Karlie Kloss - Blog Posts
in case no one remembers taylor included herself as part of the LGBTQ community (2016 GLAAD awards) 😃
the next chiefs games being at SOFI stadium🤭 take me back to august 9,2023🤭💌
im not saying anything 🤷♀️i just think it’s interesting
how do you listen to this and not think karlie kloss at the eras tour 3 weeks postpartum ??
i saw this on tiktok and decided to post it here...so you are telling me that #83000 is MAROON ? this woman never stops 8/3
i miss it when they were so painfully obvious :(
just watched a 3 hour video essay on kaylor lore i am never getting over them
imagine explaining this to a normal person
from twitter via @/lavenderfishboy
Swifties start crying because it dawns on them that Taylor is already pushing them in the right direction. Isn't it funny to watch?
Hey! Yes and als no lolll. The YES CAPITAL LETTERS YES is for the 'fans' (hetlors - the name says it all;)) with their keyboard courage - the lowlifes who feel the need to bully/dox/harrass people because they probably have a sadass life themselves. they caged her for years and years. I'm not a violent person but f* off. Go live on a planet far far away from here and don't ever come back.
Then there's the people brainwashed by society to believe that comphet is the way to go. I truly believe that most of these people won't have a problem with taylor finally getting her humanity back.
Look i don't know taylor personally (obviously hahaha) but maybe she'll try to ghost the first group, phase them out (no f* clue how) - she could release an acid rock record for example lmao to refresh the fandom a bit - the real fans will pick up on it being a bit - cause at this point this woman has made so many good records that she has more than enough credit to do something unhinged crazy! But then again... the stupidity of these parasocial delulu's is impressive. Watching the TTPD set on the eras tour made m want to scratch my eyeballs out. so hmm don't know actually.
it's a tough coockie to crack but i do hope she knows how many people will have her back no matter what. And that we're here to stay.
BUT YES THESE ASSHOLES - I'M READY FOR IT!
just don't be an asshole in life and let people live - how difficult is it?ps short answers ain't my thing;)
“i never quit caring” -😂😂😂- “i just can’t quit you”
THIS.ME.OFFICIALLY.GAYLOR.TRAIN.
huh? what? ‘shade never made anybody less.. gay!?’ nooo that can’t be what she’s singing. this is a taylor swift song right? like the taylor swift… abby is mixing it up for fun, jokes jokes. why would a straight woman sing about shades not making you less gay? that’s such a gay thing to say. what ‘ally’ has ever been this specific and 🎯 ?
like i said.. late to the party. and i might have to check my gaydar.
karma is my wife 🧡 oh she knooows.
the queering of taylor swift
“not only does a queer reading of folklore further validate all the earlier queer readings of many of swift’s other songs, it also opens up possibilities for more nuanced, equally rewarding readings of swift’s songs”
🙌 THIS 🙌
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just call it the kayloring of taylor swift
who here wrote this article about Tay and Kar 👀?,
i know
old news
late to the party
completely missed this article though
and i thought i had seen
every fucking single tree in these woods
before finally seeing daylight
still convinced that my google searches 😂
made me never ever hear from TS™️ again
after them telling me to wait for the next steps
so taylor if you do decide to do a concert tour asp
flip the algorithm please
like full reverse
🌈 -🔄-🌈
“the gaylor pride tour” or whatever
call it what you want
but take your time
we’re not going anywhere ✌️
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folkmore
Coney Island
The question pounds my head
"What's a lifetime of achievement?"
If I pushed you to the edge
But you were too polite to leave me
And do you miss the rogue
Who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?
Will you forgive my soul
When you're too wise to trust me and too old to care?
'Cause we were like the mall before the Internet
It was the one place to be
The mischief, the gift wrapped suburban dreams
Sorry for not winning you an arcade ring
And I'm sitting on a bench in Coney Island
wondering where did my baby go?
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Coney Island Baby
And the straightest dude I ever knew
was standing right for me, all the time
So I had to play football for the coach
And I wanted to play football for the coach
When you're all alone and lonely
In your midnight hour
And you find that your soul
It has been up for sale
And you're getting to think about
All the things that you done
And you're getting to hate
Just about everything
But remember the princess who lived on the hill
Who loved you even though she knew you was wrong
And right now she just might come shining through
And the
Glory of love
Glory of love
Glory of love, just might come through
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“and obviously aaron dessner is in the national
and he has completely changed my life”
same girl same
Cowboy like me - again 🤠
breaking in to the closet
“this is every girls dream”
👆?!
every girls dream?
IN THE VOGUE CLOSET
like
VOGUE VOGUE
karlie you sure?! 😂
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——— although i think that your ‘man’
wouldn’t mind
if you’d bring a few shirts back home
(pictures from gaylor reddit x)
and you know what they say abt gal pals
sharing clothes
well.. that you are just the best of best friends. roommates. but definitely not more than that. normal girls being normal.
what they actually meant was: lovers, soulmates, girlfriends.
but hey let’s not speculate - gay 😤 - iew - whatever 🫠✌️.
..with this song
and just a couple more albums after that
but who’s counting?
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a game
end team
a line of poetry that you vaguely remember.. does a random episode of himym also count as poetry? disney plus is a field filled with landmines
or goldmines that's up to you to decide
83
Britney Spears guest appearence
SWAMPS
Robin (is hot)
childhood - dad - booy/girl
'wanting' children theme
barney’s playbook
also I don’t watch a show to get a sad ass ending
we have real life for that
purple giraffes
sandcastles (in the sand)
Canada
dad jokes
Robin is from Vancouver, Canada ERAS TOUR Vancouver, CA - BC Place Fri, Dec 6, 2024 Sat, Dec 7, 2024 Sun, Dec 8, 2024
i'm too tired for this shit loll.. should've know better (again)
your Q&A's (of all of you), i can't
——— addendum - cause girl… “poetry” you could’ve just called it watching the same tv shows growing up it would’ve saved me a lot of time.
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——— ‘watched a lot of tv and drank a lot of wine’
i bet you did 😂 no proof not much - right lmao
“birds of a feather we should stick together”
i used to skip class in high school to go to concerts
and pinned the tickets on my bedroom door
(which is kind of stupid come to think of it now)
(if you don’t want your parents to find out somehow)
didn’t allow me to go and see placebo
went to muse without telling
2003
i was fifteen
badass 😂
a note my dad wrote in a book he gave me
jonathan franzen - freedom
ripped the page out
because i had to leave the book behind
somewhere in australia
a backpack ain’t a hogwards trunk 🫠
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“like a bird on a wire”
Conversation with friend(s) - recycled
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TAYLOR f*cking ALISON SWIFT
🤯🤯🤯🤯
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i’m scared
this is starting to feel like a never ending fever dream
or more like a (girlfriend in) a coma
it’s serious i know
but please take us with you when you go
Wait what!? Are they for real?!
A DANDELION
And is Justin Vernon literally pointing at it while wearing the albatross face mask?!
I didn’t see the signs no (well the albatross ☑️)
🎃
HAPPY FREAKING HALLOWEEN TO US?!
What parallel universe did we step into
🎃 Imagine this. You are walking through your yard. It's one of your favorite places, all sprawling garden rows and vibrant green grass. There are herbs for cooking and spell casting. There are daisies - so many daisies - in every shade of your rainbow. Up ahead you spot a small cropping of weeds, and set your foot on each stepping stone of the path that leads right to them. The house is a little farther now, but you are still within the confines of your tall and impenetrable fence. Nothing comes through that fence. Not now and not ever. Within it you are safe. Your lover and your fresh baked buns are safe. (The buns, of course, are in the oven turning golden as you speak. It's an old family recipe, jotted lovingly on a recipe card.) You reach the weeds and pluck a dandelion. Caught up in a moment of buoyant childlike whimsy, you make a wish and blow, blow, blow. Hundreds of featherly florets scatter. You laugh. You watch as they ride the breeze, one floret in particular. It drifts and dances like all the others, but as the wind changes direction it swoops over the fence. You lose sight of it, and send a silent apology to whoever ends up with a cropping of dandelions in their yard. Did you know that dandelions don't need to be purposefully planted all at once? All it takes is for one small seed to catch on the breeze, and by then it has spread irreversibly. You'd never know where the initial seed came from, because it has started so small and floated so far. You swallow, staring at the fence. It was you who blew the dandelion in the first place. It was you who ventured too closely to the edge of the garden. It was chance and weather that landed it where it did. You breathe in, and deep and out, expelling the growing anxiety from your body. You turn back to the house. You have those homemade buns to tend to, after all. But as you reach the door you can't help but cast a furtive glance over your shoulder, to the spot where that dandelion floret disappeared. You can never blame someone for the dandelions that sprout in your grass. It’s untraceable and irrelevant. They all come from the same place anyway: a private moment performed too near the property line. Of course the recipient would pluck the weeds so unwittingly planted. Of course they, too, would blow, blow, blow and spread the florets far and wide. Once you blow a dandelion, you never get it back. It isn’t yours anymore. 🎃
GUYS!
i might be late to the party…
…but guess at what time taylor woke up to record the vocals for folklore?
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ehm, no not really?! 8.30 sounds reasonable 🤷♀️
it’s not like driving around at midnight without your headlights on
making your midnights your afternoons
or still being awake at 3 am?
you could be standing in the mirror at 4 am
talking to yourself
so yeah all things considered..
8.30 - a perfect time to wake up if you ask me
now and forevermore ☀️
Mass movement of joy?
Sure Taylor.
It has been a blast so far..
being part of this mass movement 😭
ooh, i’m so sure..
OUT OF THE SHADOW.. INTO THE LIGHT
IT’S
GOLDEN ✨💫✨
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBUmrJBv6Ge/?igsh=c3k5Z3Z6ZG5iY3hk
Serena was there! KK's bestie! I love that!
I don’t know much about KK and Serena Williams’ relationship. I assume they were connected through Penni. Anyway, glad she had fun!
Karlos, the woman you are!
Bowery Ballroom NYC 10/13/2016
Well.. they go way back 🙃
Which could mean nothing. As usual 👀
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBUmrJBv6Ge/?igsh=c3k5Z3Z6ZG5iY3hk
Serena was there! KK's bestie! I love that!
I don’t know much about KK and Serena Williams’ relationship. I assume they were connected through Penni. Anyway, glad she had fun!
‘Don’t believe everything you read’
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Ah cute - these three 'former' friends... share a similar taste in music.
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Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said? That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong
Put narcotics into all of my songs And that's why you're still singing along
YOUNGER NOW!
"Give them bread and circuses, and they will never revolt." Juvenal (circa 55–127 A.D.), Roman poet
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casual conversation with friend(s) part III a few months ago, before the dominos really started to cascade
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FINALLY!!! Three of my superheroes
Connected by dots
Miley x Karlie x Serena
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Oh, here we go again. The voices in his head Called the rain to end our days of wild The sickest army doll Purchased at the mall Rivulets descend my plastic smile But you should've seen him When he first got me
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🤷♀️
it was all by design
now I'm a Mastermind' tm
who else decodes you?
nobody, no fucking body
And the years passed Like scenes of a show The Professor said to write what you know Lookin' backwards Might be the only way to move forward Then the actors Were hitting their marks And the slow dance Was alight with the sparks And the tears fell In synchronicity with the score And at last She knew what the agony had been for
'Le Ballon Rouge'
the heartbreak prince
it’s you and me that's my whole world
i didn't choose this town i dream of getting out
voted most likely to run away there’s escape in escaping
we could share a lifeline..
or just be —
little did i know..
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just a normal conversation with friend(s) before I tripped
ending up
even deeper
down below
high above
« Looking forward to fall 💙💫 »
Me too Karlie, ME! too.
# ‘Does she write UR or your?’
#🌹 👯♀️🧜♀️ 🌊 🌪️ 🪽🛫📼 ☕️ 🍕 🍟 💸 🧨🌋 📙🛬 🌴🦩🧚🏽🌞🌸💫🎡
THIS ALBUM HOLY SHIT
Lisztomania 💋
Just normal girls living their normal longevity lifestyle
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Oscar Wilde
(I did NOT photoshop the 💋 into the tiktok videos, no I did not)
It’s been a long time coming babes..
Burn it all down 💋💋💋
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“LORD DARLINGTON. My life--my whole life. Take it, and do with it what you will. . . . I love you--love you as I have never loved any living thing. From the moment I met you I loved you, loved you blindly, adoringly, madly! You did not know it then--you know it now! Leave this house to-night. I won't tell you that the world matters nothing, or the world's voice, or the voice of society. They matter a great deal. They matter far too much. But there are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely--or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands. You have that moment now. Choose! Oh, my love, choose.”
Lady Windermere's Fan
Oscar Wilde 1893
Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!
Taylor Alison JAMES Swift!
Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭
I can’t listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).
I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time
(It's you and me)
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
(What if I told you I'm back?)
(It's fearless; It's you and me)
It's been a long time coming
(Big reputation)
It's been a long time coming
(And they said, "Speak now")
It's been a long time coming
(My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989)
(Straight from the tortured poets department)
It's been a long time coming
(Hey)
It's been a long time coming
(Evermore)
(Lovin' him was red)
It's been a long time coming
(Red, red; It's you and me)
It's been a long time coming
(Meet me at midnight)
(Lover; Nice)
(Lover)
Taylor
THIS ALBUM HOLY SHIT