I’m sick but still getting this out chat 🫡
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part one / part two / part three / part four (you’re here!!!) / part five / ???
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Teaching Sukuna how to cook wasn’t as simple as you expected it to be.
At first, he constantly told you about how he was the king of curses, and didn’t need to cook for himself. And then, he used Uraume, saying that they could cook for him.
Of course, being the self-centred jackass he is, you knew this would come up; but you never really thought about him.. yknow, touching the stove.
You started off simple, with Kraft Mac n Cheese.
He’ll get it pretty easily, right?
Oh, just how wrong you were.
First, you handed him the pot and told him to fill it with water. And of course, he made a fuss about how he wasn’t to be pushed around at his position.
Either way, he did it, obviously.
There wasn’t a problem there, nor was there a problem them you showed him how to turn the burner on.
“This contraption is odd.” He said bluntly, as if he wasn’t over a thousand years old.
You gave a laugh, of course, before making small talk as you waited for the water to boil.
Once the water started to boil, you helped him pour the noodles in after taking the cheese packet out.
Although, his curiosity got the better of him and he simply put one of his fingers into the water. You immediately began to fret, after all, he’s just put his hand into boiling water.
“Why are you panicking? It’s simply warm water.” The King of Curses scoffed at your panicking.
Makes sense why his baths are hotter than the surface of the sun now…
Needless to say, he’s not one for cooking.
posting this early for mr anon in my ask box
imagining cuddling and napping with Poly!SatoSugu
These two men are both clearly very strong, stronger than your average Jujutsu Sorcerer, but they’re also both so incredibly… stupid.
They’re very attached to each other and you, which is why, when cuddling them, you’re simply suffocating between them.
When it’s a particularly stressful day, or night, for any of you, you’re always squished between the two of them. And I mean squished.
They’re both fond of cuddling if everyone is able to be held, so you’re in the middle while the two men squeeze against you in order to hold one another as well.
If you happen to fall asleep, they loosen their grip. After all, they don’t want to hurt you by squeezing you too hard while you’re asleep.
Now, if they both fall asleep, you may hear them talk in their sleep, Satoru more than Suguru. You’ll hear Satoru say so many things, talking about mochi, different types of cake, etc.
You’ve also heard Satoru mutter something along the lines of ‘domain expansion’ before continuing to snore. You and Suguru are so incredibly lucky he hasn’t accidentally set off Infinite Void in his sleep, both in the middle of the night and while napping.
Suguru’s sleep-talk is much cuter. He says different nicknames that he has for you and Satoru, and you haven’t heard much else.
But either way, you’re pretty positive that they both dream about your little throuple constantly.
bro I have like 50 jjk drafts but no jjk asks. this is all me coming up with ideas like there’s no tomorrow.
screw you this is becoming a series :)
p.s. i don’t know if Yuji can drive canonically since I’m not caught up with the manga 100% but in my heart he absolutely has no idea how and is literally incapable of learning how
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Ryōmen Sukuna learning how modern technology works
part one / part two (you’re here!) / part three / part four / part five / ???
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teaching the Ryōmen Sukuna how to drive, was not something you saw coming when he got his true form back.
of course, he was tied to his nephew, Yuji Itadori, due to his untrustworthiness as being the “King of Curses”.
this task of teaching the said King of Curses how to drive, was bestowed upon you, and you alone, once he became attached to you.
after all, it’s not like Yuji could teach his uncle to drive, he can’t even drive himself!
Ryōmen clearly thinks that this is a “waste of his time”, and “why should he learn to drive if he can walk”, or whatever else he said, you weren’t entirely paying too much attention.
the first lesson does not go smoothly at all whatsoever.
it takes months for him to get the grasp of it, but as soon as he learns and he’s actually capable of going out on the road; he refuses to.
“it’s a waste of my time.” he says, getting out of the car.
you’ve tried to tell him that it’s actually faster than walking, but he refuses to listen.
that’s the King of Curses for you.
…should I make a series of sukuna getting used to new, modern things
not my best work 😔
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part one (you’re here!!) / part two / part three / part four / part five / ???
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imagining the Ryōmen Sukuna being forced to play video games for the first time.
let’s say it’s the modern era, and somehow he gets his true form back again.
the first thing he’s doing? being forced by you, of all people to play a new game.
having been stuck inside of his nephew for some time, he gets the gist of video games, but doesn’t quite understand the appeal.
“…what is ‘Grand Theft Auto V’?” is the first question he asks you
you thought it would be the perfect game for him, assuming he wouldn’t break your computer after some npc insults him, the violence, the guns, you thought he’d enjoy it.
“it was either that or Skyrim,” you shrugged in response, laughing upon his confusion clearly growing.
he scoffs and opens the game, muttering something about the game being a waste of his time.
the intro has him interested, hostages, killing people, it’s just his thing.
after some time, he grows bored and simply stands, one pair of hands on his hips and the other crossed over his chest.
he stands there for a moment, staring directly at you, before turning around and leaving.