Joaquin Phoenix - Blog Posts

I don't trust any of these yet my heart still goes wild whenever I hear/see something about it 🥺😭💗

Real , dreaming or some kind of cruel joke?😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😭😭😭💔

goddamMIT

YOU ARE FUELING MY THIRST HOO MAMA 😫❤

Ledger!Joker x JP!Joker headcanons 👀 ??

(Edit isn’t mine, made by Anarchy Graphics! They have really cool edits you should check them out!)

(A/n): 👀 HEY THERE DEAR ANON! Your wish is my command ;)) sorry I kinda added some smut hope that’s okie! HEHEH also @pennyship​ and I are writing a massive fucking one-shot about the duo! We’re thinking of turning this into a series if anyone’s interested?

Pairing: JP! Joker x reader x Heath!Joker

Warnings: NSFW, BDSM themes, swearing.

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Together

Okay first things first, they will have a hard time ‘sharing’ you. They’re both really assertive characters and their personalities would for sure clash. 

They’re very competitive. 

What’s probably even weirder is how they resolve their arguments. If you expect them to sit down and shake it out b o i you’re dead wrong.

Honestly, if you catch them in the middle of doing some stupid shit, don’t be surprised.

More often than not, you feel like the mediator between them. You kind of keep them balanced – stop them from going overboard, though admittedly, it’s rare when they reach such a point. 

Their unspoken contest keeps them on their toes and that’s just how they like it.  

They also really appreciate how you spare them the psychoanalysis – they get enough of it when they’re thrown into Arkham and treated like odd spectacles. 

They’re really possessive/protective. If someone even so much as thinks of threatening you, or, even more idiotic, makes it known they ARE, best believe they’re bringing out the big guns. They’ll rain hellfire upon them. This is perhaps the only time where the dynamic duo can work together. 

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A lot of the times they take their frustration out in other activities. If something doesn’t go as ‘planned,’ you’re gonna have a hard time walking tomorrow.  

(Coming back to their ‘rivalry’), they’ll leave hickeys on your neck – VISIBLE ONES MIGHT I ADD – just so the other can see. This often leads to more hickeys from the other. 

Threesomes. Sorry, not sorry. (Will go into detail in an upcoming fic hehe). 

Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker

This. Man. Is. Touch-starved. 

You heard me, folks. He loves touching you. This isn’t exclusive to sex either, honestly, he’s happy with even the smallest displays of affection. 

He’s also much kinder than Heath’s Joker AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT is that he’s more open with his affections (see Heath’s section for deetz). 

Loves loves loves your smile and your laugh! Every time he snatches a laugh roused by one of his puns or jokes, he’s ecstatic! “You should laugh more,” “you have a pretty smile.” His compliments aren’t always worded the greatest, but you know he means well, his sincerity shining through. 

Coupled with the soft smile which almost always follows your joy, it’s enough on its own to convey his thoughts. 

The man is incredibly playful and is a relentless flirt. He doesn’t CARE who’s around, he will make it known what nasty things he’s thinking about AND what nasty things he wants to do to you. If it wasn’t for your own protests which are occasionally worn down, he’d take you in front of others. He literally does not care.

Example: when you least expect it, you’ll feel a firm slap against your ass, or sometimes less overt, a grab. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out who it is. 

To reiterate, he absolutely has no shame. 

Arthur is big on aftercare. He’ll make sure you know how much he loves you. He gets really attached, and his actions communicate this more than his words. Aftercare manifests itself in many forms: cuddling, bubble baths, making sure he hasn’t harmed you in any way, offering sweets.

Nicknames

“Angel.”

“Darling.”

“Doll.” (Heath’s Joker also uses this). 

“Sugar.” He often uses this when he’s mad, for example, “okay, listen, sugar.”

“Sweetheart.”

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Depending on how Arthur’s feeling, funky time can either be really rough or, if he’s feeling a lil extra sentimental, very you-oriented. 

He’s a passionate man and seeing how his touch leads to your unravelling is truly one of the highlights for him. 

Above all, Arthur’s favourite thing is hearing the way his name spills from your lips – feeling the way you cling onto him as he plunges into you. Your expression of euphoria’s something that’s etched into his brain, like fine glass.   

An added bonus for him is thinking about how antsy your loud moans make Heath’s Joker. 

Gunplay → Arthur’s slender fingers indent your thighs as he spreads them apart, a sudden metallic chill brushing up against the flesh. Prodding at your entrance with the barrel and slowly pushing in, his slow teasing thrusts morph into a steady pace when you’re practically pleading him to let you cum. 

Orgasm Denial → Arthur, being the mischievous boi he is, will damn well make sure he drags everything out. He loves to hear you beg, every time you do it fills him with swirling bursts of pride. 

Body worship → sort of ties in with orgasm denial. Arthur will take his sweet ass time caressing your skin, planting kisses against your stomach – against your hips. Honestly anywhere he has access to he will make it known how much he appreciates your body. This can sometimes appear during sex – he’ll slow his pace and utter sweet whispers of praise against you, rendering you even more of a flustered mess.

Hair pulling → works both ways. This would mainly be exhibited during oral than anything else. If he’s going down on you and your trembling fingers jerk his green curls, the vibrations of his moans would tip you over the edge. 

He’s more flexible than Heath’s Joker, meaning if you want to top, he’ll let you do so, though he still maintains a cocky air. Giving you one of his killer smirks, his eyebrows flicking in amusement, he’ll relinquish his hold on your hips and recline back into the couch. The way he leans back and places his hands behind his head screams ‘go ahead,’ ‘impress me.’ You always do.

Heath Ledger’s Joker

Will do shit just to spite Arthur; this isn’t because he has a personal vendetta against him, it’s just because of the person he is (a little shit).

Takes a bit longer to open up than Arthur, emotionally. He’s very closed off and is used to his little bubble. It takes patience but eventually you’ll get there.

Acts like the biggest hardass → he likes to portray there’s nothing more to his image other than the ‘agent of chaos,’ but you come to realise this is definitely not the case. 

In the dead of night, when he returns from whatever havoc he’s stirred, he crawls into your bed and pulls you against him, arms embracing you loosely.

This is when he’s at his most affectionate. His exhaustion most likely adds to those falling walls. 

Most of the time he thinks you’re asleep when this occurs but, spoiler, you’re not; the gentle upturn of your lips the only indication of such. You don’t think you’d ever give the fact away either, fearful of him receding back into his shell to the point where affection is null. Either way, you’re happy with him.

By the morning, he’s gone, already making plans (or executing them).

He seldom shows you his actual face, behind all the makeup. In all honesty, you don’t know the reasoning behind this, and you don’t think you ever will. While he’s blunt, he’s just as secretive; there’s always something going on in the back of his mind. 

Perhaps it’s insecurity, discomfort, or, more simply, the ‘persona’ of ‘Joker’ is just what resonates with him. The man underneath is someone he no longer identifies with. The man he’s become – who he’s worked so hard to manifest – is his true self. 

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Okay but he’s a very sexual guy, not even gonna lie.

ALSO HAS NO EMBARRASSMENT. When it comes to sex, this man’s just as open about it as Arthur. 

Hair pulling kink → this goes without saying. Unlike Arthur, this kink is one-sided, and he most definitely is the one doing the pulling. Those large hands will lose themselves within your strands and if you’re giving him head, he’s most likely going to guide you by said strands. 

Glove kink → he’ll set you on his lap, your back against his chest as his hands hold your wriggling thighs. With your breath hitching in anticipation, one of his gloved hands will slip down your inner thigh, rubbing slow circles against your clit. He tries his best to be patient but lets be honest, he has a really short fuse when it comes to sex; he’ll be dipping one – two – and if he’s feeling particularly torturous – three fingers inside of you before you know it, curling his fingers.

Praise kink → not particularly what you’d expect. He’s also very big into humiliation and mockery, so this kind of ties in with the two. For example, if you do something he’s pleased with, he’ll throw around teasing/sarcastic nicknames like there’s no tomorrow:

“Bunny.”

“Buttercup.” 

“Button.”

“Doll.”  

“Good girl.”

“Princess.” 

“Pumpkin.” 

“Sweetheart.”

Loves your brattiness, literally lives for it. He’s always been drawn to a bit of fire – it keeps things interesting. 

Has a thing for emotions – for your expressions, both micro and macro. The main three: fear, pain, pleasure. 

He’s very erratic. So, when he is praising you, he may tug at your hair the next, choke you or, if he deems necessary, spank you. 

Your squeaks of pain get him off – the motherfucker’s sadistic.

Goes through topdrop, and you’d most certain go through subdrop. He’s so used to control and regaining it when lost, in both an everyday context and a sexual one. So, once those feelings develop into something more (which you’ll have trouble differentiating, or sometimes picking up on at all), he’ll become more reserved, no longer displaying his usual vigour until this issue is sorted. (More details in a future drabble/fic). 

Just introducing y'all to my religion.

there is only one religion and it’s this

I LIVE FOR X CHUBBY/PLUS-SIZE

These just made me feel better on a really rough day, thank you 💕❤

Anonymous said: Hey! First of all, I absolutely adore your writing! I was wondering if you could write something about Arthur/Joker with a chubby, insecure s/o? Not feeling to good about my body from time to time and I think this would be really comforting for me… Thank you so much

Hello there! Thank you so much! I’m happy you enjoy my writing :) I’m so sorry that you’re not feeling good about yourself lately. I know that feeling all too well. Also, I’ve gotten a few requests like this one, so please anyone else who sent a similar ask, this one is for you guys!

Arthur:

Arthur was never one to care for physical looks. He was much more about compassion and personality than anything else. That doesn’t mean Arthur isn’t drawn to beautiful people. You were one of those people. 

Arthur had immediately been drawn to your kind eyes and pretty face. Even your body seemed to welcome him in. 

When you showed a clear interest in him, Arthur jumped at the chance to have you as his own. He adored every aspect of you. Your personality, your body, your kindness, everything.

When Arthur noticed your reluctance to wear certain things or you would tense when he held you too tightly, he realized you weren’t confident in your body. 

Arthur would ask you about it, not wanting to assume anything, and when you sadly agreed, it broke Arthur’s heart. From that moment on, Arthur made sure to shower you in his little truths. 

He would tell you how perfect you were, how much he loved your stomach and thighs. Arthur would slowly build your confidence until you would dance around to show him a new outfit.

Don’t even get him started on body worship. Arthur always made it very clear to you just how sexy he thought you were. Despite how nervous you were at first, this became something you looked forward to.

Arthur never once made fun of your weight or let other people say anything about you. Arthur would put his life on the line just to protect you.

Joker:

Joker had always been keen on beautiful people with meat on their bones. Something about their lushes body made him feel at home. Made him feel less insecure in his own body. 

When he spotted you on your way home from work, Joker swooped in and romanced you. Every day he would meet up with you on your walk back and woo you until you couldn’t resist his come-ons. 

From the beginning, Joker would tell you how much he adored your body. From whispered complements to full-on dirty talk. It didn’t matter to him, Joker NEEDED you to know how much he craved you. 

Joker would buy (steal?) the clothes he wanted to see you in, and you began to enjoy the fashion shows. Even when the clothes clung to your insecure spots, Joker would lavish you in complements that you no longer cared.

You loved the way he paraded you around like you were the most gorgeous person in all of Gotham. Joker treated you like royalty. Always making sure you were well taken care of and respected. 

No one dared make fun of you when you had Joker on your arm. The looked you used to get slowly disappeared as Joker intimidated everyone around you. 

You knew Joker would kill anyone who hurt your tender confidence, and something about that only made you feel bolder. 

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Lovely 💕

Request for @jibanyyan

Warnings: I’ll note that there is mentions of Torrettes and murder

Notes: I wasn’t sure what you wanted, but right now I’m having to go back to HC’s just because I’m having a hard time at the moment to I apoligise...I have a family member dying and have had a rough week. I apologise this isn’t the best

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- The world was a cruel cold place. That’s the perspective you had viewed it since you were an innocent child

- Thinking you had nobody else in the world who could understand you; that was until you met him.

- Arthur; sweet soft spoken Arthur. He was the light of your life, always there for you and you were always there for him

- Your condition wasn’t socially known nor accepted by those you came across, but you did understand that it was very intimidating for the world around you, hence the reason for your isolated living

- Arthur understood your outbursts which was caused by Tourette’s; in no way whatsoever was this your fault and he knew it, he could relate. God if anyone could it was Arthur Fleck.

- The man would seem to have your pattern solved; helping you through your attacks as you helped him. You assisted each other through the walk of life.

- Of course he had his own struggles; Arthur’s Pseudobulbar affect, almost a daily issue. But after such rough draining days he comes home and you lay in each other’s arms comforting one another

- When joker comes out, that’s when the coin completely flips- if someone bullies you, looks at you the wrong way or even lays a hand on you, he’ll make sure to teach them a good hard lesson

- Joker will stick up for you in every way possible even if it leads to some blood being spilt, he won’t care one bit

- When you are feeling self conscious about yourself, or the way you are, and the way your condition affects you he’ll make the effort in to make sure you feel good, ravish you wildly and take you where you stand

Lemme kiss this real quick

MUAH 💋❤

I drew my first fanart!!

What do you think? I know it’s very simple but I haven’t pulled out my tablet since…. 2014?? 

BRO DON'T FCKN DO THIS TO ME

IMMA BE AT WORK SOON I NEED TO CONCENTRATE

Time to think about Arthur all day at work♥️🤪

1 min into the server like

everybody tag the fam <3 

@honking4joker

Not gonna lie - that's a pretty good motivator!

Looking for motivation while I go to work like :

(Not even kidding)

their smirks should be ILLEGAL 😩

#THAT SMIRK™

I feel like Arthur would be a really good father

- he has experience in caring for another person because of Penny. He seemed to be gentle with her, and even when he got upset after finding out Wayne might be his father, he quickly managed to calm himself down. That’s something that would be really useful when parenting

- he said “they were just kids” after a group of young people attacked him and left massive bruises on his back. He understands young people are immature and do stupid things, and he didn’t seem to hold a grudge. All kids will hurt their parents at some point, its inevitable, but it’s important that the parent can forgive it and guide their way. I think Arthur would be capable of doing that

- he seems to like kids and he’s really good at entertaining them. The way he made the kid on the bus laugh, his little magic performance for Bruce and the “if you’re happy if you know it...” performance at a children’s hospital prove that

- although Gary isn’t a child, I still felt like Arthur’s (wicked) gentleness towards him was a little bit parental. The way he jump scared him just for giggles’ sake made me think that he’d love pranking his kid once they’re a teenager

- I also noticed he let go of Alfred at the gate once he saw Bruce was watching. This combined with the earlier mentioned “they were just kids” made me think that he has strong morals when it comes to kids? Idk how to explain

- one of the major things he’s upset about is how people lack empathy and are assholes to one another. That’s why I feel like it’d be important for him to raise a kind child and teach them the importance of helping others

Feel free to add more!

AMAZING. Loving these! 💕

If u save, like or reblog please ❤❤

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Ideal personality and physical traits that joker and Arthur would like in a partner plz!

Thank you for sending in!! I struggled a bit with this prompt tbh, because I think that Arthur/Joker would be the last person to care about your physical appearance. He is the definition of someone who feels that what’s on the inside is what counts If you loved him and treated him well, he would think you were beautiful no matter what you looked like. That being said, there are definitely some personality characteristics I think he would love!

First and foremost, Arthur would value your kindness. If you treated him nicely and tried to understand and sympathize with his life (ex. Not judging him for his job, his condition, etc.), he would find you lovely

I think Arthur would really value being cared for. He is treated with such brutality in his daily life, that being able to come home to someone who wants to pamper him a bit would be endlessly appreciated

He would try not to let you take care of him, claiming that he doesn’t want to burden you and that he’s been able to do everything himself up until now. But things like patching up his injuries, cooking for him, washing his hair gently for him, and cuddling him when he was down would mean the world to him

At the same time, Arthur wants to feel strong and important. If he feels like he can look after you as well and not just the other way around, he would feel proud. He wants to feel like he can protect you, and for him to be someone you could rely on

Because of how much he has been beat down and degraded throughout his life, he would turn into a blushing mess if you praised him. If you tell him you’re proud of him or that you think he’s handsome or strong, it would make him feel so good

This definitely carries into his comedy as well. Nothing would make him happier than you taking interest in his comedy career and supporting him. He would absolutely love for you to come to his shows and laugh at his jokes, telling him that he has talent in the dream he’s pursuing

Finally, I think Arthur would appreciate someone who is physically affectionate. He has been so starved of love and care, that he would try to soak it up and cherish it when he finally starts dating you. He is clingy and overprotective, and if you appreciate that he would feel so encouraged

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Imagine you have to be resurrected. As you are being brought back to conciousness, you feel a pressure on your chest. It's not someone doing CPR. It is Arthur/Joker pelvic thrusting you back to life.

You have been saved.

How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke

Guys I made a Discord account just for this and I don't regret ANYTHING

Okay so

The Joker fandom means a lot to me now, it has helped me make new friends so I thought maybe I’d make a discord server since Tumblr does not have a group chat feature? It could be Joaquin Phoenix in general or purely about Joker? I think it’d be cool and we could have movie nights and stuff so yup. I just want everyone’s thoughts and opinions about it.

During this scene I began to cry and I'm kinda glad the cinema was dark so no one had to see me weeping... it was just sooo heartbreaking oh my god

I just want to hold him, please 💔🤧

I think about this an unhealthy lot

Cause of death Joaquin’s pelvic thrust as joker 🤤

Man, I wish he'd look at me like this

After rewatching Joker tonight I have tried to pay attention to everything important noted by the clown fandom

And I am now 100 % sure Arthur was wanking off before the Murray Show call and nothing will convince me otherwise and I'll fight to death for this

Kinda happy about this

Y'know, being part of a group of öikeminded people and being normal? Hell yeah, I'm proud

Was reading a random article when I suddenly stumbled upon this:

2019 really is the year of the clownfuckers huh

Guilty as we plead!

I made a thing because I adore his grin in this pic so much

both of them make me fckin WEAK

Watched The Dark Knight and Joker outright ATTACKED me with his hotness lmao

Random question: what do you think of Heath Ledger Joker? I'm totaly in love with Joaquin Phoenix Joker, I mean Arthur Fleck is such a baby and Joaquin's Joker is incredibly hot(that pelvic thrust *swoons*) That movie changed the way I see the world! But Ledger's performance is legendary as well. I remember watching The Dark Knight for the first time, that 'pencil scene' genuinly shocked me. Also when he walks up to Rachel and calls her beautiful while combing his hair with knife was weirdly hot

Fucking amazing he is!! So witty, charming and dark

Edit: phone tumblr doesn't show the whole message!!

Joaquin's Joker is phenomenal. Obviously I love him very very much. Arthur Fleck's tragic story lead so well into him becoming the Joker, the absolute polar opposite of Arthur. Sexy, confident, charismatic and groovy. He IS the Joker

Heath is legendary and really portrayed the Joker in such a perfect way further into his insanity that I would just love to see be explored by Joaquin. Also, that scene is totally hot imo

I'm MELTING over here 😫💕

— dating arthur fleck.

[headcanons]

warnings: fluff, mention of sex.

taglist: @vivft, @taintednihilist, @actualkey, @itsforyoubitch 

a/n: shy boy deserves all the love in this essay i will- 

Weiterlesen

Guys, I'm not even joking

The kissing scene makes me literally feel something in my chest, omg

Physically and emotionally

It's unreal

Look, brain... you will NEVER break us apart!

me, every night: *acting out a scene in my head where i’m dating my favorite character*

my brain: you’re going a bit far there, don’t you think?

me: *imagining THIS scene* ...anyways

I'm hiding under the covers now

I'm legitimately scared, boooo, someone send help!

Research has proven that if you're afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find one in your bedroom...

I'm afraid of Joker!

How can you not tho

Why does everyone want to fuck Arthur Fleck/Joker