James Logan Howlett - Blog Posts
guuuyyyyys i got a headcanon!!!!!!!!! one of logan's first jobs as a youth was at a morgue basically cutting up and examining bodies, sorta preserving them for a while for their funerals, carving tombstones, the works.. i.e. learning to do everything you do at a morgue and a funeral home hence he learns how to professionally/ medically dissect bodies. very good for his murder business ..... good good. also, and most importantly, he had learned to do makeup.... on corpses for funerals. so naturally when he ever went to a party, he’s always decked out in elegant funeral clothes, resembling morticia addams, a bit macabre but captivating
in the beginning of their relationship, i mean when they joined the x men, how did they bond? i don't know and i shall create a headcanon.
they both are comfortable with nudity, and don't mind sunbathing...
So, they both sunbath naked together cause i think the x men at that time were not okay with nakey nakey. they do it at ororo's green house cause its private; they just enjoy each others company
ororo, is logan your designated hair stylist?
he always does her mohawk, so is it a stretch to assume he does her hair on other occasions
maybe they're lounging around, her hair is loose, maybe logan wants to run his fingers through it and see if it feels like clouds, and maybe she wants something elaborate. not like she has anywhere to go and logan just feels like doing something with his hands.
the next couple hours are now spent with ororo sitting between logan's legs reading her book, and logan is braiding the smallest braids across her head in detailed patterns with absolute focus
both are happy :-)
logan don't lie to me.
your tiddies were always out and proud, long before you were
THERE'S EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE SIR!!!!!
AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE !!! *pointing at you, reader*
some kid tries to touch his hair cause why not, logan immediately shifts his head away without looking. the kid tries again and again, but logan dodges until he is too uncomfortable with the attempt and hisses and shows the full length of the canines he keeps hidden, with his pupils constricted almost entirely (sort of like a scared animal/ cat). the kid jumps back and logan then slowly and softly says "stop....please...don't do that out of nowhere ....". logan then feels really uncomfortable and walks to some place else.
eventually after a couple of years, when he is more comfortable being around kids in the mansion, he does let them pet his head and play with his hair... only if the politely ask his permission first.
after that, everytime a kid asks to touch his hair he obliges without a thought. he winds up being a practice mannequin for anybody who wants to do braid his hair. he actually likes beads and accessories on his hair if it doesn't pull at his hair.
K back 2 logan:
Him learning to accept hugs. You *cannot* tell me that he isn't touch starved. The man lived in the woods. He was homeless. He was sad.
I feel like he jumps like a cat whenever someone tries to hug him the first few times
tiny people problem
logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?
assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.
he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight
so, what does he do?
if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.
if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....
next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)
( heee hee heee! )
if you have silly headcanons, reblog and comment!!
:-) :-)
if he does stories i bet he does bedtime lullabies. not the little cutesy ones, like 'twinkle twinkle little star', but like bad ass ones he sorta heard growing up or something he made up
he doesn't know any lullabies as such, so as lullabies he sings old old songs which brought him comfort to the little kids, basically deep meaningful songs.
maybe one of the songs revolve around a child traveling the cold icy terrain of canada, walking through the woods all alone, always learning something about himself through the surrounding nature and wildlife?
all the kids love it and now pester him to sing a lullaby especially the tiny tots. :-)
maybe he secretly tucks them in at night ;-)
the image of Logan having semi-regular storytimes about his missions/adventures with little life lessons in them is all thats running thro my mind now
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