Kaos - Blog Posts
UGH WDYM THEY CANCELLED KAOS 😭😭😭
IT WAS SO GOODDDD BUT IT CANNOT END ON A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THIS
(That meeting scene too like he didn't have to do that to Dennis 💔)
Lowkey did not expect a Jeff goldblum s*x scene but I totally should've 😭😭
I'm definitely hooked on this show tho
First time watching KAOS and holy crap Zeus is a scary assholeee 😭😭
But like it's already so good
I love when people put the Smiling Friends where they don't belong
I love when people put the Smiling Friends where they don't belong
Kaos being cancelled rlly sucks and I’m sad we don’t see the continuation of the story but lord in heaven how do you make Orpheus Chris Martin when hozier was right there yearning and trying to bury himself, ascending to a higher plane of existence, viewing all his past lives, realising he is in fact the reincarnation of Orpheus and meanwhile Chris Martin is probably out there making a salad without dressing
So… kaos got cancelled despite having massive stars in it and netflix hyping it up for ages
I propose fans of kaos and DBDA join forces against Netflix
Renew Kaos: https://chng.it/9gbRqHBBsm
Save Dead Boy Detectives: https://chng.it/85NwXdPyRD
Im sorry, but why has NOBODY said a SINGLE WORD about “Kaos” this entire time???? Netflix barely recommended it to me and I haven’t seen anybody talk about it anywhere!!!
I mean…Jeff Goldblum as Zeus? Old man yaoi? Trans people out the wazoo? Dionysus with a cat? The furies as a butch motorcycle gang? JEFF GOLDBLUM AS ZEUS??!!!
AND NOBODY BREATHED A SINGLE WORD TO ME?
I feel betrayed by all of mankind, I really do
Ok so I was thinking of a Skylanders OC that I’m working on (lore wise) when I thought that..
Kaos’s family mark looks eerily similar to an angel, more so biblically accurate wise maybe. The triangle on the bottom is the legs, two triangles on the sides are wings(or arm, top, and wings, bottom)and the one on top is the head.
Then again I may be looking to deep into this as I do.
Oh my god I love this🤣
Skylanders incorrect quote
Player/Portal Master: *starts no clipping through walls and floors with ease and is probably hacking*
Eon, absolutely dumbfounded:
Kaos, holding a mug of coffee: yeah I stop questioning it a long time ago.
Skylanders incorrect quote
Player/Portal Master: *starts no clipping through walls and floors with ease and is probably hacking*
Eon, absolutely dumbfounded:
Kaos, holding a mug of coffee: yeah I stop questioning it a long time ago.
reason's to watch kaos:
queers everywhere
the furies are butches that ride motorcycles
the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert
eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.
disabled daedalus
trans amazonian stories
dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars
prometheus and charon are boy toys together
billie piper as cassandra
zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.
hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.
zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)
poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times
hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens
Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.
Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization
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i've just finished watching Kaos
it was an awesome show, so of course netflix cancelled it after just one season
it made me think of this song by Charming Disaster:
Charming Disaster - Snake Bit
Also (because I'm currently rewatching it):
- Old gay people. A-bit-past-middle-aged men that are a normal couple (well, as normal as a couple gets in this show) and also gay.
- The idea of "What if everyone was assigned a prophecy when they were born?" is explored
- Sprinkled with references to myths that you feel very proud if you understand
- Drama, murder, mystery, love, epic quests, betrayal, and more
- Family blood ties are less significant than your ties with those you choose to tie yourself to (chosen family > biological family, but someone can be both your chosen and biological family)
- The Amazons are in it (and much like the rest of the characters, they don't all look like tall, hot supermodels; they look like normal people, of which some are tall, hot supermodels)
- Yes, it does end on a cliffhanger, due to the fact that there was supposed to be a second season, but I personally think it is entirely worth watching regardless
- So much more that I can't say without spoiling parts
But do be aware that as a show involving Greek mythology, it does get bloody— someone else recommended checking Does The Dog Die? (doesthedogdie.com) if you have specific triggers you wish to avoid. I support this, though know that there will obviously be spoilers.
Why you should watch KAOS (2024) on Neftlix:
- Jeff Goldblum as Zeus
- A disabled actors play a disabled characters (Mat Fraser & another secret one [because spoilers])
- A trans actor plays a trans character (I won't say which one since it's kind of a spoiler)
- Set in modern times, uses characters from old myths but isn't a simple retelling; it's a whole new story
- All your favs are there (Prometheus, Daedalus, Persephone, Dionysus, Cassandra, Medusa, Charon, Ariadne, the Fates, the Furies, just to name a few)
- Speaking of Persephone, she and Hades are actually in love (the version of the myth which I know much of you love)
- Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss Hera (as in, she literally does all those things)
- The gods' actors' ages actually make sense, they didn't cast solely young people or make young people look older; you've got Zeus (72), Hera (63), Hades (61), Persephone (56), Poseidon (56), Dionysus (27), you get the idea
- Killer soundtrack
- Actual realistic queer characters/representation in a natural, unforced way
- Enjoyable story and comedic but also has depth (I binge-watched it in a day)
- Not a huge commitment (8 episodes of about 50 minutes each)
- Have you ever thought "What would the Ancient Greek gods be doing in modern times?" This show answers that question!
- It wasn't renewed for a second season due to viewership, so if the views explode, maybe they'll renew it and I can find out what happens next (I know it's not likely, but I can dream; besides, if just one person watches and enjoys it, then this post will have been worth it)
Why you should watch KAOS (2024) on Neftlix:
- Jeff Goldblum as Zeus
- A disabled actors play a disabled characters (Mat Fraser & another secret one [because spoilers])
- A trans actor plays a trans character (I won't say which one since it's kind of a spoiler)
- Set in modern times, uses characters from old myths but isn't a simple retelling; it's a whole new story
- All your favs are there (Prometheus, Daedalus, Persephone, Dionysus, Cassandra, Medusa, Charon, Ariadne, the Fates, the Furies, just to name a few)
- Speaking of Persephone, she and Hades are actually in love (the version of the myth which I know much of you love)
- Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss Hera (as in, she literally does all those things)
- The gods' actors' ages actually make sense, they didn't cast solely young people or make young people look older; you've got Zeus (72), Hera (63), Hades (61), Persephone (56), Poseidon (56), Dionysus (27), you get the idea
- Killer soundtrack
- Actual realistic queer characters/representation in a natural, unforced way
- Enjoyable story and comedic but also has depth (I binge-watched it in a day)
- Not a huge commitment (8 episodes of about 50 minutes each)
- Have you ever thought "What would the Ancient Greek gods be doing in modern times?" This show answers that question!
- It wasn't renewed for a second season due to viewership, so if the views explode, maybe they'll renew it and I can find out what happens next (I know it's not likely, but I can dream; besides, if just one person watches and enjoys it, then this post will have been worth it)
Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.
Hear me out - Sometimes a relationship is you, your boyfriend, and his friend, (the daughter of the man you hate who kinda saved your life so now you owe her and you boyfriend really does like her) (fuck it, you’ve made worse decisions) (and if you radicalize the future ruler of Crete in the process of seducing her into a poly relationship with you and your boyfriend well things could be worse)
(“Hello, Princess.” Ari fought the urge to scream, or throw herself off the nearest wall. Irony and all that.
“What do you want, Nax?”)
I’m fighting the urge to make a poly fic between Ari/Theseus/Nax bc Theseus has two hands and also Ari needs some influence to change the world. (I’ve watched four episodes of Kaos on Netflix and I love it) ((I’ll check back later to see how disastrous this idea may be)) (((I am not afraid to diverge canon so fucking much)))
*edit literally point .2 seconds later Nax is fucking dead. I’m gonna diverge canon so badly. (Plot twist they meet five years early and shit happens)