Karlie Kloss - Blog Posts
April 2023: Levi Joseph playing on the piano June 2023: mini me || "Mary had a little Lamb."
Me, too! Who did you mean Harry? 🤔
So they happen to have a Steinway & Sons piano in every house and apartment? That's so cool... I love it for the little one! 💜
„The thing about Karlie is that she’s very tall like an elephant or a giraffe or a very, very high ceiling. You really have trouble getting through doors that are low. You walked the Victoria’s Secret show the other day and you looked like a fairy butterfly.” (Taylor Swift)
Isn't it delicate? 🦒 🦋 🌈
"I salute you." "I find the artifacts, cried over a hat. Cursed" STOPS. "One second. I will not mess this bridge up." [Bridge...] "Bet I could still melt your world, argumentative, antithetical dream girl. Woooooh!"
Taylor's smile during this performance! It hits different. 🥹
See also the Hits Different - Barbie movie connection.
Hits Different is part of the Barbie Movie soundtrack.
I used to switch out these Kens, I'd just ghost. Rip the Band-Aid off and skip town like an asshole outlaw. W Mag posted an article about Taylor being in her sandal era!? Interesting.
Have you seen the Barbie Movie Trailer?
What do I have to do? - You have to go to the real world. You can go back to your regular life (high heel), or you can know the truth about the universe (sandal). Taylor is on her way to "the real world". THE TRUTH!
See also The Truman Show Theory and the Catching Fire theory.
Girl in Red + Taylor Swift ERAS TOUR 2023
Taylor about Girl in Red:
„Then we actually have a really important thing happening tonight, which is that it is the first show of the tour that Girl in Red opened up. I absolutely love her. Give it up for Girl in Red. And I tell you that I know every single word to every single song on her album. She is one of my favorite artists. I am so happy she has joined the tour.“
Girl in Red about Taylor:
„This song that I'm gonna play for you right now. She said this is my most listened song to this year. And I was like 'oh my god'. And I sent her my screenshots of like the Spotify wrapped and I was like this is of course your music is on top, Folklore f*cking love Folklore. Anyways, I don't wanna start debates with all the albums and stuff but anyways, she said she really liked this song. Here it comes. This is S-s-s Serotonin.“
„Okay, so by hearing playing these two songs you should know by now, raging lesbian. Last night was my first show on the Eras Tour. And it totally went over my head that of course filling I was playing during pride month. But OGT Taylor Swift, she made sure she... that I was gonna be here for that one, which is a very Taylor thing, I think.“
That's so... [fill in the gap.] Taylor's Pride Month gift to herself is a gift to everyone in the LGBT+ community. Thank you, Taylor. 🌈
"Invisible String" lyrics: Bold was the waitress on our three-year trip. Getting lunch down by the lakes.
Taylor about her song "The lakes" (2020): "I think THE LAKES sort of sounds like a testament of what I’ve wanted to escape from and where I saw myself escaping. We’d gone to the Lake District in England a couple years ago [...]"
"on our three years trip" (by the lakes) + "a couple of years ago" = connected?!
There's no way Joe+Taylor celebrated their three year anniversary "a couple of years ago" in 2020. (2016 + 3 = 2019. It would have been a year ago.)
Who was pictured at a lake in 2017? (2020 - 3 = 2017)
Taylor+Karlie and two loving swans. ❤️
Full speech about "The lakes" in "Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions". Why does she even have a "cottage backup plan"? 🤔👇
"I think “the lakes” sort of sounds like a testament of what I’ve wanted to escape from and where I saw myself escaping. We’d gone to the Lake District in England a couple years ago — In the 19th century, you had a lot of poets, like William Wordsworth and John Keats would spend a lot of time there. There was a poet district, these artists moved there were kind of heckled for it and made fun of for it as being these eccentrics and these kind of odd artists who decided that they just wanted to live there. I remember when we went, I thought, “Man, I could see this. You live in a cottage and you’ve got wisteria growing up the outside of it. Of course they escaped like that, of course they would do that.” And they had their own community of other artists who had done the same thing. In my career, since I was probably about 20, written about this sort of cottage backup plan that I have. “the lakes” is really talking a lot about relating to people who, hundreds of years ago, had the same exit plan and did it. I went to William Wordsworth’s grave, just sat there and I was like, “Wow, you went and did it, you just did it. You just went away and you kept writing, but you didn’t subscribe to the things that were killing you.” And that’s really the overarching thing that I felt when I was writing folklore is, I may not be able to go to the Lakes right now, or to go anywhere, but I’m going there in my head, and this escape plan is working. I thought [this song] would be the perfect way to slot the last puzzle piece in, right when people least expected it. Because “hoax” as the ending song for the record, I thought was interesting for a couple weeks, but then I wanted to actually come in with the real last song of the record, which is “the lakes”, that’s kind of the overarching theme of the whole album, of trying to escape, having something you wanna protect, trying to protect your own sanity, and saying, “Look, they did this hundreds of years ago. I’m not the first person who’s felt this way, they did this.”
Enty wants us back. Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Good Girl Dazzling Garden? 💜 There's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you, dear.
Is Karlie promoting Lavender Haze or Speak Now TV or her new perfume 🤔?
Karma is that girl. 🦋
Taylor is an alleged Capricorn (saturn) rising. Karlie is a Cancer (moon) rising. The moon and saturn are in rising positions here. And the strings match the visual that happens during invisible string on the eras tour. 🤷🏻♀️
Kar(lie) is my boyfriend!
"So you know... you're standing in the pouring rain with people, and you just kind of feel like this romanticises camaraderie. I was thinking about what song to play with you tonight and I was thinking... there's a song from Midnights that I love so much. And I haven't played it on this tour or ever... so I figured... that could be fun to play with you. And I just - oh my gosh, this is insane - I kind of just feel like telling you, I don’t know, I just... I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don't know... it's not just the tour... it's like... I don't know, I just sort of feel like... my life finally feels like it makes sense. And... so I thought I'd play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."
Don't you dare to let them take away OUR KISSGATE SONG! She even messed the song up to play it again!
The double "Oh Oh" at the end! 🥹 (in the video mixed with another cute part of the refrain)
"Question…?" is a Kaylor song.
Kristen+Robert vs. Taylor+Toe break up
Let's HOPE for the best. 🤞
2017 Kristen Stewart came out as gay! 🏳️🌈
This is a blog post from 2009:
👇 👇 READ ON 👇 👇 READ ON 👇 👇
Mr. "I don't talk about my private life" started to talk about his private life the second he had a VERY private life… of course! 😅
What's Taylor's part in all of this? She had a PR relationship with Twilight star Taylor Lautner and...
2012: In the end, Kristen cheated on Robert. (See how obviously they knew the photographer?) Robert wasn't harmed by the split, and people accepted the Robsten break up. Kristen was the bad girl in the story. Everyone loved them together and many would not have let Robsten go otherwise.
2017 Kristen Stewart came out as gay! 🏳️🌈
Do you see any connections to Taylor's life? 🤔
Let's HOPE for the best. 🤞
Good times. Mr. Big Reputation had strict prohibitions on what he could and could not do? That's funny, because he seemed very unproblematic. His only real problem was that he didn't like Taylor's music.
I miss Toe (and his Toe pictures)! 😢 Karlie, can we get another Toe picture from you instead? 🙏
May 2023 A random collection of Gaylor / Kaylor Tweets
👇👇 MORE TWEETS 👇👇 MORE TWEETS 👇 👇
I'm also at dad's house. Mom, take me home once the evil is gone.
Feel free to let go of your anger in the comments.
It's a perfect day! We reached the BOSS level! 👑
Taylor about Karlie: "victoria's secret supermodel angel woman" Taylor about Phoebe: "boss genius / baby angel face" Karlie about Penni: "BOSS LADY 👑💕"
Is that a coincident, a jealousy game, or an easter egg? 👀
swiftgrons and kaylors how are we feeling today?
Kaylor fights and/or break-ups
Grab some tissues. It hits different 😭 ____________________________________
In May 2015, a blind item came out that said Karlie was moving things out from Taylor's apartment.
2020: Five years later in the song EXILE, Taylor referred to this fight that they supposedly had in the same way.
In 2019, Taylor on the album LOVER made it clear that her muse is from the USA, that New York screams her muse's name and that her muse has a garden gate in the West Village Karlie is from the USA, New York screams her name and she had a garden gate in the West Village.
That place was very special for their relationship because Taylor was seen there very often and she moved to New York and bought an apartment near there to hang out with Karlie in her apartment.
2019: A month after the album LOVER came out, Karlie sold her apartment in the West Village which has a garden gate.
👇👇 READ ON 👇👇 READ ON
And a year later (2020), in EXILE Taylor refers to this by saying that this person was her town, but that she is now in exile watching this person out (??selling their special place and moving out??)
I think I've seen this film before. And I didn't like the ending. You're not my homeland anymore. So what am I defending now? You were my town. Now I'm in exile, seein' you out. I think I've seen this film before.
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN single was released on June 14, 2019
On June 25, 2019 a blind item came out saying that if Taylor wanted to come out, she couldn't mention Karlie:
And also Karlie did an interview about how much she enjoyed her new life and Taylor is briefly mentioned in it as one of her "friends", as if she was just a wrinkle
And a year later - 2020 - Taylor would refer to this in CLOSURE saying that her lover is now enjoying a new life and how Taylor feels that she is a wrinkle or something that could ruin the new life that person has built without her
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME (2020): I could feel the mascara run. You told me that you met someone. Glass shattered on the white cloth. Everybody moved on. I, I stayed there.
In 2018 and 2019, Karlie had two weddings and even though Taylor was invited, she didn't attend, she said absolutely nothing about it and Taylor's team just said she was too busy
October 2018: But the same day or the next (it's confusing because of the time zones) of the first wedding Taylor sang I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE completely sad as a surprise song. Taylor and Karlie met when Taylor was performing that song
Two years later - 2020 - Taylor would refer to these weddings in EVERMORE. In RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME Taylor sings about how the person she used to love left her and shortly there after married and built a new life without her
In this song there is a clear reference to a tradition in Jewish Weddings. Glass shattered on the white cloth. Karlie converted to Judaism and had a Jewish Wedding
"Hair pin drop": We all know that this line is gay and what it means in this context is that Taylor's silence and her not attending Karlie's two weddings was something that confirmed that there was something more than a friendship between them
Did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen? Time went on for everybody else, she won't know it. She's still 23 inside her fantasy. How it was supposed to be. Did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion? Break-ups happen every day, you don't have to lose it. She's still 23 inside her fantasy. And you're sitting in front of me.
Taylor was 23 when she became Karlie's bff.
CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS (2020) is about how Taylor lost her golden muse because she wasn't ready to get married and how she watched this person walk away not knowing what to do
"One for the money two for the show" Karlie had two weddings and this phrase appears in the photoshoot they did together in 2014
In HAPPINESS (2020), Taylor tells how she spent seven years with this person and how she felt like she was in heaven. Taylor wrote this song a month after it was seven years since she met Karlie
This is a clear reference to Karlie because in REPUTATION and LOVER, Taylor relates heaven and religion to this person. Karlie was a Victoria's Secret Angel
HITS DIFFERENT (2022): Dreams of your hair and your stare and sense of belief. In the good in the world, you once believed in me. And I felt you and I held you for a while. Bet I could still melt your world. Argumentative, antithetical dream girl. // Movin' on was always easy for me to do. It hits different (Yeah). It hits different 'cause it's you.
Are all the Eras tour BETTY stories true? Taylor already said Betty is the love of James' life. James had to fight to get Betty back! And she believes in a Happy End. (SEE THIS LINK)
Are we getting a Kaylor reunion or was that it...?! Anything to add?
(most parts by lavenderfishboy!)
Met Gala 2023? Prepare for THE WORST.
J*sh in Katy Perry's outfit - Met Gala 2019.
Katy and Celine Dion - Met Gala 2019. And Katy in the "You need to calm down" music video.
Hope for THE BEST. 🙏
The Eras Tour and Karlie Kloss
Thank you, Tom Ford! 👍😂
☝️ Listen to the "So it goes..." 1, 2, 3 snippet
Who's counting? (One, two, three) And all the pieces fall. Right into place. Getting caught up in a moment. Lipstick on your face. So it goes. I'm yours to keep. And I'm yours to lose. You know I'm not a bad girl. But I do bad things with you. So it goes.
March 3, 2023:
Am I the only one still thinking about Karlie's 1,2,3...? 🤔
(x) Karlie publicly wished Austin a happy birthday in 2018.
Peace Love Austin ✌️
The LOLAWOLF (Zoë Kravitz & Jimmy Giannopoulos) Twitter account retweeted two Swiftgron tweets. They tell Zoë's song "Not Diana" is interesting from a Swiftgron's perspective. On the same night Taylor played "Wonderland" as a surprise song!
I know you like French girls. But I swept you off your feet. 'Cause you grabbed me by my wrists. And you kissed me on my tits.
I know I'm not Diana. But just come with me. Come away with me.
Goodbye Kaylor, hello Toë!? 🥹
(It's okay, as long as Taylor is happy, but... Karlie!? 🥹)
👇 This is where all the rumors about Taylor's relationship with Zoë Kravitz started. 👇
A Toë masterpost 👇
December 9, 2020:
Fits to Taylor's "Paris"-lyrics: Like we were in Paris Like we were somewhere else
New Year's Eve 2020: Look at the Captions and the Sofa
"Willow" and the Witches:
March 27, 2023: "You are family" (Lenny about Taylor)
“Oh you went in MY closet” (Lenny Kravits about Taylor's outfit)
Most parts of the Masterpost by iloveanimalssavetheworld
Lolawolf tweets found by Gaylor Updates
(x) Sure, Jen! 😅
What about an "old love"? ♥️
Manifesting!🕯️🙏🕯️
Catching Fire and The Truman Show: Katniss, played by Jennifer Lawrence, and Truman are both living in "fishbowls" and they both fight to escape them.
During the lead up to MIDNIGHTS, Taylor posted a TikTok where she says “She’s a clock, it’s a clock, it’s a clock, it makes a clock, it could help you tell time.” People immediately noticed similarities to Catching Fire, when Katniss realizes that the arena is a clock.
If you’ve seen Catching Fire, you know that the 12 o’clock slice of the arena is a lightning bolt. And that lightning bolt is precisely how Katniss escapes the arena - when the clock strikes MIDNIGHT, she launches an arrow into the lightning, shattering the arena and allowing her to escape.
Meanwhile this is what Taylor has been doing every night while singing The Archer.
Catching Fire Theory by @LissaJoStewart
Truman is begged not to leave his life in the "fishbowl" behind - he's brought people joy and hope, and he has millions of fans counting on him. But he says his catchphrase one last time, stretches out his arms, and takes a final bow.
Taylor stands in front of the door and stretches out her arms to take a final bow before disappearing into the stage.
We will meet Taylor at MIDNIGHT when lightning will strike, the arena will shatter, and she’ll walk out the closet door.
gaylor / kaylor threads shouldn't be so long. this is enough evidence.
I agree! 🌼
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? 🍪
Can we talk about Karlie's doll house?
Coincidentally, it had the bedroom and bathroom on the same floor as the LOVER house. And a similar attic, too?!
What was the conclusion in 2020!? And now!? Looking back, it looks like the prototype of the LOVER house. Unless we believe that Karlie plays with dolls and/or built a house, which 2.5 years later we still don't know about. If she's sleeping on someone else's couch, that's still a weird coincidence.
What if I told you I'm a mastermind? And now you're mine.
That's so loud... 😭😭
Lightning strikes every time she moves
A girl on TikTok pointed out that the ground pattern looks in the end like a giraffe pattern! 🦒😱
Karlie's W mag
March 2013: Taylor's friend Este Haim at W's Best Performances party. That's all we need to know!
No bad blood with Zoe! + We know Olivia is a friend of Taylor and Jack as well.
A new W mag Taylor Swift video. It seems they used RED songs.
"Any friend given you a gift for your flat`?" Karlie: "Taylor actually gave me a very sweet tea set."
I'm the problem, it's me At tea time, everybody agrees