Joke - Blog Posts
Why do you think Fyodor chose Chuuya specifically as his accomplice?
Maybe all that time in prison he heard Dazai constantly hyping Chuuya up and gushing about him. He heard about their shenanigans and the amount of trust they had in eachother. Maybe Dazai was just complaining and pouring his heart out about their complicated relationship.
And Fyodor thought it would be funny as hell and so much drama if Dazai gets killed by his own partner.
Dazai: And he didn't even kiss me after I went out of the way to recreate snow white!
Fyodor *fake gasp*: no shit, that's toxic!
Dazai: I know right, we never work it out :(
Fyodor: hey, maybe I could get you guys to meet and talk it all out....
Dazai: you would???
Fyodor, *evil smile* : of course, what else are enemies for?
Dazai: thanks bro, you're the best!
Dazai, in his head: Just as planned, he fell right into the trap or I say.....rat hole......ah that was a bad one
Dazai, in his head: I better call Mori and ask him to get Chibi a hot new outfit, he needs to look good for my confessions.....and the best part is he can't even deny or reject me when he is acting as a vampire...hehe. I should go practice my speeches.
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