Jughead Jones - Blog Posts
Homer has a run in with the Riverdale Crew.
Mike: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
I am from the Northside, a Southside Serpent, relative to the Fogarty family, a patient at Sisters Of Quiet Mercy and best friends with Jughead
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I am from the Southside, a River Vixen, relative to the Fogarty family, Penny Peabody’s accomplice and best friends with Archie.
The original photos do not belong to me.
Ladies of the Southside Moodboard
Don’t belong to no city.
Don’t belong to no man.
Serpents and Recreation
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
FP: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Fangs: ...I did. I broke it.
FP: No. No you didn't. Jughead?
Jughead: Don't look at me. Look at Toni.
Toni: What?! I didn't break it.
Jughead: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Toni: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jughead: Suspicious.
Toni: No it's not!
Sweet Pea: If it matters, probably not, but Cheryl was the last one to use it.
Cheryl: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sweet Pea: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cheryl: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sweet Pea!
Fangs: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, FP.
FP: No! Who broke it!?
Toni: FP...Betty's been awfully quiet.
Betty: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
*later*
FP: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Southside Serpents - LAWS💫
Law #1
No Serpent stands alone.
Law #2
If a Serpent is killed or imprisoned, their family will be taken care of.
Law #3
A Serpent never shows cowardice.
Law #4
No Serpent is left for dead.
Law #5
A Serpent never betrays his own.
Law #6
In unity there is strength.
I NEED SOME INTERNET FRIENDS
I'm bored and need friends sooooooooo
Only Riverdale fans would know what went through my mind when I seen this.....