what if mike was actually short for micycle?
lily: it’s 3 in the morning, and i swear to merlin if you don’t shut up, you will wake up without a tongue.
james: *mumbling* sirius would’ve found it funny…
lily: then by all means, go sleep with him instead.
plot: mother james is nagging sirius to get his transfiguration essay done.
james: it’s due TOMORROW MORNING, and it’s 9:15 pm, get a move on already!
sirius: well you said it yourself, it’s 9:15…which is basically 9:30 which means that it’s almost 10:00 and i really have to be in bed by 11:00. so…i haven’t the time to do anything, really.
me: i don’t chase, i attract.
the guy i like: *exists*
me:
plot: the slytherins are failing to get into the gryffindor common room to get sirius and james who just pulled another prank on them, while the two potter boys blast “insane in the brain” by cypress hill.
james: *dancing on a table* cops, come and try to snatch my crops.
sirius: *twerking by the portrait hole* these pigs wanna blow my house down.