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Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)
Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet
James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?
Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT
James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?
Remus: different parts of the pig
James: oh there all the same pig
James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences
Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier
Sirius: … what!?
Remus: legs have a larger salt count
Peter: ye
Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg
James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass
Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life
James: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Lily: I’d walk past you and hope you get Stepped on.
James: *starts tearing up*
Sirius: *senses soemthing is wrong, starts bolting to the common room crashing through many walls and floors*
Sirius: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO JAMES!
Sirius: I would still love you if you were a worm! Infact I would give you a little home with other worm friends and feed you
Lily: you’d make him compost?
Sirius and James pureblood mindset: what is compost?
James was actually really good at singing, he just never showed it because he thought it was embarrassing. The only person who ever heard him sing was regulus, completely by accident of course. Regulus was a bit late to meeting James at the astronomy tower one night, James decided to take the time alone to sing aloud a song he had stuck in his head (he always had something stuck in his head). Regulus was mesmerised by the sound and ended up being later than he expected, just because he was standing listening to James sing. James from then on would sing to regulus, whether he was having a panic attack or just sitting together and regulus asks, James would sing for him.
After they broke up, regulus found himself mumbling songs that meant something to him and james. James however, never sang again.
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think
James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax
Marlene: just eat the wax, I would
Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss
James: na I like living
Marlene: chicken
James: you do I then if your so tough
Marlene: kk!
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32
Barty: *holding coca-cola*
James: is that open? Can I have it?
Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it
James: die
Barty: 😊
James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.
Barty: I’m happy I got Coke
James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 30
James: can I have some context for the new rule, must love Thomas Jefferson miku binder
Mary: you have to love him, if you don’t you’ll get hexed
Sirius: ong he’s mid
Marlene: (proceeds to launch Sirius across the common room) yeah I take Thomas Jefferson miku binder very seriously
Lily: how dare he disrespect Thomas Jefferson Miku binder
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 27 maybe
Remus: I think the Virgin Mary is in the trees
Sirius: should’ve gone to spec savers
Remus: I hate you
James: I have spare glasses, and a strong prescription
Remus: fuck you I have 20/20 vision
Remus: BUT THE VIRGIN MARY IS GENUINELY IN THE TREES!
James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26
James: so who is going to the picnic?
Peter: I am!
Sirius: so am I!
Remus: sorry I’m sick that day
Sirius: stop planning your sickness
Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 24
James: dude are you ever so tired you start awake dreaming?
Lily: yes it’s a disorder
James: ah
James: lovely!
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23
Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?
James: It is what you put on letters
Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters
Peter: I hire carrier pigeons
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16
James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!
Sirius: that’s not creepy!
James: yeah!
Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically
Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?
James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!
Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!
James: whatcha playing
Peter: chess
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 9
James: that’s gay!
Sirius: I’m not gay
James: are too.
Sirius: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOTHER DANCES ON!
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?
James: ITS PINK!
Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?
James: it’s da shade bruh
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6
Effie: does you milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
James: I sure hope not I’d report them for trespassing
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4
James: are you having family issues?
Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.
Marauders era charcters as thing my friends have said part 1
James: Remus, if you could date me or Sirius. Who would you pick?
Remus (almost immediately): Sirius
Sirius: wait what
I play “you’re losing me” three times Infront of a mirror until he appears behind me. James potter.
James Potter never lived in a world without Lily. She was born first and died second.
If the Marauder’s were born anytime in the 2000’s I’m only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.
To him it’s a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.
Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.
After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hit’s December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.
Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.
British people have always had an unexplainable hatred for the French. I need it to be explored in this friend group dynamic immediately.
The amount of casual conversations me and my brother have had about exploding France and turning it into a large snow globe is impossible to count, so tell me
Why aren’t the marauders planning to prank the entire country of France because Sirius happened to let his accent slip during breakfast, and now they want to remove croissants and pain au chocolats from the entire globe because it made them laugh too hard
We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to
it’s been over a year since i read it and this fic still has me in a chokehold
Their ship(romantic or platonic idk) name being eclipse is something really cute to me
In another world I think James Potter and Sirius Black started the ‘would you love me if I was a worm?’ trend by asking the question then transfiguring pictures of themselves into one. I can’t even explain my reasoning behind this, it just makes a stupid amount of sense to me.
Guys I just came up that the reason why the Dark Lord died. It wasn’t because of Lily’s love but cause of Voldemort. Let me explain,
So we don’t know how to make a horcrux, we can guess that it probably has to do with sacrificing/murdering someone. It makes sense that you have to take a life in order to gain a longer lifespan through preserving the soul. Every time we’ve seen Voldy make a horcrux, it usually is tied to him killing someone to obtain it.
This leads me to my next point. What if Voldemort went to the Potter’s with the intention of creating an 8th horcrux. Not Harry but something else. It makes sense. If you were an egotistical homicidal maniac who heard a prophecy for telling your death. And you’ve decided to go kill that person and their whole family. Why not make another Horcrux using the deaths of said Vanquisher and his family?? It would make sense also for Voldemort to use their deaths to make a horcrux. Cause Tom Riddle is a Egotistical Dramatic bitch and more important that BitchTM even if he only has 10% of a nose. The man purposely tracked down the most Famous magical artifacts (some of which had been lost for centuries) to make into Horcruxes. There’s no way he would pass up a chance like this to be as symbolic and extra as shit and make a Horcrux.
So Voldemort goes to the Potter’s house with the intention of not only killing Harry Potter, the boy supposedly destined to kill him, but also has the plan to use The Potter’s deaths for a horcrux. And this is where Lily comes in.
Lily’s death is what was needed to turn Harry into a horcrux.
Perhaps the ritual just went wrong or something. Since we don’t know how a horcrux is made, we can’t say. Harry isn’t a proper horcrux anyways, but it makes sense that he became a sort of Horcrux. The ritual part of killing someone was done right before the Soul was “infused” into him. And Lily’s death was what was needed for part of Voldemort’s soul to latch onto Harry instead of just disappearing. So instead of Lily’s love killing Voldemort. It was his only ego of trying to make an 8th horcrux that “killed him”.
So while it wasn’t Lily’s love necessarily that destroyed the Dark Lord. Her dying to protect her son was what vanquished the Dark Lord. Her death directly vanquished the Dark Lord the first time. And indirectly (through Harry) vanquished him for good.
[James and Regulus making out]
Sirius, walking in: Hey Prongs— Wh—
Sirius, yelling: Get your hands off my brother you fuck!
James: [raises hands]
Sirius: Now, what the the actual hell is—
Regulus: [also raises hands]
Sirius: Why the fuck are YOUR hands up, Reg
Regulus: I—
Regulus: I didn’t know which brother you meant
Harry suffered his whole childhood in a cupboard under the stair and his fans are like “So cool! I'm gonna have my room in a cupboard under the stair!!”
Harry would strangle most of you.