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Tosses this to the wind
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I love when Wolverine's metal bones are showcased
*KLONG*
*KLANG*
Drawing this later <3333
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
GENIUS
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny
like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.
Quoth the roommate (when talking about wolverine’s height in comics): “He would sink like a small pebble.”
(bc of his adamantium and small size just in case the context was lost)
the shit i do for tumblr
also shitpost
asskisser x asskicker
ive never gravityed a fall in my life
bare with me okay ive never watched gravity falls
blood version for all you goons out there
keep holding onto that last thought and while you do take a crack at him, why don’tcha? (no blood version)
;]
patch has an eyepatch. you know who else is sometimes depicted with an eyepatch.
just hold onto these for me, ok?
“but his healing factor-“ let me have my fun ok pls
i cant do more than a bust or i’ll explode
Can y’all watch him for me? I got class.
hello patch nation
Omg this is the cutest thing i have ever seen
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Evo and first movie trilogy feature this Logan and Rogue dynamic the best!
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One of the greatest dynamics. Did it come from comics or from 2000s movies?
jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants
she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.
AND got him to shave his side burns for a day
(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)
*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!
*it's jubilee's birthday* logan : well jubes i'll gift ya some of my assets jubilee : ew no , i already have my natural assets. logan : you got none, darling. 'sides there practical stuff, you know for the long term part. and i got plenty jubilee :i still don't need yours! logan : *realises what she is talking about* *facepalms* jubilee : what
general consensus: logan looks better with long hair just like akihiro
*comment which hairstyles will look good at him-- maybe something old fashions maybe some curls
:-)
logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers
please he's being practical
logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball
logan has just as many library cards as he has fake passports
whenever he disappears, people always assume he goes of to some forest to unwind for a day, but sometimes he slinks of to the local library and nobody knows
this is his other casual hiding spot
tumblr you inspire me
somewhere, sometime ago in the depths of tumblr, i distinctly remember reading a post where the headcanon was that all the guys in the sniktfam can sing pretty good while the gals might as well shred your ears with their voice to some extent.
now here's my logan-centric thought:
as a young chap trying to get by he comes across a band of people with musical instruments. he gets along, they don't mind him, he slowly learns the trick to learn all instruments in a jiffy. he plays some really well and sings along, people like his voice.
some rich folk liked it too. they asked him to learn a nice song with the violin. no problem for our scrappy guy, he somehow manages it.
after then he gets house calls or to sing and play violin to house parties. so this turned out to be a well paying side-gig when he's not doing his murder business
just to project myself onto him, he sees something/skills he likes or is interested in, maybe buys some of it, does his impulsive , obsessive research on it and learns it really well
its not an obvious conversation topic, but once your on it , our silent guy becomes a chatterbox.
and where's the best place to indulge in knowledge acquisition and have lone time/ avoid talking --- the library!!!
I feel like we all need to understand that Wolverine being a gruff badass loner is a surface level facade of Logan, because once the battle ends and you get closer to Logan you realise that Logan is....kinda a fucking nerd?
He's a damn weeb (love it or hate it) and he reads loads of books (literature teacher/librarian Logan?! Please someone write a fic about Logan being like a grouchy old lady librarian at a small library or bookstore. Like I bet he would talk about books with random students.).
He learns whole new skills to impress his partner (wife-guy Logan? Let him pull that Gomez Addams shit, they're both short kings who aren't conventionaly atractive so why not go all the way?).
Also he canonicaly can't swim for shit, whitch considering all his skills, that is pretty funny (mostly due to his skeleton rather than a lack of ability to swim).
who inspired wolverine to get that hairstyle and what hairgel he uses which lasts for days man!!
in a good mood, nothing crashing or catching fire, he has nothing to do, he's restless. he CLEANS. 1st starts with cleaning the tops and shelves of his room, then wipes the little stuff , organizes this stuff/ clothes by season and utility, makes the bed, clears the beer bottles. you can't see a spec of dust where its not supposed to be.
2nd sort of tidies up the common area 3rd leaves people shocked, "when did you become a neat freak?"
Lots of people say Logan is a messy person. I have to disagree. (Not disrespecting your opinion of course!) I think, he is fairly tidy. He was in the military for years, where the rooms are regularly checked, the beds have to be made a specific way as well as how clothes are stored in the locker. Also of the glimpses we see in movies and comics and cartoons his room always seems tidy. Everything stored neatly and no laundry lying around. In the first movie where Rogue looks into his RV and notices the laundry hanging on a makeshift line, dirty dishes and boxes with stuff lying around, (he doesn't even have a mattress, he either sleeps on the floor or in cheap motels) i think that's because he was deeply depressed. He was going from place to place for 15 years at that time, with no memories of who he was or where he came from. He would drink his sorrows away at bars, taking on occasional jobs like bouncer or cage fighter. It depends on Logan's well being how he treats himself and his surroundings. Is he doing well he will take care of himself and be tidy. Is he not, he will neglect himself and his living space will be messy.
That being said, i can totally imagine him being the one to remind Wade to clean up after himself and have nothing lying around, that Althea could fall over. Often Logan comes home, Wade is still somewhere, and he will wash the scattered clothes in the sink, because he doesn't wanna bother with the washing machine and he knows how to wash by hand. He will do the dishes by hand also and sweep the apartment, because he hates the noise the vacuum makes. Wade calls him his "house-husband"
logan is a disney princess talking to animals in harmony with nature there's enough proof already