Kaylor - Blog Posts
im not saying anything 🤷♀️i just think it’s interesting
how do you listen to this and not think karlie kloss at the eras tour 3 weeks postpartum ??
i saw this on tiktok and decided to post it here...so you are telling me that #83000 is MAROON ? this woman never stops 8/3
i miss it when they were so painfully obvious :(
just watched a 3 hour video essay on kaylor lore i am never getting over them
imagine explaining this to a normal person
from twitter via @/lavenderfishboy
Swifties start crying because it dawns on them that Taylor is already pushing them in the right direction. Isn't it funny to watch?
Hey! Yes and als no lolll. The YES CAPITAL LETTERS YES is for the 'fans' (hetlors - the name says it all;)) with their keyboard courage - the lowlifes who feel the need to bully/dox/harrass people because they probably have a sadass life themselves. they caged her for years and years. I'm not a violent person but f* off. Go live on a planet far far away from here and don't ever come back.
Then there's the people brainwashed by society to believe that comphet is the way to go. I truly believe that most of these people won't have a problem with taylor finally getting her humanity back.
Look i don't know taylor personally (obviously hahaha) but maybe she'll try to ghost the first group, phase them out (no f* clue how) - she could release an acid rock record for example lmao to refresh the fandom a bit - the real fans will pick up on it being a bit - cause at this point this woman has made so many good records that she has more than enough credit to do something unhinged crazy! But then again... the stupidity of these parasocial delulu's is impressive. Watching the TTPD set on the eras tour made m want to scratch my eyeballs out. so hmm don't know actually.
it's a tough coockie to crack but i do hope she knows how many people will have her back no matter what. And that we're here to stay.
BUT YES THESE ASSHOLES - I'M READY FOR IT!
just don't be an asshole in life and let people live - how difficult is it?ps short answers ain't my thing;)
“i never quit caring” -😂😂😂- “i just can’t quit you”
« the real story unfolds not in the boom, but in the sigh, the slow unraveling like a magician's silk, frayed thread by thread »
The only split I may comment on is the split in the narrative. Be astute and discerning; look beyond the glitter and smoke. The real magic, you see, isn't in the grand vanishings or levitating doves. It's in the whispers, the cracks in the veneer, the clues you might miss while your eyes chase the spotlight.
Be wary of distraction, yearn not just for the grand ta-da, but heed the hushed murmurs that precede it. The real story unfolds not in the boom, but in the sigh, the slow unraveling like a magician's silk, frayed thread by thread.
Don't let the flourish of anticipation blind you to the tiny tears in the fabric. The marked card, the hidden trapdoor; they exist not just in illusions on stage, but in the lives we live. Watch for the chipped edges of smiles, the flicker of doubt in familiar eyes, the whispers that dance on the periphery of laughter.
For cracks, like secrets, have a way of widening in the shadows, unnoticed until the light shifts, revealing the chasm you never saw coming. Don't be the audience applauding the levitation, oblivious to the floorboards creaking beneath your feet. The true magic, the poignant truth, lies in the descent, not the ascent.
So heed the sighs, the silences, the subtle shifts in tone. The real drama, the heartbreaking beauty of it all, unfolds not in a grand finale, but in the quiet unraveling. The magician's greatest illusion is the one you choose not to see. So keep your eyes peeled, friends, for the real story, the one whispered between the lines, is the one that truly leaves you breathless.
🫚
🎃’s 4th message…This is the story of the person behind the curtain.
It’s all coming together.
THIS.ME.OFFICIALLY.GAYLOR.TRAIN.
huh? what? ‘shade never made anybody less.. gay!?’ nooo that can’t be what she’s singing. this is a taylor swift song right? like the taylor swift… abby is mixing it up for fun, jokes jokes. why would a straight woman sing about shades not making you less gay? that’s such a gay thing to say. what ‘ally’ has ever been this specific and 🎯 ?
like i said.. late to the party. and i might have to check my gaydar.
karma is my wife 🧡 oh she knooows.
april 2, 2009 | fifteen years ago today
taylor attended a hannah montana afterparty with emily osment, miley cyrus, and demi lovato
miley later said: “if you guys didn’t know i was bisexual from this damn picture, i don’t know what’s wrong with you. uh, i mean, hello! look at them!”
the queering of taylor swift
“not only does a queer reading of folklore further validate all the earlier queer readings of many of swift’s other songs, it also opens up possibilities for more nuanced, equally rewarding readings of swift’s songs”
🙌 THIS 🙌
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just call it the kayloring of taylor swift
who here wrote this article about Tay and Kar 👀?,
i know
old news
late to the party
completely missed this article though
and i thought i had seen
every fucking single tree in these woods
before finally seeing daylight
still convinced that my google searches 😂
made me never ever hear from TS™️ again
after them telling me to wait for the next steps
so taylor if you do decide to do a concert tour asp
flip the algorithm please
like full reverse
🌈 -🔄-🌈
“the gaylor pride tour” or whatever
call it what you want
but take your time
we’re not going anywhere ✌️
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folkmore
Coney Island
The question pounds my head
"What's a lifetime of achievement?"
If I pushed you to the edge
But you were too polite to leave me
And do you miss the rogue
Who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?
Will you forgive my soul
When you're too wise to trust me and too old to care?
'Cause we were like the mall before the Internet
It was the one place to be
The mischief, the gift wrapped suburban dreams
Sorry for not winning you an arcade ring
And I'm sitting on a bench in Coney Island
wondering where did my baby go?
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Coney Island Baby
And the straightest dude I ever knew
was standing right for me, all the time
So I had to play football for the coach
And I wanted to play football for the coach
When you're all alone and lonely
In your midnight hour
And you find that your soul
It has been up for sale
And you're getting to think about
All the things that you done
And you're getting to hate
Just about everything
But remember the princess who lived on the hill
Who loved you even though she knew you was wrong
And right now she just might come shining through
And the
Glory of love
Glory of love
Glory of love, just might come through
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“and obviously aaron dessner is in the national
and he has completely changed my life”
same girl same
Cowboy like me - again 🤠
breaking in to the closet
“this is every girls dream”
👆?!
every girls dream?
IN THE VOGUE CLOSET
like
VOGUE VOGUE
karlie you sure?! 😂
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——— although i think that your ‘man’
wouldn’t mind
if you’d bring a few shirts back home
(pictures from gaylor reddit x)
and you know what they say abt gal pals
sharing clothes
well.. that you are just the best of best friends. roommates. but definitely not more than that. normal girls being normal.
what they actually meant was: lovers, soulmates, girlfriends.
but hey let’s not speculate - gay 😤 - iew - whatever 🫠✌️.
..with this song
and just a couple more albums after that
but who’s counting?
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a game
end team
a line of poetry that you vaguely remember.. does a random episode of himym also count as poetry? disney plus is a field filled with landmines
or goldmines that's up to you to decide
83
Britney Spears guest appearence
SWAMPS
Robin (is hot)
childhood - dad - booy/girl
'wanting' children theme
barney’s playbook
also I don’t watch a show to get a sad ass ending
we have real life for that
purple giraffes
sandcastles (in the sand)
Canada
dad jokes
Robin is from Vancouver, Canada ERAS TOUR Vancouver, CA - BC Place Fri, Dec 6, 2024 Sat, Dec 7, 2024 Sun, Dec 8, 2024
i'm too tired for this shit loll.. should've know better (again)
your Q&A's (of all of you), i can't
——— addendum - cause girl… “poetry” you could’ve just called it watching the same tv shows growing up it would’ve saved me a lot of time.
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——— ‘watched a lot of tv and drank a lot of wine’
i bet you did 😂 no proof not much - right lmao
okay so in my life everything kind of feels accidental
no clue why i opened this playlist today - doesn’t really matter
i just stumble from one situation into the next 🫠
not a mastermind like @daisyswift3
but eddy boy - you crushed my soul with this mv!
(gave me brain freeze first by letting ron weasly play you 😅)
hop the fence - join the club
step into the daylight
or not
but we got you
no fame = less restricted humanity
it’s a ‘b’ not an ‘h’
of course you did taylor 🧡💙
if we let the sad kids be sad
so that they can make music for the sad kids
then we’ll never brake the cycle
comfort does not equal happiness
🧩🍂🍁
Ok I could be completely wrong and seeing patterns that aren’t there (it wouldn’t be the first time) but I think Ed Sheeran and Sabrina Carpenter might come out tomorrow. I think they’re the next dominoes to cascade or FALL after Shawn Mendes. Let me explain
The 10th and 11th 🎃 messages -> Oct (10) and Nov (11) -> “the turn of the decade beFALLs the facade” -> “it was the end of a decade (the end of Oct or 10th month) but the start of an age” -> Change -> revolution/The Hunger Games ⚡️🏹😈🎯🔥 -> HALLOWEEN COSTUMES in the 11th 🎃 message -> Ed's gay little monkey meme costume and Elton John esque pfp (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road) and Sabrina's Tinkerbell costume 🧚 (Tinkerbell connects to the Peter Pan metaphor, growing up = coming out of the closet 🚪) (Sabrina is the one on the rollercoaster 🎢) -> Enchanted Forest and fairy wings 🧚 in 10th 🎃 message (OUT Of The Woods, “screaming color 🌈,” “somber woodland fairies”) -> “I hope your Halloween is enchanted” in 14th 🎃 message -> passing the torch/relay race/Paris Olympics/Nothing New, “she’ll know the way and then she’ll say she got the map from me” // “my bare hands paved their paths,” (x) -> Death with Dignity in Gracie’s playlists // Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars // funerals 🖤 // my tears ricochet eras tour performance and visuals // Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Soft album cover which is her free falling out of a closet door and drowning in the deep end (the deep end in Gracie’s Risk and Under/Over, Lizzy’s Pushing It Down and Praying, “softer, harder, in between”, Gregory’s Mistakes, Guilty as Sin?, “you’ve made your bed now lie in it”) -> Castles Crumbling (PLURAL bc multiple artists’ castles are crumbling in this mass coming out, there’s an intentional ‘s typo which connects it to the “i’s” in the 14th 🎃 message and to all the other intentional glitches/errors) -> Lizzy’s All Falls Down -> Jump Then Fall -> Birds of a Feather/The Albatross -> 2nd 🎃 message -> Gregory’s The Fall and Before the Sun (55 mile signs and Gaga’s Smile being changed to sMILE on Spotify) (x) -> All Too Well (Sad Girl Autumn Version) bc autumn is FALL 🍂🍁 -> “autumn leaves FALLING DOWN like PIECES INTO PLACE” 🧩 -> “and all the pieces fall right into place” -> “and just like clockwork the dominoes cascaded in a line” -> Gracie’s Cool, “I'm actin' bored, it's my right, after all the love that you bombed” -> “tick tick tick of love bombs” -> tick tick tick BOOM 🧨🌋🕰️ (TNT, the reticent volcano) -> going back to the Halloween costumes, Taylor was dressed as a squirrel and there was Project Acorn bc the mass coming out movement (The Story of Us/The Manuscript/the film) is “nuts” lol (x) -> Ed Sheeran’s insta having an acorn and 🍂 for his Autumn Variations album -> Run ft Ed Sheeran (the relay race metaphor) -> Red being a FALL 🍂🍁 album
I think this all ties into the election too hence all the red, white, and blue and 4th of July easter eggs lately 🇺🇸 (Gregory’s Before the Sun mentions the 4th of July). And I think that’s why Karlie (Miss Americana, KARma) wore the Kill Bill costume 👀 -> Better Than Revenge Spotify canvas and TSMWEL eras tour visuals -> shattering glass ceilings -> “The Mountain: ‘You can say I like girls or boys; So call it what you want, call it what you want’” in the anon message -> Coldplay’s iAAM (i Am A Mountain): “I got this feeling that the ceiling is for bursting through…I got this feeling I can summon up lightning…Everyone taking aim, Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain” -> “Dear reader when you aim at the devil make sure you don’t miss” ⚡️🏹😈🎯🔥 -> The Archer/Katniss
“birds of a feather we should stick together”
i used to skip class in high school to go to concerts
and pinned the tickets on my bedroom door
(which is kind of stupid come to think of it now)
(if you don’t want your parents to find out somehow)
didn’t allow me to go and see placebo
went to muse without telling
2003
i was fifteen
badass 😂
a note my dad wrote in a book he gave me
jonathan franzen - freedom
ripped the page out
because i had to leave the book behind
somewhere in australia
a backpack ain’t a hogwards trunk 🫠
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“like a bird on a wire”
Conversation with friend(s) - recycled
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TAYLOR f*cking ALISON SWIFT
🤯🤯🤯🤯
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i’m scared
this is starting to feel like a never ending fever dream
or more like a (girlfriend in) a coma
it’s serious i know
but please take us with you when you go
Wait what!? Are they for real?!
A DANDELION
And is Justin Vernon literally pointing at it while wearing the albatross face mask?!
I didn’t see the signs no (well the albatross ☑️)
🎃
HAPPY FREAKING HALLOWEEN TO US?!
What parallel universe did we step into
🎃 Imagine this. You are walking through your yard. It's one of your favorite places, all sprawling garden rows and vibrant green grass. There are herbs for cooking and spell casting. There are daisies - so many daisies - in every shade of your rainbow. Up ahead you spot a small cropping of weeds, and set your foot on each stepping stone of the path that leads right to them. The house is a little farther now, but you are still within the confines of your tall and impenetrable fence. Nothing comes through that fence. Not now and not ever. Within it you are safe. Your lover and your fresh baked buns are safe. (The buns, of course, are in the oven turning golden as you speak. It's an old family recipe, jotted lovingly on a recipe card.) You reach the weeds and pluck a dandelion. Caught up in a moment of buoyant childlike whimsy, you make a wish and blow, blow, blow. Hundreds of featherly florets scatter. You laugh. You watch as they ride the breeze, one floret in particular. It drifts and dances like all the others, but as the wind changes direction it swoops over the fence. You lose sight of it, and send a silent apology to whoever ends up with a cropping of dandelions in their yard. Did you know that dandelions don't need to be purposefully planted all at once? All it takes is for one small seed to catch on the breeze, and by then it has spread irreversibly. You'd never know where the initial seed came from, because it has started so small and floated so far. You swallow, staring at the fence. It was you who blew the dandelion in the first place. It was you who ventured too closely to the edge of the garden. It was chance and weather that landed it where it did. You breathe in, and deep and out, expelling the growing anxiety from your body. You turn back to the house. You have those homemade buns to tend to, after all. But as you reach the door you can't help but cast a furtive glance over your shoulder, to the spot where that dandelion floret disappeared. You can never blame someone for the dandelions that sprout in your grass. It’s untraceable and irrelevant. They all come from the same place anyway: a private moment performed too near the property line. Of course the recipient would pluck the weeds so unwittingly planted. Of course they, too, would blow, blow, blow and spread the florets far and wide. Once you blow a dandelion, you never get it back. It isn’t yours anymore. 🎃
GUYS!
i might be late to the party…
…but guess at what time taylor woke up to record the vocals for folklore?
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ehm, no not really?! 8.30 sounds reasonable 🤷♀️
it’s not like driving around at midnight without your headlights on
making your midnights your afternoons
or still being awake at 3 am?
you could be standing in the mirror at 4 am
talking to yourself
so yeah all things considered..
8.30 - a perfect time to wake up if you ask me
now and forevermore ☀️
ME! baby kaylor 😂 feels like light years ago
i kinda forgot about this @milelarissa-blog
The beginning of the end
before I realised that this sinkhole meant
never knowing peace again 🫠🫠🫠
I’m only halfway through your blog (binge reading hahahaha) but wanted to take a break to send you positive vibes! Loving it. This is actually one of the saddest stories ever but the way you walk us through it (I’m laughing while crying or vice versa half of the time) gives them the sunshine they deserve.
I feel like a freak saying this about two people I’ve never met but I think that we’ve seen enough of them over the years (being a public figure, what a joy) to know that these two deserve the world..
And I figured, if haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love. So hell yeah KAYLOR <3 - still processing the narrative btw (especially the kids part is not quite entering my brain - but hey if it’s true, I’m all for it).
And I get you Taylor, I would also write a thousand songs about Karlie - what a muse.
Mass movement of joy?
Sure Taylor.
It has been a blast so far..
being part of this mass movement 😭
ooh, i’m so sure..
OUT OF THE SHADOW.. INTO THE LIGHT
IT’S
GOLDEN ✨💫✨
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBUmrJBv6Ge/?igsh=c3k5Z3Z6ZG5iY3hk
Serena was there! KK's bestie! I love that!
I don’t know much about KK and Serena Williams’ relationship. I assume they were connected through Penni. Anyway, glad she had fun!
Karlos, the woman you are!
Bowery Ballroom NYC 10/13/2016
Well.. they go way back 🙃
Which could mean nothing. As usual 👀
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBUmrJBv6Ge/?igsh=c3k5Z3Z6ZG5iY3hk
Serena was there! KK's bestie! I love that!
I don’t know much about KK and Serena Williams’ relationship. I assume they were connected through Penni. Anyway, glad she had fun!
Florence + Taylor
Two kings
Ruling the kingdom tonight (again)
🩷💜💙
We gotcha Taylor 🫶🫶🫶
Call the amateurs
Cut 'em from the team
Ditch the clowns, get the crown
Step into the daylight
And let it go
Let it go
‘Don’t believe everything you read’
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Ah cute - these three 'former' friends... share a similar taste in music.
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Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said? That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong
Put narcotics into all of my songs And that's why you're still singing along
YOUNGER NOW!
"Give them bread and circuses, and they will never revolt." Juvenal (circa 55–127 A.D.), Roman poet
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casual conversation with friend(s) part III a few months ago, before the dominos really started to cascade
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FINALLY!!! Three of my superheroes
Connected by dots
Miley x Karlie x Serena
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Oh, here we go again. The voices in his head Called the rain to end our days of wild The sickest army doll Purchased at the mall Rivulets descend my plastic smile But you should've seen him When he first got me
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🤷♀️
it was all by design
now I'm a Mastermind' tm
who else decodes you?
nobody, no fucking body
And the years passed Like scenes of a show The Professor said to write what you know Lookin' backwards Might be the only way to move forward Then the actors Were hitting their marks And the slow dance Was alight with the sparks And the tears fell In synchronicity with the score And at last She knew what the agony had been for
'Le Ballon Rouge'
the heartbreak prince
it’s you and me that's my whole world
i didn't choose this town i dream of getting out
voted most likely to run away there’s escape in escaping
we could share a lifeline..
or just be —
little did i know..
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just a normal conversation with friend(s) before I tripped
ending up
even deeper
down below
high above
TAYLOR NATION YOU DID NOT JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!
“A one year celebration post celebrating: the most extraordinary EXPERIENCE premiered in theatre”
Also known as
“Welcome to the next chapter of the 🌞 🦒reintroduction”
Or
“A recap of a mv of a mv premiere about a show in which the main character is portraying different eras… wait what? You lost me. The big LEBOWSKI? - ask Taylor she knows”
Or
“This is a movie about how horrible being famous is”
Accompanied by the song « Cruel Summer » - is giving only good vibes - until you actually listen to the lyrics - but lyrics are potato potato we all know that - TS™️ has said this herself so many times (in between lines) - singing: “and if I’m on fire, you’ll be made of ashes too” gives her the same satisfaction as singing the alphabet backwards - as long as you’re happy she’s happy.
“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
(Time for a little revenge!)
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and
I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him”
« Looking forward to fall 💙💫 »
Me too Karlie, ME! too.
# ‘Does she write UR or your?’
#🌹 👯♀️🧜♀️ 🌊 🌪️ 🪽🛫📼 ☕️ 🍕 🍟 💸 🧨🌋 📙🛬 🌴🦩🧚🏽🌞🌸💫🎡