john walker is so pathetic omfg in the truck with yelena and ava getting flustered and shit at their sarcastic innuendos i need him
if one more person acts like walker is the worst out of team as if the point of the movie isn't that they're all fucked up but trying their damn best by supporting one another i am going to lose it
john walker: not a perfect man, but a good solider
john walker you're an asshole but they could never make me hate you
i hope we're not just brushing over the fact that john walker was literally about to jump to his death after watching himself be a neglectful dad
almost finished with my short sentryagent shot based off of one of my prompts and honestly i haven't felt this excited about writing in so long
and if you told me a month ago that writing john walker fics would bring my out of my writer's slump i would have laughed
john performs small acts of service when no one's looking and pretends like he doesn't. who sometimes puts away the dishes? john, but if anyone enters the kitchen, he immediately drops the dish he's holding on purpose. who sometimes refills water for yelena's guinea pig? john, but if anyone sees him, he starts drinking the water himself.
and if doomsday doesn't start with sentryagent making out then is it even a good movie
writing two sentryagent fics was not how i thought i'd spend my summer but i'm not mad
i need john walker sobbing in a corner during a mental breakdown and bob has no idea what do but just sits next to him quietly
"minus john walker-" no. john walker, whether you like him or not, is a member of the thunderbolts. no more, no less than anyone else.
i need john to gain the trust of sentry like sam earns the trust of the winter soldier in fanfics
voidwalker doesn't make sense but like it does
john: ride bob into the sky?
bucky:
yelena:
alexei:
ava:
bob:
me, in the theater:
john: what?
bucky, on the phone: c'mon... look... okay, but... yeah, i know. yeah. bye. *pause* love you too. see you at home
yelena: *smug*
john: *rolls his eyes*
alexei: *not paying attention*
ava: *unbothered*
bob: *confused* who was that
yelena and john: NO DON'T-
just saw thunderbolts*. solid 4/5.
amazing mental health representation. bucky barnes on a motorcycle. bob. john walker slander. florence pugh's russian accent. bob. alexei being a proud dad. yelena and ava being an iconic duo. did i mention bob?
you know what? fine, i'll say it. i like john walker. does that erase the fact that he's an asshole? no. is he my captain america? absolutely not. has he fully redeemed himself? not even close.
but yeah, i would die for him.
i subscribe to the hc that any time an enemy disarms bucky, the thunderbolts new avengers immediately start calling them an ableist until they profusely apologize before resuming the fight
if my boyfriend started leading a group called the new avengers that worked with the government (and included the government appointed captain america) after i fought alongside the former captain america for the belief that the avengers should not work with the government due to fear of limitation and corruption AND was chosen by the former captain america to be the next captain america, i too would be fucking pissed